I have had a JFK clone for years. He warshes my cah.
I have had a JFK clone for years. He warshes my cah.
JFK's accent was more Boston than Brooklyn.
He'd "Wahsh" the car maybe, but "warsh" not so much.
Are there CTers that think that "they" have already cloned JFK?
The closest to the cloning I've seen is the "Tippet looked like JFK" stuff, which usually involved them swapping the bodies...or something. It's been 20 years since I read that, so it's a little hazy.
Robert Morningstar is the leading proponent of the second one (and the one you're probably thinking of):
http://www.redicecreations.com/article.php?id=17710
Hank
The closest to the cloning I've seen is the "Tippet looked like JFK" stuff, which usually involved them swapping the bodies...or something. It's been 20 years since I read that, so it's a little hazy.
This is informative, I like this as it highlights Ruth Paine's "memory". LHO is using OH Lee as his alias at the North Beckley address, there is no challenge to this. What is suspect is Ruth Paine's lack of inquiring. The formation of Lee Harvey Oswald's name is interesting as each of his full names can be used as a first name and/or last name. For Ruth Paine not to explore additional questions or the other person on the line not put Lee (the first name that Ruth used) and Lee (the last name of LHO alias) together (at least as a secondary question) is a stretch. I have been asked harder and more prolonged questions from The Taco Bell driver-thru. The whole scenario with the Paine's is froth with inconsistencies and coincidental relationships that are treated more as a side-show and not points of interest.And his being a loner makes it harder to link him to anyone. He had no phone, so good luck connecting him to some conspirator / 'handler' out of town in Dallas or Chicago when he was living with his wife at a succession of rented apartments in New Orleans. What did they use to communicate with him, carrier pigeons?
And he wasn't untraceable. His time was well accounted for. His life is one of the most meticulously documented in history. The FBI determined what jobs he held and when he showed up for work. And according to his wife, he was home almost every night after work when they were living together. Exceptions were for things like a typing class and the night he attempted to kill General Walker, when he showed up very late. When they were living apart, he was living at the rooming house on North Beckley, and according to interviews with some of the patrons, he was there every night as well, except for those times he visited his wife at Mrs. Paine's home.
While the rooming house had a phone for the patrons, he was registered there under the alias of O.H.Lee, and he received no calls. In fact, Mrs. Paine testified she tried to reach him there the weekend before the assassination, and she failed because she asked for Lee Oswald, and she was told there was no such person living there.
Mr. JENNER - And you were relating that you inquired as to how you could reach them if you had to reach them, and Mr. Lee Oswald wrote--
Mrs. PAINE - His work, the name of the company and the telephone number.
Mr. JENNER - I take it they did not have a telephone?
Mrs. PAINE - They did not; no.
Mr. JENNER - Did they ever have a telephone even when they were in New Orleans?
Mrs. PAINE - No; they did not.
Mr. JENNER - When they came back again to Dallas, they did not?
Mrs. PAINE - They did not.
...
Mrs. PAINE - Whether he called that Saturday or whether he had called Sunday, I am not certain. Indeed, I am not certain but what he had called the very day, had already called and talked with Marina the very day that I then, at her request, tried to reach him at the number he had given me, with his number in my telephone book.
Junie was fooling with the telephone dial, and Marina said, "Let's call papa" and asked me--
... [discussion of side issue omitted]
Mr. JENNER - You are absolutely clear about that. All right. Now, state, you began to state the circumstances of the telephone call. Would you in your own words and your own chronology proceed with that, please?
Mrs. PAINE - Marina had said, "Let's call papa," in Russian and asked me to dial the number for her, knowing that I had a number that he had given us. I then dialed the number--
Mr. JENNER - Excuse me, did you dial the first or the second number?
Mrs. PAINE - The second number.
Mr. JENNER - And that number is?
Mrs. PAINE - WH 3-8993.
Mr. JENNER - When you dialed the number did someone answer?
Mrs. PAINE - Someone answered and I said, "Is Lee Oswald there?" And the person replied, "There is no Lee Oswald here," or something to that effect.
Mr. JENNER - Would it refresh your recollection if he said, "There is nobody by that name here"?
Mrs. PAINE - Or it may have been "nobody by that name" or "I don't know Lee Oswald." It could have been any of these.
Mr. JENNER - We want your best recollection.
Mrs. PAINE - My best recollection is that he repeated the name.
Mr. JENNER - He repeated the name?
Mrs. PAINE - But that is not a certain recollection.
Mr. JENNER - I take it then from the use of the pronoun that the person who answered was a man?
Mrs. PAINE - Was a man.
Mr. JENNER - And if you will just sit back and relax a little. I would like to have you restate, if you now will, in your own words, what occurred? You dialed the telephone, someone answered, a male voice?
