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Old 15th June 2005, 12:35 PM   #6
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Prophet Yahweh's PROTOCOL Proposal

I, Prophet Yahweh, have been blessed to discover the lost, ancient art of summoning UFO’s and spaceships on-demand.

There is a difference between UFO’s and spaceships. UFO’s are usually small flying objects: glowing orbs, metallic spheres, satellite-type flying machines, etc.

And, their flight patterns suggest that they are not of this world.

But, spaceships are large futuristic vehicles that are clearly designed to carry passengers, in like you see in the movies.

Since 1979, more than 1,500 UFO’s and/or spaceships have appeared on my signal before witnesses or at unawares.

During this time, I was performing my summons privately with only those close to me as witnesses.

But, starting June 1st until July 15th (45 days) I am going public, for the first time, by demonstrating my ability to call down UFO’s and spaceships, on-demand, for them to film and photograph.

I am in direct telepathic contact with my space being friends.

They have revealed that they will send UFO’s, within a 4 day period of me asking them to appear, on my cue until July 15th.

Also, before the 45 day summoning period has ended, a spaceship will descend and sit in the skies over Las Vegas on my signal.

The spaceship will hover in the sky, not far from Nellis Air Force Base, for about two days.

All Las Vegas will be able to see it, day and night, before it goes back up into space.

Because of my abilities, I agree to meet with the official representatives of the James Randi Educational Foundation and call down various sightings of UFO’s, on my request for them to appear, so that their cameras can film them.


The conditions of my summonings are simple and clear.

1. I summon only on calm clear days, because winds will have too much debris in the sky and sometimes mimic sightings of UFO’s.

2. There must not be too many clouds in the sky that would adversely affect the appearance of a sighting.

3. I have secured the rights to a large piece of property that is now the world’s first official summoning site, in modern human history, that is dedicated to summoning sightings. I will conduct my summonings only at my summoning site.

4. If the sighting does not show within 5 minutes, give or take a little more, I will be the first to label it a failed summons.

5. The atmosphere is to be humble to the event, and not a lot of unnecessary chatter.

6. No smoking or anything else that goes against the overall scheme of the body is to be present.

7. No one is to be under the influence of any mind altering substance, and all people are to be sober.

8. No one is to try to take away the attention and command of my summonings from me.

9. I am to be given at least 4 chances to summon on 4 different days, a day of each one of the letters of the tetragrammaton.

10. At somepoint within the 4 days, the sightings will start appearing. When it does, that is the signal to all involved that the outpouring of the wave of sightings has started, and will not end until July 15 based on the conditions contained herein.

11. Any violation of these conditions could possibly result in a sighting not appearing.

12. I want to let my associates on the Internet know about the developments, and mention that I am being monitored and tested by the James Randi Educational Foundation, and to talk about it on any radio talk shows.

13. I want to be able to post all sightings that appear, and are filmed by my cameras to be posted to the Internet immediately after they appear.

14. When I summon, it is usually immediately donated to the Public Domain upon being filmed.

15. What James Randi Educational Foundation films with its cameras belongs to them, but what I film with my cameras belongs to the world, because of their Public Domain, Royalty-Free status.

16. If James Randi Educational Foundation is not able to film a sighting, for some reason, I will immediately give them a digital copy of the sighting as soon as possible.

17. All money I receive is to be made out to and immediately donated to the non-profit tax-exempt corporation, or charity that I choose for it to be given to. The details of this I am not quite sure of, and will be decided upon later.

18. JREF must agree to television stations and other media being present for the documentation of my summonings which will take what happens to the world and make my abilities far more verifiable and indisputable to public scrutiny.

All these conditions are flexible, and I am willing to negotiate an agreement concerning them.

Prophet Yahweh
Seer of Yahweh

The above protocol was typed neatly, but the following words were added at the bottom, hand-written:

Oh, even if, for some reason a spaceship does not appear and UFO's do appear on my signal, I wish to remain eligible based on UFO's appearing alone. - PY
JREF Paranormal Challenge Desk
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