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Old 5th January 2017, 03:46 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by LTC8K6 View Post
As soon as any objective observers arrive, bigfoot leaves.

Bigfoot only hangs around or harasses believers.

Bigfoot instinctively knows that you don't believe in him, and he avoids all forms of contact.
He sees you when you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake.

He knows if you believe or not, so believe, for goodness sake!

Considering the fact that this amazingly rare species of giant hominid seems to confuse its own species' communications with those of a few rag-tag part-time weekend-adventurists, it's an absolute mystery why we're here, in the year 2017, with about as much evidence for Bigfoot being real as we have for Bigfoot being Santa Claus, which is "sod-all."
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