Mrs. PAINE - Yes.
Mr. JENNER - What did he say and what did you say?
Mrs. PAINE - I said, "Is Lee Oswald there." He said, "There is no Lee Oswald living here." As best as I can recall. This is the substance of what he said. I said, "Is this a rooming house." He said "Yes." I said, "Is this WH 3-8993?" And he said "Yes." I thanked him and hung up.
Mr. JENNER - When you hung up then what did you next do or say?
Mrs. PAINE - I said to Marina, "They don't know of a Lee Oswald at that number."
Mr. JENNER - What did she say?
Mrs. PAINE - She didn't say anything.
Mr. JENNER - Just said nothing?
Mrs. PAINE - She looked surprised.
Mr. JENNER - Did she evidence any surprise?
Mrs. PAINE - Yes; she did, she looked surprised.
Mr. DULLES - You are quite sure you used the first name "Lee," did you, you did not say just "Mr. Oswald," or something of that kind?
Mrs. PAINE - I would not say "Mr. Oswald." It is contrary to Quaker practice, and I don't normally do it that way.
Mr. JENNER - Contrary to Quaker practice?
Mrs. PAINE - They seldom use "Mister."
Hank
Huh? My three names could be used in any order as well.This is informative, I like this as it highlights Ruth Paine's "memory". LHO is using OH Lee as his alias at the North Beckley address, there is no challenge to this. What is suspect is Ruth Paine's lack of inquiring. The formation of Lee Harvey Oswald's name is interesting as each of his full names can be used as a first name and/or last name. For Ruth Paine not to explore additional questions or the other person on the line not put Lee (the first name that Ruth used) and Lee (the last name of LHO alias) together (at least as a secondary question) is a stretch. I have been asked harder and more prolonged questions from The Taco Bell driver-thru. The whole scenario with the Paine's is froth with inconsistencies and coincidental relationships that are treated more as a side-show and not points of interest.
This is informative, I like this as it highlights Ruth Paine's "memory". LHO is using OH Lee as his alias at the North Beckley address, there is no challenge to this. What is suspect is Ruth Paine's lack of inquiring. The formation of Lee Harvey Oswald's name is interesting as each of his full names can be used as a first name and/or last name. For Ruth Paine not to explore additional questions or the other person on the line not put Lee (the first name that Ruth used) and Lee (the last name of LHO alias) together (at least as a secondary question) is a stretch. I have been asked harder and more prolonged questions from The Taco Bell driver-thru. The whole scenario with the Paine's is froth with inconsistencies and coincidental relationships that are treated more as a side-show and not points of interest.
And his being a loner makes it harder to link him to anyone. He had no phone, so good luck connecting him to some conspirator / 'handler' out of town in Dallas or Chicago when he was living with his wife at a succession of rented apartments in New Orleans. What did they use to communicate with him, carrier pigeons?
And he wasn't untraceable. His time was well accounted for. His life is one of the most meticulously documented in history. The FBI determined what jobs he held and when he showed up for work. And according to his wife, he was home almost every night after work when they were living together. Exceptions were for things like a typing class and the night he attempted to kill General Walker, when he showed up very late. When they were living apart, he was living at the rooming house on North Beckley, and according to interviews with some of the patrons, he was there every night as well, except for those times he visited his wife at Mrs. Paine's home.
While the rooming house had a phone for the patrons, he was registered there under the alias of O.H.Lee, and he received no calls. In fact, Mrs. Paine testified she tried to reach him there the weekend before the assassination, and she failed because she asked for Lee Oswald, and she was told there was no such person living there.
Marina Oswald did not speak conversational english; Ruth Paine called on her behalf. If Ruth goes no further, as in the manner of her testimony, then Marina is left with the thought that her husband did not live there... Ruth offered, it is not as if Marina asked her to do so.Why? The whole point of her testimony here is that she called the number to the rooming house Oswald had given them, and that neither she nor Marina had any reason to think he would be going by a different name. So she calls, verifies the number is correct and that it is to a rooming house; what else do you think she should have asked? "Well, is there an Oswald Harvey Lee there? A Harvey Lee Oswald? A Lee Oswald Harvey?" How do you think the conversation should have gone beyond the way it did? Try to re-construct it without the benefit of hindsight, ok?
This is a straw man. Actually, we have no idea what happened as this is testimony and there is no record of any conversation ever taking place. Nobody, outside of you, is suggesting the person on the other side of the line is on some sort of conspiracy.As for the guy on the other end of the line not going beyond "there's no Lee Oswald here"- why should he? "Oswald" is a fairly unusual name,* and, in saying there was no one there by that name, that's probably what he keyed on and answered what was asked with what he knew. Of course, I suppose there's the possibility that he was in on the conspiracy, and was cleverly covering it up by not going beyond the basics with a fellow-conspirator in a conversation that only the two of them could hear.![]()
Marina Oswald did not speak conversational english; Ruth Paine called on her behalf. If Ruth goes no further, as in the manner of her testimony, then Marina is left with the thought that her husband did not live there... Ruth offered, it is not as if Marina asked her to do so.
