Alien Invasion imminent

firecoins · 10th November 2006, 11:50 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

negativ · 10th November 2006, 12:16 PM

It's about damned time, I say. I am more than ready to begin living out my cybernetically-prolonged life as a sex slave to the Devil Women from Planet X.

Beerina · 10th November 2006, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by negativ

It's about damned time, I say. I am more than ready to begin living out my cybernetically-prolonged life as a sex slave to the Devil Women from Planet X.

Tell it like it is brother!

I did read a sci-fi story once where, in the distant future, with people living forever, people would sign up to be other people's sex slaves for a century at a crack.

So to speak.

Anyhoo, it was unfortunately just something mentioned in passing, and not the focus of the story.

geggy · 10th November 2006, 12:59 PM

UFO conspiracy theorists are going to have a field day on this one.

On the other hand, this is clearly fear mongering at it's worst. Even more so when you combine it with this.

Brian Jackson · 11th November 2006, 02:00 PM

I'm still waiting for XENU and the Marcabian 5'th Invader Force to duke it out. Where's Hubbard when you need him?

Nessus · 11th November 2006, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by negativ

It's about damned time, I say. I am more than ready to begin living out my cybernetically-prolonged life as a sex slave to the Devil Women from Planet X.

What makes you so sure they are woman? i wonder if your ready if they arn't women... 50% chance you know!

Horatius · 11th November 2006, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Nessus

What makes you so sure they are woman? i wonder if your ready if they arn't women... 50% chance you know!

If they weren't women, why would the be called "Devil Women"?

Bring 'em on!

Lisa Simpson · 11th November 2006, 02:22 PM

I for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

defaultdotxbe · 11th November 2006, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by Lisa Simpson

I for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

chracatoa · 11th November 2006, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by Beerina

I did read a sci-fi story once where, in the distant future, with people living forever, people would sign up to be other people's sex slaves for a century at a crack.

Which one? Was it a short story or a novel? Now I am interested.

Quote:

Anyhoo, it was unfortunately just something mentioned in passing, and not the focus of the story.

I remember something similar in Vernor Vinge's A Deepness in the Sky. The difference is that people were not willing to be sex slaves (they did not even know).

Nihilanth · 11th November 2006, 03:50 PM

I think it's funny the guy said he was concerned the country is "wide open" to aliens. What the hell were they going to do if a technologically advanced race attacked us anyway? It's not like knowing we can see their ships is going to give us a big edge in the fight.

Crazy English Guy: "HAHA! We have documented proof you visited us before!"
Alien Overlord: "Um...okay." *Zaps him into dust.*

I'm just waiting for all the abductees to start dying and finding out that all those anal probes were the alien equivalent of us giving the indians smallpox blankets.

jhunter1163 · 11th November 2006, 05:52 PM

I've always wondered about that myself. You'd think that aliens wouldn't need to continue to anally probe people. After the first few, they'd get the idea. But no... the aliens still have that fascination with sticking things up the ol' poopity-poopity-shoot.

fuelair · 11th November 2006, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Brian Jackson

I'm still waiting for XENU and the Marcabian 5'th Invader Force to duke it out. Where's Hubbard when you need him?

Burning in hell I hope (though I do not believe in hell - so burning in an atheist equivalent).

stateofgrace · 11th November 2006, 06:52 PM

Imminent?

There are already here.

Lisa Simpson · 11th November 2006, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by Nihilanth

I think it's funny the guy said he was concerned the country is "wide open" to aliens. What the hell were they going to do if a technologically advanced race attacked us anyway? It's not like knowing we can see their ships is going to give us a big edge in the fight.

We get a hotshot pilot to use one of their fighters to infiltrate the mother ship and give them a computer virus.

Easy as pie.

firecoins · 12th November 2006, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by Lisa Simpson

We get a hotshot pilot to use one of their fighters to infiltrate the mother ship and give them a computer virus.

Easy as pie.

or we give them a cold while we all run to Boston where they seem to have not attacked.

fuelair · 12th November 2006, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by firecoins

or we give them a cold while we all run to Boston where they seem to have not attacked.

Or, run a big tube up their exhaust and give them a salt water enema.

GlennB · 12th November 2006, 04:32 PM

I think Servalan, of Blake's 7 fame, was a female alien :

we're all doomed !

CBVan · 12th November 2006, 05:02 PM

If they really are attractive female devil aliens who want sex slaves, about 50% of the general population would be completely unwilling to fight, myself included.
Seriously though, why worry when we can't currently do any darn thing if they do attack? Someone should publish that article.

