More comedy gold from the SRA "Expeditions" page:
http://sasquatchresearchers.org/2017...h-expeditions/
Quote:
What We Will Provide
•A location that has recent/ongoing sasquatch activity where we can camp
•Training classes in how to find sasquatches, tracking, equipment, sasquatch biology, cast making, safety, etc…
•A small group camping experience in a hot spot with an SRA director, researcher, or patron in each group
•Access to the SRA equipment, including thermal cameras, trail cameras, I-Kams, audio recorders, and more
Training classes on how to find bigfoot? What are you waiting for? Go and *********** find it already.
Tracking? Like that intrepid Jim, who had a footie trackway right in front of him but couldn't follow it because he didn't have his little booties or mittens in his truck?
Sasquatch biology? Oh, you mean **** you just made up? Check.
Hot spots? You have specific knowledge of the whereabouts of an undocumented hominid and you aren't actively pursuing it with every resource available? What are you, goofy? It sounds like you believe this **** about as much as I believe it.