Ed May I get all the stundie noms for May and June?

DIFbat Pepsi78 believes all planets must have a moon. He believes Icke when he says that the moon is artificial, but has an important question that needs answering in order to reconcile these two positions:

We should ask David where is the real moon then that the earth is suppose to have as a planet.

I reckon it's hiding behind the one that we can see.

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1062473391&postcount=318
 
Well, he evidently is a bit of a moonwatcher: "I got interested in astronomy, so I put in a skylight... The people upstairs were furious."
 
Mr. Legault is my hero. He, in one post, summed up everything I could have ever wanted to say to the members of CF had they ever approved my registration. He said it all and he said it perfectly. This is just a snip but I highly recommend you read his entire and only post of CF.

He did pop back for a couple more sallies...
So: no discrepancy. Anyway in the real world, with real transits of the real ISS, the only possible discrepancies are the artificial ones created by (your) ignorance.
Instead of intellectually masturbating on this forum for years (sorry, I can’t find more appropriate words) and looking in other people’s work for discrepancies that do not exist, why haven’t you already done that? Why don’t you move your ass from your computer and experience the real world, checking ISS passages and transits by yourself? Because you are afraid. Afraid of what you could discover: the existence of the ISS. Then, your imaginary world would collapse.

The whole post in case they delete it.
Transit duration final explanation: below, two possible configurations among hundreds.

transitsud.jpg


First configuration: Sun is at South, ISS goes from West to East. In this case, the ISS crosses the Sun “laterally” with regard to the observer and the transit duration is the easiest to calculate by hand. Let’s say the distance of ISS to observer is 765 km, at a speed of 8.7 km/s this gives an angular speed of 0.65° per second. The diameter of the Sun being 0.52°, the duration of a central transit is 0.80 second (all those calculations are basic college calculation, no need to detail more). This is the shortest possible duration for a transit at 765 km, but it can be longer in other configurations.

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Second configuration, which corresponds to my eclipse transit: Sun is at Est-South-East, the trajectory of the ISS is West-North-West to East-South-East. In this case the ISS does not cross the Sun laterally but is more or less “going away” from the observer. The apparent speed is slower, we have to take into account the angle of view above the horizon (projection of the real speed on celestial vault). The altitude of the Sun being 28.6° at the moment of the transit, the apparent angular speed of configuration 1 has to be multiplied by the sine of 28.6°, therefore the duration of the transit must be divided by the sine of 28.6°, which is 0.48. This gives 0.80 second divided by 0.48 = 1.66 second. Even if Calsky makes a more accurate calculation (taking into account the exact geometry, the roundness of the Earth etc.), its prediction is very close: 1.64 second.

A comparison for configuration 1: I am 100m away from a road and I look at the cars running at 100 km/h. The apparent (angular) speed of a car is maximal when it is passing by me (I see its lateral doors). For configuration 2: I am on the sidewalk of the road and I look at cars 100m from me, approaching or going away at 100 km/h (I see their front or their back). Obviously, their real speed and distance are similar to configuration 1 but their apparent speed is much lower.
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Hence, we have a 207% discrepancy (225-18) between what we should expect in the real world - and what the two astrophotographers claim to be real, authentic imagery of the "ISS" transiting the sun's disc.

So: no discrepancy. Anyway in the real world, with real transits of the real ISS, the only possible discrepancies are the artificial ones created by (your) ignorance.

Dazza’s transit configuration is unknown to me. Comparisons are meaningless if configurations are unknown.

That’s the end of my reply on this forum. I’ll say it as clearly as possible: I’m not in charge of your education about the ISS, you can do it yourself as I did. Telescopes are available to anyone. Cameras are available to anyone. The know-how for solar or lunar transits is available in books and websites. All necessary calculations are already performed by Calsky or Heavens-Above. For less than 1000 euros/dollars and with work and perseverance, after a few months anyone can master the photography of transits. And can make experiments, for example placing two persons 1 or 2 km on each side of a transit line, and from both pictures determine with college level calculation (triangulation) the distance of the ISS to the observers, without any possible discussion. Instead of intellectually masturbating on this forum for years (sorry, I can’t find more appropriate words) and looking in other people’s work for discrepancies that do not exist, why haven’t you already done that? Why don’t you move your ass from your computer and experience the real world, checking ISS passages and transits by yourself? Because you are afraid. Afraid of what you could discover: the existence of the ISS. Then, your imaginary world would collapse.


