There should have been a bard with a lute behind them:
"Brave Proud Boys ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
They bravely turned their tail and fled.
Yes, brave Proud Boys turned about
And gallantly they chickened out.
Swiftly taking to their feet,
They beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, the Proud Boys!"