This is a straw man. Actually, we have no idea what happened as this is testimony and there is no record of any conversation ever taking place. Nobody, outside of you, is suggesting the person on the other side of the line is on some sort of conspiracy.
Suspicious should not be equated with being a CT. This is why it is difficult to bring up anything, in this forum, that is remotely counter to what the general public has been fed. I find the Paines suspect as they have a deep background yet the majority of the time the word "Quaker" is used to describe Ruth while her husband happens to have a job at Bell Helicopter.So why even bring it up? The whole thing goes nowhere and is no good for anything but the usual CTist insinuation that something seems suspicious, based on no evidence but CTist expectation.
Suspicious should not be equated with being a CT. This is why it is difficult to bring up anything, in this forum, that is remotely counter to what the general public has been fed. I find the Paines suspect as they have a deep background yet the majority of the time the word "Quaker" is used to describe Ruth while her husband happens to have a job at Bell Helicopter.
Suspicious should not be equated with being a CT. This is why it is difficult to bring up anything, in this forum, that is remotely counter to what the general public has been fed. I find the Paines suspect as they have a deep background yet the majority of the time the word "Quaker" is used to describe Ruth while her husband happens to have a job at Bell Helicopter.
This assertion comes up so often that it's become a article of faith amongst the CT community that individuals that reject common JFK assassination nonsense (impossible shots by LHO, et al) have somehow only agreed with the governments version of events and haven't any foundation for their pov's based on their own knowledge, training or experience.
I grew up on a shooting range. The minute I read accounts of events with details and heard various folks describe the shooting as somehow being beyond the range of mortals I knew I was reading absolute ******** - The WC report didn't bring anything to light wrt the facts that changed my opinion, and when I got myself to the scene of the crime my pov was set - the shooting performed by LHO was no one in a million shot by any means.
CTists might want to consider that certain folks in the world have first hand experience in various subject matters that refute common CT fantasy constructs and they need no go-ahead from usgov.org to state those opinions.
You are not in a position to lecture me. I never used the word conspiracy yet you invoke "narrative of conspiracy" during your admonition. Apparently, unless I am a CTer, there is not a path for discussion.It isn't; suspicious for the sake of suspicion is the mark of one. This is why it's difficult for CTists to gain any ground here- you bring up suspicions that go nowhere and are disconnected from anything but the need for suspicion. Suspect the Paines all you want, but until you tie them into a sensical narrative of conspiracy, it's useless "whoa, dude, this is weird, huh?" pipe-talk.
You are not in a position to lecture me. I never used the word conspiracy yet you invoke "narrative of conspiracy" during your admonition. Apparently, unless I am a CTer, there is not a path for discussion.
You are not in a position to lecture me. I never used the word conspiracy yet you invoke "narrative of conspiracy" during your admonition. Apparently, unless I am a CTer, there is not a path for discussion.
You are not in a position to lecture me. I never used the word conspiracy yet you invoke "narrative of conspiracy" during your admonition. Apparently, unless I am a CTer, there is not a path for discussion.
What connection do you believe that Michael Paine had to the assassination of JFK? Do you have any evidence other than "Hey, isn't it suspicious that Michael Paine worked for Bell Helicopter?"? So did thousands of other people in Texas at the time. So what?
This assertion comes up so often that it's become a article of faith amongst the CT community that individuals that reject common JFK assassination nonsense (impossible shots by LHO, et al) have somehow only agreed with the governments version of events and haven't any foundation for their pov's based on their own knowledge, training or experience.
I grew up on a shooting range. The minute I read accounts of events with details and heard various folks describe the shooting as somehow being beyond the range of mortals I knew I was reading absolute ******** - The WC report didn't bring anything to light wrt the facts that changed my opinion, and when I got myself to the scene of the crime my pov was set - the shooting performed by LHO was no one in a million shot by any means.
CTists might want to consider that certain folks in the world have first hand experience in various subject matters that refute common CT fantasy constructs and they need no go-ahead from usgov.org to state those opinions.
And let's never forget that he missed one of them...
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And I know of an experiment where Penn Jillette made the shots.
There is nothing about the shots that are improbable. But as they are also the best explanation for the totality of evidence, Oswald could have been lucky.
Though it os worth busting a certain myth.
Trying to replicate any EXACT series of hits is tricky, and nigh on impossible.
