Gunshots!! I heard gun shots. Oh, wait. No I didn't.
Republican rep Jim Saxton reported hearing gunshots in the Rayburn House Office garage near the capitol building. "I heard what I thought to be between six and ten shots. It sounded exactly like gunfire to me," Saxton told Fox News Channel. It turned out just to be some noise made by an elevator repair crew.
But as we know from the CTs, if someone reports hearing gunshots (or explosions) then they really must have heard gunshots. After all, nothing else could possibly sound like gunshots, right?