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Old 18th July 2007, 10:57 AM   #6
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I like the one where the old man sees aliens coming out of a ship and start blasting everything in sight. He runs home to get his shotgun and waits by the door. The door flys open and he fires, killing his wife. "Imagine, that," he said, "My wife was an alien."
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