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Old 9th June 2017, 01:32 PM   #153
halleyscomet
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Paul Bethke:

You assert that sex constitutes a marriage. Does oral sex count? I'm trying to figure out who I'm "really" married to according to your criteria, and the question of what exactly constitutes a "you're married now" interaction is highly relevant.

Does digital insertion count as a "marriage?"

Fellatio?

Cunnilingus?

Rimming?

Lesbians with strap-ons, are they married now?
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