Asking, however, if a person can be hit three times in a frame of reference, from a location, to wound or kill, is more practicable.
Ask the worlds top snipers to replicate Oswalds timing or patterns, and they will always fail.
Ask them if they can JFK with three hits from a location, and you will get a useful answer.
Many of the experiments I have seen to prove "Oswald fired an impossible shot" just proved "this guy aims a little differently and pulls the trigger at a different time" or "three body shots is more intuitive than a head shot".
I contend he missed TWO of them.
Lol. Some of the best snipers in the world have said that they could not replicate those shots, and they were alledgedly made with a dollar store with the most defective scope ever. I'm not aware anybody replicating the shots. I know of one experiment in which an olympic sniper accomplished something similar... from a height of the third floor of the school book depository.
I saw a recreation a while back where a guy exactly replicated the positioning of Connolly, JFK and Oswald at the time of the second shot (the single bullet), using model bodies made of the appropriate body-like materials. Using a rifle similar to Oswalds, he aimed at the spot where the second shot hit JFK in the back of the neck. In this exercise, he completely reproduced ALL of the wounds of the magic bullet - the exact entrance spot in JFK, the correct exit spot, the entrance into Connolly, the exit from Connolly and the hit into the thigh.
The ONLY thing that was not reproduced was that the bullet didn't lodge into Connolly's thigh, it only made a mark. All it had to do was come through on a different orientation and it would have lodged.
This is what happens when you actually do it right.
And I know of an experiment where Penn Jillette made the shots.
There is nothing about the shots that are improbable. But as they are also the best explanation for the totality of evidence, Oswald could have been lucky.
Though it os worth busting a certain myth.
Trying to replicate any EXACT series of hits is tricky, and nigh on impossible.
Asking, however, if a person can be hit three times in a frame of reference, from a location, to wound or kill, is more practicable.
Ask the worlds top snipers to replicate Oswalds timing or patterns, and they will always fail.
Ask them if they can JFK with three hits from a location, and you will get a useful answer.
Many of the experiments I have seen to prove "Oswald fired an impossible shot" just proved "this guy aims a little differently and pulls the trigger at a different time" or "three body shots is more intuitive than a head shot".
That's this episode from the DISCOVERY Channel, called Beyond the Magic Bullet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-5xfTKqf1A
If you go to the 1:16 mark, you'll see all you need to see.
And of course, the bullet didn't lodge in Connally, most likely it did almost exactly what the replicated shooting did... hit the thigh, make a small wound, and bounce off (and got trapped in his pants leg as it rebounded). The replication didn't use pants on the thigh, or a 'bunched' jacket and shirt for that matter.
EDIT: At 1:16:30 you can see the bullet missed the target mark on JFK by passing about an inch to the left of the actual wound. That, and the fact that it struck and damaged two ribs on the "Connally" target body (instead of only one Connally rib in the actual shooting), accounts for the additional damage to the bullet in the attempted replication. But that bullet remained in one piece and had an undamaged nose as well as CE399, although it is slightly more bent.
Conspiracy theorists like to pick apart the differences between this shooting and the actual, but ignore all the similarities.
Hank
I contend he missed TWO of them.
I don't know what he was aiming at, but there is no reason to think that he was aiming at the back of the neck on one and at the head for the other.
I argue that he was aiming for the head on all three, and that's why he stopped when he hit it. If that is the case, then the second shot is a miss, because it hit well below the target.
Alternatively, you could argue that he was aiming for the torso, and stopped because he was dead. But then the third shot is a miss.
So Super Snipers contend that they could not hit an 8 inch target at 180 ft in one out of three attempts?
And I could accomplish something relatively easily that it would take thousands of trials to replicate.
I can flip a coin 20 times and whatever sequence I get would take roughly a million trials (2 to the 20th power or precisely one in 1,048,576 trials) to replicate precisely.
You're asking the wrong question.
Nobody needs to replicate the shooting exactly. All they need to do is put one shot in the head or through the heart. Any shooter who accomplished that accomplished what Oswald did. .
"Why did Oswald take three shots?"
"Because that is how many he needed to kill the President."
If he would have blown JFK's head away on the first shot, he would have stopped there. If he wouldn't have hit the third, he still had a 4th bullet to try again.
Lol. Some of the best snipers in the world have said that they could not replicate those shots, and they were alledgedly made with a dollar store with the most defective scope ever. I'm not aware anybody replicating the shots. I know of one experiment in which an olympic sniper accomplished something similar... from a height of the third floor of the school book depository.
Lol. Some of the best snipers in the world have said that they could not replicate those shots
and they were alledgedly made with a dollar store with the most defective scope ever.
I'm not aware anybody replicating the shots.