Shower me with April Stundie Nominations

StankApe · Apr 15, 2013

Because we know how much Fox News is a mouthpiece for the Govt!!!

Tomtomkent · Apr 15, 2013

Simon666 said:
Twisting entirely what I said and proving again that the Stundies is partly about personal vendettas.

Piffle. You said something that made me giggle so I nominated it. If you find anyting I say hits the right mix of sily-giggles stundie me. Please. Very few people on the board are petty enough to hold grudges.

cjnewson88 · Apr 15, 2013

koko lands a stunner over on PF;

gabriel1 said:
no one is going to be bothered trying to explain failure mechanisms of structures to someone like you

Kokomojojo said:
good because I am not interested in failure mechanism of structures. I am interested in precisely what caused those towers to fail

StankApe · Apr 15, 2013

cjnewson88 said:
koko lands a stunner over on PF;

damn, I think we have our winner :eye-poppi

Susheel · Apr 15, 2013

jaydeehess said:
interestingly iirc when I did the math it comes down to 0.175 feet so one wonders if his mistake included not keeping track of units(feet vs. miles)
a truther on pft once divided distance in feet by time in minutes and declared the result was in feet per second!

I am too lazy to do the math. But I think the mistake could also arise from the metre/mile confusion. This in no way excuses the stundie though.

Spindrift · Apr 15, 2013

jaydeehess said:
Not to mention his time of 0.0002 seconds, and speed of 600 MPH (880 feet/sec) means that Regan is about two inches from the Pentagon.

Could be two inches. Depends on the map he used to measure the distance.

Erock · Apr 15, 2013

Spindrift said:
Could be two inches. Depends on the map he used to measure the distance.

Alferd_Packer · Apr 15, 2013

thebicyclist said:
Campaign slogan for Republican Steve Stockman

You have to wonder what were the slogans they rejected.

"If vaginas had guns, there would be no rape!"

matt.tansy · Apr 15, 2013

Maybe he was the world's first honest sockpuppet?

At the Apollohoax forum the new member named Believer said, "I am a believer in the Hoax theorie, and I will not lie. I may not answer, but I promise you I will not lie."

One day later...

Heiwa / Believer has been banned for sock puppetry...

Mashuna · Apr 15, 2013

Alferd_Packer said:
You have to wonder what were the slogans they rejected.

"If vaginas had guns, there would be no rape!"

If guns had guns, there'd be no gun control.

LaurelHS · Apr 15, 2013

Mashuna said:
If guns had guns, there'd be no gun control.

Gunception?

Jon. · Apr 15, 2013

thebicyclist said:
Campaign slogan for Republican Steve Stockman

Dash80 said:
How the hell would THAT work?

TheRedWorm said:
It does conjure some VERY unsettling images...

It would explain what this woman was trying to do. Maybe. :eye-poppi

Elizabeth I · Apr 15, 2013

Alferd_Packer said:
You have to wonder what were the slogans they rejected.

"If vaginas had guns, there would be no rape!"

South African doctor invents removable vagina dentata.

(Sorry, it just seemed to fit in the context.)

dudalb · Apr 15, 2013

We might have a new record, folks:Apparently there were theories about the Boston Marathon explosions being posted within ten minutes of the news breaking...

dudalb · Apr 15, 2013

Horatius said:
Well of course he did, everyone knows that Sulfur is the Devil's Element!

Sulfur was one of the evil elements out to destroy The Metal Men in the classic Silver Age DC Comic......

Alareth · Apr 15, 2013

dudalb said:
We might have a new record, folks:Apparently there were theories about the Boston Marathon explosions being posted within ten minutes of the news breaking...

That's pretty slow actually.

atecom · Apr 16, 2013

I just heard Fox anchor ask "terrorism expert" Tom McGee who could be responsible.

McGee's reply: "This appears to be multiple event...uh...with..with the use of multiple actors...so it could be a small group in the particular area that has this capability of unleashing so much harm."

Slip of tongue? Oops! The so-called "terrorism expert" admits actors were used. It really doesn't get any more sillier than this!

From http://cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=1602&start=30

I agree with one part at least, it doesn't get sillier than this.

Travis · Apr 16, 2013

Definition of ACTOR

1
: one that acts : doer

2
a : one who represents a character in a dramatic production
b : a theatrical performer
c : one who behaves as if acting a part

3
: one that takes part in any affair

Dictionaries! How the **** do they work?

thedopefishlives · Apr 16, 2013

Travis said:
Definition of ACTOR

1
: one that acts : doer

2
a : one who represents a character in a dramatic production
b : a theatrical performer
c : one who behaves as if acting a part

3
: one that takes part in any affair

Dictionaries! How the **** do they work?

Nonsense, Travis. In conspiracy cuckoo land, words only have one meaning: That which is most convenient to their fantasy.

threadworm · Apr 16, 2013

thedopefishlives said:
Nonsense, Travis. In conspiracy cuckoo land, words only have one meaning: That which is most convenient to their fantasy.

Well you completely missed that the numbers there are 1, 2 & 3. If you add those together it makes 6, and three numbers means three times 6, which is

666

Ergo, clearly, this is the antichrist's online dictionary.

Shower me with April Stundie Nominations

Banned

Philosopher

Graduate Poster

Banned

Illuminator

Time Person of the Year, 2006

Muse

Philosopher

Muse

Ovis ex Machina

Muse

Illuminator

Philosopher

Penultimate Amazing

Penultimate Amazing

Philosopher

Critical Thinker

Misanthrope of the Mountains

Graduate Poster

Master Poster

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