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Old 16th September 2018, 11:40 PM   #102
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Originally Posted by Norman Alexander View Post
What's this wheel in the front seat of the bus?

The big one that makes the bus go right and left?

I don't know, I just drive it, so I don't have to learn what it does. Can you come here and do it for me?
(A short while after an exasperating training session)

I was driving along and the bus just stopped suddenly, now I can't even get it to start. I don't understand, it was fine yesterday.

What does the fuel gauge say?

Which one is that?

...

What's that noise on your end? it sounds like something smashing against a wall.
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