Well we have a productive morning. Luckily I had their CEO's card from a tech event back in the old days.
My friend has gotten his TV/mobile/fibre/phone for free for the year, a new phone (a Pixel naturally
) and a new tablet. Plus a non-Apple media box and accessories. He could have gotten all the sports channels too but didn't want them; he does get all the add-on film channels.
Amazing what the right pressure can do...