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Old 10th December 2007, 11:21 PM   #44
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1. Cell phones will be introduced onto the market with amazing new features.

2. Early frost will threaten Florida or California orange groves, causing TV anchors to warn viewers that the price of orange juice may go up.

3. This one guy will go from total obscurity to national fame virtually overnight.

4. A well respected female Hollywood celebrity will shed her clothes for a magazine photospread. This event will be promoted as "news" and not simply publicity.

5. Large retail sales will be continue to be referred to as "clearance events" and not "sales".

6. The United States will produce a bumper crop of a major agricultural staple.

7. A record setting pumpkin will be grown.

8. A pumpkin will be "chucked" a record setting distance.

9. Courtney Love will be in the news again.

10. And here is my biggie: A railroad tanker car laden with a noxious chemical will derail and breach, necessitating the evacuation of a small town in the deep South.
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