[Ed] Reincarnation is going to happen to you

I laughed so hard. UnrepentantSinner, please write a book detailing your inquiries into mooning with full ass projection.
 
My main problem with reincarnation? The fact that almost EVERYONE who has claimed to have done it, was at one time someone famous, or a powerful person in 'their community' (like a King or a wealthy person).
 
Well, I've been here for 3,360 years and I haven't seen any evidence of reincarnation. All those other Pharaohs are still dead, and look at how much trouble they went to.
 
Akhenaten said:
Well, I've been here for 3,360 years and I haven't seen any evidence of reincarnation. All those other Pharaohs are still dead, and look at how much trouble they went to.
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Sorry, but being a Goa'uld doesn't count as reincarnation... :D
 
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I know where your comming from Slipknot, hard to convey to all the jokers. I think (not sure) that the moon powers the ley lines. Instant travel for the spirits,that argue's with the faster than light speed as they do have a small amount of mass and are gravity affected. Think most of e=mcsq. is wrong, keep us looking in the wrong direction.
 
If you are serious, then present some evidence. If you are not serious, then you need some practice trolling - this attempt is pretty lame. You should have gone with "reincarnation is a fact and people choose their next lives." Nothing gets JREFers upset like claiming that people chose to die agonizing deaths before they reach the age of 6. That's way more offensive than claims of Bush's minions placing explosives in the WTC or claims of homeopathy working.
 
Oh, not again!

I recall, aged about seven, stumbling upon a profound insight.
If I am me, and everyone else is too, then when I die, someone else will be me.
So that's all right then.

I tried to explain this to a teacher, who told me about the old Celtic notion of Transmigration of Souls. I realised, about then, that I might be wrong.
 
slipknot0129 said:
i can see how you got many posts
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Hokulele responds in kind. She can be forthcoming, wordy, verbose, even.

slipknot0129 said:
its impossible for the consciousness to die
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no

Mongrel said:
Maybe he's working up to a Homeopathic argument ;)
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Old Bob said:
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"I know where you're coming from, Slipknot. It's hard to convey such profound insights to all the jokers. I think that the moon powers the ley lines. There's Instant Travel™ for the spirits--which theory seems to argue against faster than light speed, as these spirits do have a small amount of mass, and are affected by gravity . e=MC^2 is wrong, and this theory keeps us looking in the wrong direction."

I made some changes to your post, because I just can't help it. I couldn't read it the way it was. You were joking, too, no doubt.
 
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Temporal Renegade said:
My main problem with reincarnation? The fact that almost EVERYONE who has claimed to have done it, was at one time someone famous, or a powerful person in 'their community' (like a King or a wealthy person).
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Arnal Bloxham wrote book, I think it was called "The Bloxham Tapes" or something similar.

He was a psychologist who used hypnosis to regress his patients.

He said that by far the most past lives "remembered" under hypnosis were ordinary uninteresting people with humdrum lives. He selected only the most interesting for his book, for the obvious reasons.
 
I love how these trolls just state random BS, without any evidence to back it up. Move along!
 
The_Fire said:
Oy! I smelled it first!
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Hey, I got 'im on his first post in the Astral Projection thread. I've given up the Welcome New Posters thread and am now acting as the Anti-Christ of Welcome Wagoneers.

I'm thinking maybe he's the author of that Astralvouage site? (Well, hoping is more like it.... but for someone with so much evidence and proof, there's very little offered here to speak of.)

So Slipknot, enquiring posters want to know. Where is this evidence of which you speak? There are a lot of people here playing with words because you've posted nada that anyone can respond to. We're fond of woos here (a light sprinkling of malt vinegar, a little salt and pepper, and eat 'em straight out of the deep fat fryer).
 
Personally, I like reincarnation better than the "one-shot-lifetime" offered by most religions.

All eternity for you is decided on the basis of just one brief lifetime. What if you get swatted by a Buick at age 8, right after arriving at the "age of reason"? Eeeew...

Not so much if I have to be a cockroach, though.
 
Prior to this incarnation I was a poppy from Afghanistan. In my next incarnation I intend to be a small pile of ash and some heat energy.

Whats that? You say ash and heat energy don't have consciousness, slip-not? Oh you narrow-minded child. I have at least as much evidence they do as you have evidence for your moon-enhanced astral projection.
 
slipknot0129 said:
i have proven that it is easier to astral project when there is a full moon
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Proven eh? Well then...step right up and inquire about taking the MDC, which you can do here.

That is, of course, assuming you'd be interested in winning $1M...if not for you or your family, then your favorite charity.
 
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Come on Slipknot you can write better than me, tell them how to feel (left hand) as I've said before"thought's are solid" How dousing comes into the same mind state. How familys stay together as they reincarnate etc.
 
Old Bob said:
as I've said before"thought's are solid"
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Absolutely. And concepts are sentient. The concept of Critical Thinking gets very angry every time we cheat on it with slutty concepts like "astral projection". I know its fun, but will no-one think of the poor Theoretical Constructs?

Old Bob said:
How familys stay together as they reincarnate etc.
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What?! You mean that ***hole abusive brother of mine is going to plaque me for eternity as an ***hole abusive brother? I might as well kill my self now... D'oh! That won't work!
 
Since you can't remember past lives, I really don't care if I am reincarnated or not.
 
i feel sorry for the people who deny reincarnation, the future looks bleak for them.that kind of mentality will trap you into the abyss after you die.
 
slipknot0129 said:
i feel sorry for the people who deny reincarnation, the future looks bleak for them.that kind of mentality will trap you into the abyss after you die.
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I feel sorry for people for whom the future looks bleak unless they cling to a delusion of immortality.
 
slipknot0129 said:
i feel sorry for the people who deny reincarnation, the future looks bleak for them.that kind of mentality will trap you into the abyss after you die.
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Can anyone else here see the MASSIVE contradiction and total lack of sense in this statement? Especially when compared to his initial statement that goes something along the lines of 'ur gonna get reincarnated and theres nothing u can do about it'.
 
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slipknot0129 said:
it is but you will be reincarnated into a plant
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So being trapped in the abyss is the same thing as being a plant? Or is the abyss another name for potting soil?

Or could it be you don't even know what you're trying to say?
 
it doesnt matter only around 1 percent of the human race doesnt believe in reincarnation
 
slipknot0129 said:
it doesnt matter only around 1 percent of the human race doesnt believe in reincarnation
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I think roughly 2/3rds of the worlds population are from south and east asian countries where they have belief systems like that. I think a more likely approximation is around the 50-60% mark.
 
slipknot0129 said:
the average person when they die, they lose 2 oz's of weight
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slipknot, I've got something I want to share with you. The skeptics on this here forum are a bunch of twits. They continually ask for evidence when we both know - I mean know - reincarnation is real. So ignore the resident idiots and stay with the Truth.

Since we share the same astral plane, I think you can give me some needed advice. I need to lose about 10 pounds. Since I lose 2 ozs when I die, that means I need to die 80 times. Quickly, since I don't want to put it back on between incarnations.

So my question is, how can I recycyle myself 80 times and yet still end up back at, well, myself? OK, not really myself but a slimmer, sexier myself. Oh, and by the way, I also want to preserve my post count. I sure as hell don't want to start at square one chasing after the likes of Zep.

Yours in the incarnate,

SezMe
 
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