Paul Bethke:
You assert that sex constitutes a marriage. Does oral sex count? I'm trying to figure out who I'm "really" married to according to your criteria, and the question of what exactly constitutes a "you're married now" interaction is highly relevant.
Does digital insertion count as a "marriage?"
Fellatio?
Cunnilingus?
Rimming?
Lesbians with strap-ons, are they married now?
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