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Wow. Just wow. Even a 1966 Scientific American is an 'establishment propaganda' mouthpiece.

The reason you wouldn't pass on stuff like this to your children is because you wouldn't want them to turn into the same sort of retarded idiot, and in the hope that they'll make something of themselves.
 
I like one of the replies to the above comment it contains this gem

No, we don't know anything for sure. I can't even tell if the laser experiments were faked or if they are real and if they'd work the same way in a concave earth, inverse universe scenario (my preferred model of our world). Anything seems possible. I'd rather lean to "fake". Why let anything open to chance? Faking those would be a piece of cake, and those "results" could easily be used to fool us all, as they seem to "prove" both the Apollo landings and heliocentricity.
 
I like one of the replies to the above comment it contains this gem



It's another example of them not getting what Thierry Legault was trying to explain to them - that with science, you don't just have to take things on faith. With a bit of effort, you can learn enough to do these sorts of experiments yourself, and find out if they are "fake" or not.

Almost any serious observatory could do this experiment these days, and even amateur astronomers could contribute to that experiment.

That they consistently refuse to put in the effort needed to do anything like that shows exactly how lazy and cowardly they are.
 
A site known as 'DateHookup' has a busy Current events forum which is populated with various CTists and products of consanguineous relationships in caravans. This woman is the most rabid anti-Semite one could meet on the internet, but she is often good for giving up little pearls of wisdom such as the following:

Thread title: Why only jewish approved thought can be heard in schools & in public

Quote from funwithmusic:

EVOLUTION IS BASED ON THE JAWBONE OF AN ASS....THERE IS NO PROOF WHATSOEVER..EVOLUTION IS REAL


WITH THE DISCOVERY OF 'DNA'...evolution went down the drain...SO THEY MADE UP ALIENS..to take its place..

There is not one ounce of scientific proof...evolution exists..BUT THERE IS MASSIVE SCIENTIFIC PROOF...IT DOES NOT EXIST..



I THINK BOTH SIDES SHOULD BE TAUGHT..AS IT WAS WHEN WE WERE YOUNG AND IN SCHOOL...

AND LET THE KIDS DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES.


Like this thread addresses..why is one side..silenced..and only the Jews theories..are taught in schools


Jews need to learn how to get along with others..They are not God..even though they think they are


Their day is coming...WE will teach the truth..about God..and creation..

Its very easy to prove God created everything...ITS JUST THAT WE CANT SEEM TO GET A VOICE..DUE TO THE JEWS..HOGGING EVERYTHING...SELFISH..UNCIVILIZED...JEWS.

http://www.datehookup.com/Thread-1416168.htm

I have not edited or altered the post in any way.
 
Someone is discussing God, education, evolution and Jews on a website called datehookup.com? That's almost as bizarre as the guy who used to post here hosting his moon hoax theories on the San Antonio spurs fan forum.
 
Another from the Clueless forum. This time from the ISS thread

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=720&start=1215

Finally, a resolution to all that head-spinning analysis and debate! I respectfully present an airtight disproof of any claim to authenticity for any photograph or video clip of the ISS, no knowledge of trigonometry, optics or even arithmetic necessary. Two easy steps:

1. Consider the following numbers defining the International Space Station’s supposed flight through space:

7.7 = orbital velocity of ISS, in km/s
93 = orbital period of ISS, in minutes

2. With “flight” numbers like this, how could such a craft possibly be photographed?

Q.E.D.
 
I'm not sure where to start with the ignorance in this one

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1583&start=226

Enjoy?

The stupidity is absolutely staggering. For a forum that prides itself on 'research' it hasn't occurred to them that the ship may be rotating - visual cues for which are present in the way shadows move.

The poster also seems to think that being in orbit means just being up there while the Earth rotates underneath you - a spectacular level of fail for people supposedly passing comment on space matters.

Oh, and it's the US's first spacewalk, not the first.

I'm beginning to think they need their own thread..
 
Someone is discussing God, education, evolution and Jews on a website called datehookup.com? That's almost as bizarre as the guy who used to post here hosting his moon hoax theories on the San Antonio spurs fan forum.

Yes, she is one screwy individual, but she never fails to deliver a laugh.
 
