Originally Posted by
TragicMonkey
This Halloween Trump will overenthusiastically devour a cupcake topped with a nonedible plastic ornament. He will subsequently tweet the colonoscopy of the witch hunt to see if there's any obstruction. This will be criticized as unnecessary because in cases of swallowed witches all you need is a fecal occult blood test.
He'll claim the plastic ornament was placed on the cupcake in a coup attempt masterminded by 13 Angry Democrats, Mueller, Peter Strzok and his 'lover', the FBI, Obama and Hillary.