10th November 2006, 11:50 AM	#1
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10th November 2006, 12:16 PM	#2
negativ Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,904	It's about damned time, I say. I am more than ready to begin living out my cybernetically-prolonged life as a sex slave to the Devil Women from Planet X.
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10th November 2006, 12:19 PM	#3
Beerina Sarcastic Conqueror of Notions Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 31,353	Originally Posted by negativ It's about damned time, I say. I am more than ready to begin living out my cybernetically-prolonged life as a sex slave to the Devil Women from Planet X. Tell it like it is brother! I did read a sci-fi story once where, in the distant future, with people living forever, people would sign up to be other people's sex slaves for a century at a crack. So to speak. Anyhoo, it was unfortunately just something mentioned in passing, and not the focus of the story.
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10th November 2006, 12:59 PM	#4
geggy Muse Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 598	UFO conspiracy theorists are going to have a field day on this one. On the other hand, this is clearly fear mongering at it's worst. Even more so when you combine it with this.
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11th November 2006, 02:18 PM	#6
Nessus New Blood Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 10	Originally Posted by negativ It's about damned time, I say. I am more than ready to begin living out my cybernetically-prolonged life as a sex slave to the Devil Women from Planet X. What makes you so sure they are woman? i wonder if your ready if they arn't women... 50% chance you know!
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11th November 2006, 02:00 PM	#5
Brian Jackson Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,112	I'm still waiting for XENU and the Marcabian 5'th Invader Force to duke it out. Where's Hubbard when you need him?

11th November 2006, 02:21 PM	#7
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,592	Originally Posted by Nessus What makes you so sure they are woman? i wonder if your ready if they arn't women... 50% chance you know! If they weren't women, why would the be called "Devil Women"? Bring 'em on!
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11th November 2006, 02:22 PM	#8
Lisa Simpson Guest Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 21,573	I for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
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defaultdotxbe Drunken Shikigami Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,474	Originally Posted by Lisa Simpson I for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
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chracatoa Scholar Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 109	Originally Posted by Beerina I did read a sci-fi story once where, in the distant future, with people living forever, people would sign up to be other people's sex slaves for a century at a crack. Which one? Was it a short story or a novel? Now I am interested. Quote: Anyhoo, it was unfortunately just something mentioned in passing, and not the focus of the story. I remember something similar in Vernor Vinge's A Deepness in the Sky. The difference is that people were not willing to be sex slaves (they did not even know).
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11th November 2006, 03:50 PM	#11
Nihilanth Thinker Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 131	I think it's funny the guy said he was concerned the country is "wide open" to aliens. What the hell were they going to do if a technologically advanced race attacked us anyway? It's not like knowing we can see their ships is going to give us a big edge in the fight. Crazy English Guy: "HAHA! We have documented proof you visited us before!" Alien Overlord: "Um...okay." Zaps him into dust. I'm just waiting for all the abductees to start dying and finding out that all those anal probes were the alien equivalent of us giving the indians smallpox blankets.
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11th November 2006, 05:52 PM	#12
jhunter1163 beer-swilling semiliterate Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Connecticut, or King Arthur's Court. Hard to tell sometimes. Posts: 25,474	I've always wondered about that myself. You'd think that aliens wouldn't need to continue to anally probe people. After the first few, they'd get the idea. But no... the aliens still have that fascination with sticking things up the ol' poopity-poopity-shoot.

11th November 2006, 06:52 PM	#13
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by Brian Jackson I'm still waiting for XENU and the Marcabian 5'th Invader Force to duke it out. Where's Hubbard when you need him? Burning in hell I hope (though I do not believe in hell - so burning in an atheist equivalent).
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11th November 2006, 06:52 PM	#14
stateofgrace Guest Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,843	Imminent? There are already here.
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11th November 2006, 06:55 PM	#15
Lisa Simpson Guest Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 21,573	Originally Posted by Nihilanth I think it's funny the guy said he was concerned the country is "wide open" to aliens. What the hell were they going to do if a technologically advanced race attacked us anyway? It's not like knowing we can see their ships is going to give us a big edge in the fight. We get a hotshot pilot to use one of their fighters to infiltrate the mother ship and give them a computer virus. Easy as pie.
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12th November 2006, 02:22 PM	#16
firecoins Illuminator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New York Posts: 3,206	Originally Posted by Lisa Simpson We get a hotshot pilot to use one of their fighters to infiltrate the mother ship and give them a computer virus. Easy as pie. or we give them a cold while we all run to Boston where they seem to have not attacked.

12th November 2006, 03:35 PM	#17
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by firecoins or we give them a cold while we all run to Boston where they seem to have not attacked. Or, run a big tube up their exhaust and give them a salt water enema.
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12th November 2006, 04:32 PM	#18
GlennB Loggerheaded, earth-vexing fustilarian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wales Posts: 28,216	I think Servalan, of Blake's 7 fame, was a female alien : we're all doomed !

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CBVan Scholar Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 82	If they really are attractive female devil aliens who want sex slaves, about 50% of the general population would be completely unwilling to fight, myself included. Seriously though, why worry when we can't currently do any darn thing if they do attack? Someone should publish that article.
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