A site known as 'DateHookup' has a busy Current events forum which is populated with various CTists and products of consanguineous relationships in caravans. This woman is the most rabid anti-Semite one could meet on the internet, but she is often good for giving up little pearls of wisdom such as the following:

Thread title: Why only jewish approved thought can be heard in schools & in public

Quote from funwithmusic:



http://www.datehookup.com/Thread-1416168.htm

I have not edited or altered the post in any way.

Wow. She's a keeper.
 
Our very own member and Stundie czar Travis, on why ample food prepared and served to three people counts as one "meal" when budgeting food purchases for a single person on a limited income:

It was just one meal. I only got one serving out of it. If I had been able to get two then it would have counted as two meals.

Why do you want me to lie?

I mean how hard is this people?

meal: the food prepared to serve the entire household one serving each. i.e. dinner is one meal.

So, again, why do you want me to lie?

As an added bonus, accurately representing the dollar cost of feeding three people is considered a "lie" in this scenario.
 
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Our very own member and Stundie czar Travis, on why ample food prepared and served to three people counts as one "meal" when budgeting food purchases for a single person on a limited income:



As an added bonus, accurately representing the dollar cost of feeding three people is considered a "lie" in this scenario.

If stundies may be seconded, I second this. :D
 
Over on "The Flat Earth Society" forums the "genius" sceptimatic explains how rockets not only not work in space, but can't work in space.

"The laws of physics aren't laws when dealing with this. It's the laws of lies or guesswork."

The thread starts here:
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=63486.0#.VV-2T9HbJhE

Be warned it's forty pages of ignorance, insults and ad hominems.

This particular jewel of lunacy is found here:
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=63486.msg1690388#msg1690388

Phil
 
Our own The Atheist, on why it's immoral to justify winning one war, if you don't also win all wars ever:

I do understand that argument [that using nuclear weapons to end the war with Japan more quickly and with less loss of life was good thing], and it might even be true regarding WWII.

Trouble is, it's an argument that doesn't hold up, other wise there wouldn't be millions of people starving to death.

Winning WWII didn't stop 100,000,000 Chinese dying at the hands of Mao and countless numbers under Stalin; it didn't stop South Africa running a horrific regime and killing unknown numbers; it hasn't stopped Mugabe killing tens of thousands of people; it hasn't stopped millions being affected by famine and war across Africa, and it sure as hell didn't stop the Khmer Rouge from reducing a few million to their constituent components.
 
Here's one from projectIllogic on the david icke forums:
i hate the catholic church for torturing and murdering all those people for hundreds and hundreds of years and retarding technology for 300 years. there were thousands of books written about jesus during that time and the catholic church burned every single one besides what they put in the bible so i dont even believe the bible is 100% accurate and theres really no way to know for sure and i think thats a good way to look at it. philosophically im a zen master but im a christian because i met the mother ********** when he performed a super duper miracle and **** and showed me the undeniable truth of his realness. heres a quote from another post i posted about this miracle:
He then goes on to describe how he converted to Christianity because he was smoking a joint and heard thunder.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1062325690&postcount=4
 
'Rusty', over at Clueless, has been reading things on the internet. Specifically he has been reading things.

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1070&start=765#p2395754

You can check his post as to which nutter's dribblings he has drawn his inspiration from, but he has this to say about geostationary satellites:

I think it's abundantly clear, that e.g. wheather satellites can't really provide clear photographic images of anything, and there's no photographic image of our earth taken from any of the "geostationary" satellites (which are allegedly far away enough to easily snap pictures of our "planet"). That alone is enough evidence that something isn't quite right with "satellites".


No photographic images of Earth from geostationary satellites.

Apart from all the photographic images of Earth from geostationary satellites that he could find quite easily if he took down his tinfoil wallpaper for long enough.
 
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Johnny Blaze at GLP explains why CERN could be responsible for the accidental firing of the soyuz capsule's rockets at the ISS.

The theory goes that CERN is causing an increase in the Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle. Localized predictability has decreased.

link
 
Johnny Blaze at GLP explains why CERN could be responsible for the accidental firing of the soyuz capsule's rockets at the ISS.



link
The theory goes that CERN is causing an increase in the Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle. Localized predictability has decreased.


nice, I'm off to do something that has a massive opportunity to fail, it might work this time :)
 
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