Who at the White House is Trump having an affair with?

Who at the White House is Trump having an affair with?

  • Hope Hicks

    Votes: 20 32.8%

  • Sarah Huckabee Sanders

    Votes: 2 3.3%

  • Kellyanne Conway

    Votes: 3 4.9%

  • Steve Miller

    Votes: 11 18.0%

  • None of the above, it's actually:

    Votes: 10 16.4%

  • Trump has only eyes for Planet X

    Votes: 15 24.6%
  • Total voters
    61
Tricky said:
If Sara Palin had been on his staff, we'd have a strong contender.
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She is also in the category of being barely young enough to be his child, totally to old for him. He isn't going to be cheating with someone over 35.
 
William Parcher said:
Maybe Trump is not having an affair and Melania knows that. She might be quiet and withdrawn out of embarrassment because that Wolff guy is telling the world that there is an affair in progress.
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She of all people would know if he is even able to - I don't think he is; I mean, look at the state of him! - which is probably the only reason why she puts up with him. The only thing expected of her is that she keeps up the pretense that they are still a (consummating) married couple.
He would probably enjoy reading this thread because everybody seems to assume that he's still capable of having an affair with anybody.
 
dann said:
She of all people would know if he is even able to - I don't think he is; I mean, look at the state of him! - which is probably the only reason why she puts up with him. The only thing expected of her is that she keeps up the pretense that they are still a (consummating) married couple.
He would probably enjoy reading this thread because everybody seems to assume that he's still capable of having an affair with anybody.
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People way more infirm than him are getting STI's in nursing homes. ANd it isn't all from the staff raping them.
 
I'd love to see him go through and ugly divorce. She'll come out fine; her hush money will keep her set for life.
 
Tricky said:
If Sara Palin had been on his staff, we'd have a strong contender.
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It is too bad that John Boehner is no longer around, because I am very sure that he could rise to the occasion.

By the way, I totally stole that joke from you. ;)
 
Craig4 said:
I'd love to see him go through and ugly divorce. She'll come out fine; her hush money will keep her set for life.
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I have been contemplating this with some glee. Consider:
She could demand to get half his claimed wealth, or a quarter, or whatever, with the caveat she'd settle for that percentage of his actual wealth, if he discloses it and his taxes publicly [emoji14]
 
Oystein said:
I have been contemplating this with some glee. Consider:
She could demand to get half his claimed wealth, or a quarter, or whatever, with the caveat she'd settle for that percentage of his actual wealth, if he discloses it and his taxes publicly [emoji14]
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That is an excellent point.

I am sure that Melania has known for some time just Trump is an incredibly shallow person who is also a total liar. But at least until now, she could publicly state that Trump never actually did anything bad to her.

However, now Melania has to deal with the fact that everyone knows that Trump cheated on his third wife shortly after giving birth to one of his children.

And if Melania does press for a divorce, then Trump himself may finally have to state just how money much he is actually worth. And I am very sure that Trump will not care too much for having that truth exposed as well.
 
Crossbow said:
That is an excellent point.

I am sure that Melania has known for some time just Trump is an incredibly shallow person who is also a total liar. But at least until now, she could publicly state that Trump never actually did anything bad to her.

However, now Melania has to deal with the fact that everyone knows that Trump cheated on his third wife shortly after giving birth to one of his children.

And if Melania does press for a divorce, then Trump himself may finally have to state just how money much he is actually worth. And I am very sure that Trump will not care too much for having that truth exposed as well.
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That is highly unlikely, the prenup certainly wouldn't have anything like that allowed.
 
ponderingturtle said:
I am sure that by his third marriage, Trump finally got a clue and made sure to get a prenup.
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Didn't he have one with the previous 2?
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A quick googling found this:

http://nymag.com/relationships/features/16470/index2.html
Donald Trump says that his prenuptial agreement with Melania Knauss has made his marriage stronger. (Though it is worth noting that he’s been down this road twice before; both Ivana and Marla Maples contested their agreements—and lost, Trump points out.)
 
varwoche said:
Melania cancelled out of the Davos trip at the 11th hour due to "scheduling issues".

Maybe Stormy's secret service name is Scheduling.
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Melania just left on a trip to Florida, unscheduled, unannounced. Stormy days for the first couple.
 
Earlier today she visited the Holocaust Museum then took a flight to West Palm Beach near Mar-a-Lago.
 
Nothing quite says "do me like it's our honeymoon all over again" like a visit to the Holocaust Museum.
 
Upchurch said:
It's not a crime, so long as it is not coerced. Why assign guilt?
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"Guilt" may be a poor choice of words for oneself and one's own standards, but would it not be the custom of Trump's party to use that term on anyone but themselves? When Bill Clinton got a blow job, he got impeached and screeds were published about how we were all moral midgets for not being in a purple-faced swivet of outrage. Let the Republicans eat their own dogfood.
 
Melania transported to the capital for State of the Union separate from Trump. She hasn't been seen next to the Groper-In-Chief since the news of the Stormy payoff.
 
Still, Daniels has certainly capitalized on her newfound attention and her connection to the president, with strip-club appearances on her “Make America Horny Again” tour hyped by photos with American flag backdrops. Her apparent statement on Tuesday night concluded with another bit of self-promotion and an invitation to be seen but not heard: “Please feel free to check me out on Instagram at @thestormydaniels.”
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Never miss an opportunity to sell the brand. Good job, Stormy, you are attuned to how to make a spalsh, and a few bucks, in the 21st century.
Upchurch, thank you for the link.
 
I kinda feel sorry for Sarah and Kelly....so few votes.

Well, not that sorry.:D
 
Originally, I was thinking the mystery person was Hope Hicks.

But now it turns out, that Hope Hicks was having an affair with Porter, the person who was just fired/quit on accounts of him beating his last two wives.

So maybe it is Kelly Ann Conway that Trump is having an affair with.
 
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