Don't Worry Gang, Jose Canseco Has Solved Time Travel!

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Former baseball player and steroid commando, Jose Canseco has a theory on how to time travel:

https://news.avclub.com/jose-canseco-baseball-scientist-says-we-can-uncover-t-1832265047

Don't worry, I'll give you the highlights:

1. Jose says we're in contact with aliens from outerspace.

2. The aliens say the aliens have a flexible body composition made up of something he calls AI51.

3. The Aliens will teach us to travel time using our minds.

4. According to Jose:

Time travel puts 42,651 pounds of pressure on a human skeletal structure.... can you detach the brain from the body and equalize the pressure it could be done
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Anyway, probably not a good idea to use anabolic steroids.:D
 
I'm fairly sure that I've just seen a movie about this, can't remember the name.

Can't really discuss the premise because it is such a massive spoiler.

It's a first contact sci-fi where a small group of humans are learning how to communicate with aliens.
 
Aaahhhh, Jose. Once delusional enough to think he was god, once an idiot, still an idiot.

I doubt anyone really expected more from him.
 
it appears that fly ball that popped him in the head and over the hall really messed him up.

 
novaphile said:
I'm fairly sure that I've just seen a movie about this, can't remember the name.

Can't really discuss the premise because it is such a massive spoiler.

It's a first contact sci-fi where a small group of humans are learning how to communicate with aliens.
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Arrival ?

I read your second line as ' Cant really discuss the premise because it is such a massive spider'. I thought, that sounds awesome!
 
I'm not sure why anyone is interested the theories spouted by sports stars. They are generally terrific at being sports stars! I dont recall anyone asking astropysicists their theories on Major League baseball. Why would they?
 
Stephen Jay Gould was a big baseball fan, and often included at least one essay on the game in his books.....

But I see that a couple of NBA stars are flat-earthers.
 
Which NBA players? I recall Stephen Curry made a joke about it, but some took it seriously.
 
Axxman300 said:
Former baseball player and steroid commando, Jose Canseco has a theory on how to time travel:

https://news.avclub.com/jose-canseco-baseball-scientist-says-we-can-uncover-t-1832265047

Don't worry, I'll give you the highlights:

1. Jose says we're in contact with aliens from outerspace.

2. The aliens say the aliens have a flexible body composition made up of something he calls AI51.

3. The Aliens will teach us to travel time using our minds.

4. According to Jose:



Anyway, probably not a good idea to use anabolic steroids.:D
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Isn't that nice of them?

They named their body composition after area 51!
 
Axxman300 said:
Former baseball player and steroid commando, Jose Canseco has a theory on how to time travel:

https://news.avclub.com/jose-canseco-baseball-scientist-says-we-can-uncover-t-1832265047

Don't worry, I'll give you the highlights:

1. Jose says we're in contact with aliens from outerspace.

2. The aliens say the aliens have a flexible body composition made up of something he calls AI51.

3. The Aliens will teach us to travel time using our minds.

4. According to Jose:



Anyway, probably not a good idea to use anabolic steroids.:D
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I think he took more than that.
 
Axxman300 said:
Former baseball player and steroid commando, Jose Canseco has a theory on how to time travel:

https://news.avclub.com/jose-canseco-baseball-scientist-says-we-can-uncover-t-1832265047

Don't worry, I'll give you the highlights:

1. Jose says we're in contact with aliens from outerspace.

2. The aliens say the aliens have a flexible body composition made up of something he calls AI51.

3. The Aliens will teach us to travel time using our minds.

4. According to Jose:



Anyway, probably not a good idea to use anabolic steroids.:D
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The Aliens are composed of Steak Sauce?*




*With an additional smidge of the extremely rare isotope of Heinz 57 Sauce containing only 51 varieties of pickles. Very unstable at room temperature. Decays rapidly.
 
philkensebben said:
I'm not sure why anyone is interested the theories spouted by sports stars. They are generally terrific at being sports stars! I dont recall anyone asking astropysicists their theories on Major League baseball. Why would they?
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I'll take it you have never read Carl Everett's treatise on dinosaurs.
 
I second that Canseco was hit once too often in the head by a fast ball, and now it's consequences are showing up.
He will be in Dennis Rodman territory soon.
 
No. Just - no. Canseco's theory is silly, but that has absolutely nothing whatsoever with the fact that he once played a professional sport.
 
Checkmite said:
No. Just - no. Canseco's theory is silly, but that has absolutely nothing whatsoever with the fact that he once played a professional sport.
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Maybe he went back in time to play baseball. Maybe his twin bother Ozzie is the real Jose...or maybe there is an alien invasion force of Jose Cansecos out there...waiting...
 
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