Once I was renting a lodge in rural Maine in April, and it was a bit chilly. My then-g/f put on a fake fur coat to go out and the lodge owner said to her "Better watch where you go in that coat, hon. Someone's liable to think you're a bay'ah and take a shot at you."
To which my ex replied, "Well, I've got a red hat on."
The lodge owner replied "That won't help you, hon. They'll just think you're a smaht bay'ah."
I don't see how the scenario described could be ruled as anything other than a tragic accident.
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