Italy...(gathered from various news reports and translated via gobble)
Police remain baffled by a series of 6 crimes in and around Perugia in the month preceding the infamous murder of Meredith Kercher. A source within the police department that wishes to remain anonymous indicated to this reporter that although there is bafflement they are completely satisfied with the non results of the non investigation.
Witnesses describe a man of African descent resembling the convicted killer, Rudy Guede, as the person responsible for this unsolved crime spree. Other witnesses have described him as that guy Rudy or that Guede character. Interestingly, in a non related incident, police sources report that Rudy Guede was subjected to severe questioning for over 14 hours and constantly asked if he needed a pillow for his upcoming train trip about the time these crimes were taking place but nobody has been taken in for questioning about these crimes.
The victims of these crimes, some of whom have lost some of their most prized possessions appear to be well satisfied with the non investigation. One was quoted as saying, "according to me, Rudy can explain".