When the Truth Movement Comes for You

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What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?

We all know, that after the Revolution that begins on 9/11/07, the Truthers will gain control of society. All government officials will be immediately jailed, and those of us who defended them will be tried for treason.

What will your defense be?

Mine is going to be "I was only following orders......Komrad Kommisar"
 
parky76 said:
What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?

We all know, that after the Revolution that begins on 9/11/07, the Truthers will gain control of society. All government officials will be immediately jailed, and those of us who defended them will be tried for treason.

What will your defense be?

Mine is going to be "I was only following orders......Komrad Kommisar"
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First, I'll try the "I'm not Stellafane" approach. If that doesn't work, I'll give "Gravy made me do it!" a whirl.
 
I always found it interesting that these guys h8 Bush and the NWO so much for allegedly locking up dissenters, when that is exactly what they plan to do when they come into power.

When their attorneys at LOL come to get me, I will use the classic excuse known as "blaming it on Ebaumsworld". That usually works.

You should all check out these articles from Encyclopedia Dramatica (a hilarious parody of Wikipedia):

Internet Law

E-lawyer

Internet guilty

Internet jail

Attorney at lol
 
I'll go down screaming the lyrics to 'Guns of Brixton' at the top of my lungs while blasting away with a pair of Broomhandle Mauser pistols.
 
when the truthers come to my house, I'll do what I always do. Pay for my pizza and close the door right after he give me my chnage.
 
I'd just start rambling cryptic messages, hoping that the group of truthers start turning on each other.

On second thought, I wouldn't be hoping. It'd be inevitable.
 
Well unlike their fantasies, I actually served and spent 5 years of my life in a unit where it was me job to kill people and blow things up so... laugh at 'em most likely.

(There was a 6th year but it was spent in leg land.)

ETA: Make that "most of their fantasies", some have served so I'll give them that.
 
I will probably end the day with far fewer than 2000 rounds of ammo in various calibers stashed about the house. I think most of the twoofers are the kinds of people against whose rise I armed myself in the first place.
 
Stellafane said:
First, I'll try the "I'm not Stellafane" approach.
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That might be difficult when you're face is your avatar (assuming that's you.)

I'll just do what I do with the Mormons and JWs; slam the door in their face.

Steve S.
 
Remember all those moves Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee used in Showdown In Little Tokyo? They learned them from me. The woo come and they better bring an army or as they said in First Blood....you better have alot of body bags.

bring em on :)
 
Unsecured Coins said:
when the truthers come to my house, I'll do what I always do. Pay for my pizza and close the door right after he give me my chnage.
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That was a potentially very good concept, but you let yourself down with the execution. “I’d do what I always do when a truther comes to my house – pay for the pizza and then close the door.”
 
I think I'll go with the "Get off my lawn, you damn kids!" approach.


While carrying a sword, of course.
 
1337m4n said:
I always found it interesting that these guys h8 Bush and the NWO so much for allegedly locking up dissenters, when that is exactly what they plan to do when they come into power.

When their attorneys at LOL come to get me, I will use the classic excuse known as "blaming it on Ebaumsworld". That usually works.
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I'd love to see Bantown take on Loose Change. The lulz would be seen from orbit.
 
I think I'll just give up and go quietly. I mean, what would be the point in trying to stand up to the vastly intelligent and charismatic Truthers? Too much for someone like me to possibly resist.
 
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