BStrong
Penultimate Amazing
So according to Boswell and Finck, the "red spot" you reference was a laceration, and according to Finck, that laceration corresponded to the entry wound on the skull underneath.
Doesn't that make the red spot the entry wound on the scalp - the one visible on the back of the head autopsy photos?
Hank
I simply can't believe that I've missed this all these years!
After examining the various photos and drawings and a review of my own extensive archives, I've come to the conclusion that not only is The Great American Lee Harvey Oswald innocent, The "red spot" on JFK's head wasn't a impact wound and JFK was not killed by gunfire.
It is the burn mark left by an early, highly classified laser aiming device later adopted as the PEQ15A, based on technology adapted from UFO's stored at Area 51. (confirmed by John Lear)
The early versions had the undesirable side effect of cooking the target from the inside-out before the target could be shot. That side effect is much like the cousin of the PEQ unit, the microwave oven. (Confirmed by Irwin Corey)
In the conspiracy to frame poor Lee, he was encouraged to bring his rifle to work so he could fire celebratory gunfire out the window at the TSBD to celebrate JFK's arrival in Dallas. (Confirmed by Oliver Stone)
At the moment that Lee fired his Carcano out the window on the sixth floor, not even aiming at anyone, he got excited and was too carried away to notice that people didn't understand he was happy firing, not mad firing. (confirmed by many witnesses)
While that was happening, Richard Nixon, Bebe Rebozo, Lyndon Johnson and Sonny Liston were on the roof of the Dal-Tex building with the PEQ. The early unit was extremely heavy, and it had to be held by Sonny. Nixon and Rebozo worked the hand-crank for power and the unit was aimed and fired by Johnson. (Confirmed by Sonny Liston in his autobiography, I ain't got no dog-proof ass.)
When JFK felt the first burn of the highpowered laser he thought his tie was too tight and went to loosen it, but at that moment Sonny got a good look at Jackie and got distracted and moved a bit, causing Johnson to lose his sight picture and the laser hit JFK square in the head. It only took a fraction of a second for his head to pop like a ripe melon. The explosion was so vicious that one of the filings in his tooth popped out and went right through Connally. (Confirmed by autopsy expert, Dr. Bombay)
When poor Lee saw that, he thought he might be in trouble, so he hid his rifle and decided to go home. (Confirmed by lunchroom lady)
Meanwhile, for the four men on the Dal-Tex roof, it was mission accomplished. Nixon ended that JFK Punk, Rebozo had blackmail material on Nixon and Johnson. Johnson was going to be the President, and now that Jackie was single...Sonny asked Johnson if he could take a few years off from paying his federal taxes. Johnson called him the N word and told him to carry the PEQ. Sonny kicked Rebozo in the nuts. (Liston, I ain't got no dog proof ass)
Lee was confused. All he ever wanted was to make happy noise in honor of his President, but all these people were screaming, crying, sirens. He thought there must really be something wrong, and he decided to go back to his place and get his Smith & Wesson revolver...just in case. (Lunchroom lady, psychic communication 1)
After he retrieved his handgun, he was walking down the street when somebody who was probably pretending to be a cop tried to stop him. Lee was an American who knew his rights, so when the maybe fake cop told him to stop, he kept going. Then when the cop yelled at him he stopped, but he could tell the maybe fake cop was nervous, and real cops shouldn't be nervous, so he shot him. (Lunchroom lady, psychic communication 2)
Lee thought it might be a good time to take in a movie. Being a big Audie Murphy fan, he noticed that War is Hell was playing and slipped in to watch. (Lunchroom lady, psychic communication 3)
The next thing he knew, and he was only watching a movie, what could be wrong with watching a movie? a bunch of cops showed up and came after him! He tried to show them that he was carrying a gun like one of the good guys, but they didn't seem to like that. (Lunchroom lady, psychic communication 4)
After that he got roughed up, locked up, nobody seemed to like him, and just like that a little fat guy shot him for no reason! How's that fair?
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OK, that's it. Forget all the other speculation. That's the true tale and since none of you can prove me wrong that's what really happened.
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Back to reality.
The only folks that took a worse beating than MJ has in this thread this week is the Warriors in the first half tonight.
The Warriors have a better chance for making a comeback.