Uri Geller promises to stop Brexit using telepathy

like Randi used to say about Geller's claim that he bended spoons "psychically", That would be doing it the hard way. In this case it would be much easier to read the polls:

But in a referendum between staying in the EU and leaving on the terms that the government has negotiated, staying enjoys an 18-point lead: 59-41%.
The polls are clear: support for staying in the EU has rocketed (Guardian, Dec. 20, 2018)
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dann said:
like Randi used to say about Geller's claim that he bended spoons "psychically", That would be doing it the hard way. In this case it would be much easier to read the polls:
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Exactly my thought. If Brexit is stopped, which is likely, Geller gets to tout his psychic powers. If not, he'll not mention it.
 
marting said:
Exactly my thought. If Brexit is stopped, which is likely, Geller gets to tout his psychic powers. If not, he'll not mention it.
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If not it will be proof that Theresa May has grater mental powers than him. Theresa May!

That would almost be a tiny compensation.
 
P.J. Denyer said:
If not it will be proof that Theresa May has grater mental powers than him. Theresa May!

That would almost be a tiny compensation.
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Theresa Maybe.

Nobody really listens to Uri Geller in the UK anymore. I'd be more interested if he said he could expel Jeremy Corbin's horrific past sexual relationship with Diane Abbot from existence.
 
dann said:
like Randi used to say about Geller's claim that he bended spoons "psychically", That would be doing it the hard way. In this case it would be much easier to read the polls:
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I've always thought that, even as a kid in the 70s. Even if his ******** "powers" were real, I can bend a spoon in 2 seconds.

Johnny Carson was an amateur magician.. he saw through that crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqCJDpNnHNI
 
A number of years ago, I saw Uri Geller on an infomercial promoting a psychic phone line, performing his same old magic tricks. It was both funny and sad.
 
Last time Gellar made the news was when he was making a big deal about his allged friendship with Michael Jackson the day Jackson died.
Uri is a real class act.
 
Don't forget his lawsuit against Nintendo, claiming that a psychic Pokemon that carried spoons was an appropriation of his identity.
 
Wait, Uri Geller is still around? As an entity someone deems worthy of attention?

When did the world get this weird.
 
I posted this on a psi sympathetic forum "psience quest" to see what the response would be. Also I remarked the only thing that should not be bent in the publicity photo is his arm.
 
Uri Geller once claimed to have stopped a penalty being scored during an England international football game because the if the goal was scored it might have started a crowd trouble. So Uri, who was over the stadium in a helicopter, used his psychic powers to stop the goal being scored.

Nutjob.
 
JesseCuster said:
Uri Geller once claimed to have stopped a penalty being scored during an England international football game because the if the goal was scored it might have started a crowd trouble. So Uri, who was over the stadium in a helicopter, used his psychic powers to stop the goal being scored.

Nutjob.
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Publicity whore.
 
JesseCuster said:
Uri Geller once claimed to have stopped a penalty being scored during an England international football game because the if the goal was scored it might have started a crowd trouble. So Uri, who was over the stadium in a helicopter, used his psychic powers to stop the goal being scored.

Nutjob.
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Geez, at least he could have admitted that he stopped the goal from being scored because he had a bet on the other team. :D
 
Safe-Keeper said:
Wait, Uri Geller is still around? As an entity someone deems worthy of attention?

When did the world get this weird.
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There may be a couple of generations out there now who have no idea who he is or have even noticed he had something to say.
 
He's given up on Brexit. He is now claiming to have found the Arc of the Covenant


UriGeller.eth tweeted
@theurigeller
I know where the Arc of the Covenant is I will find it mark my words. It will be an earth shattering historical tsunami and an archeological and a theological earthquake. Dowsing ancient soap factory I located under my museum gave me the inspiration! http://urigeller.museum
 
The Great Zaganza said:
the Ark of the Covenant is in the Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion in Ethiopia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Our_Lady_Mary_of_Zion

I guess Geller has learned to use Wikipedia.
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Well, that is the claim.

In a 1992 interview, Edward Ullendorff, former Professor of Ethiopian Studies at the University of London, says that he personally examined the ark contained within the church in 1941 while a British army officer.
Describing the ark, he says, "They have a wooden box, but it's empty. Middle- to late-medieval construction, when these were fabricated ad hoc."
 
Captain_Swoop said:
He's given up on Brexit. He is now claiming to have found the Arc of the Covenant


UriGeller.eth tweeted
@theurigeller
I know where the Arc of the Covenant is I will find it mark my words. It will be an earth shattering historical tsunami and an archeological and a theological earthquake. Dowsing ancient soap factory I located under my museum gave me the inspiration! http://urigeller.museum
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Sorry! This is all my fault.

You see, a while ago I found the Ark of the Covenant at yard sale, so I paid $5.00 for it.

And then just recently I ran into Uri Geller and we chatted where I explained what I found and how it would make a good planter box for fern plants after putting some purple spray paint on it.

But I had not done anything with the Ark of Covenant just yet.

So he offered me $10.00 for the Ark of Covenant, and since that was double what I paid for it and since I really do not like fern plants anyway, I sold the Ark of the Covenant to him.

Gee whiz! With all of this kerfluffle, I suppose that I should have not taken less than $15.00 for the Ark of Covenant.
 
Captain_Swoop said:
Well, that is the claim.

In a 1992 interview, Edward Ullendorff, former Professor of Ethiopian Studies at the University of London, says that he personally examined the ark contained within the church in 1941 while a British army officer.
Describing the ark, he says, "They have a wooden box, but it's empty. Middle- to late-medieval construction, when these were fabricated ad hoc."
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next you will suggest that the Shroud of Turin isn't authentic ...
 
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