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Old 22nd November 2011, 02:52 AM   #99
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Originally Posted by edge View Post
When did he tell us? Since the beginning of history B.C. to 2000 or more A.D.
People even today are experiencing God, and Jesus.
I have never received a memo, letter, postcard, email, fax or text from god or any of his assistants.


Originally Posted by edge View Post
Who else could do this but God as discribed in the bible?
The bible is a work of fiction written by bronze-age goat herders. Unfortunately, due to transcription errors, the first page of the bible is missing which is a shame as the authors dedicate the book to their wives and children who put up with them while they wrote it. The editor is also mentioned.


Originally Posted by edge View Post
Multivac, what are those other gods plans?
Thor was too busy playing with his hammer to bother writing a plan.

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You're just whistling out your rear.
Sorry, but I can't whistle at all, not even out of my rear. Gas sometimes escapes from my rear but nobody has ever referred to it as whistling.



Originally Posted by edge View Post
The prophesies of God did not stop with the sacrifice of Christ on the cross; He has also foretold the return of Christ at the end of this age when death will be finally overcome.
And, 2000 years later, this still hasn't happened. Why? Wasn't JC supposed to return within the lifetime of his disciples?
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