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Old 10th November 2006, 11:50 AM   #1
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Alien Invasion imminent

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Old 10th November 2006, 12:16 PM   #2
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It's about damned time, I say. I am more than ready to begin living out my cybernetically-prolonged life as a sex slave to the Devil Women from Planet X.
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Old 10th November 2006, 12:19 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by negativ View Post
It's about damned time, I say. I am more than ready to begin living out my cybernetically-prolonged life as a sex slave to the Devil Women from Planet X.
Tell it like it is brother!

I did read a sci-fi story once where, in the distant future, with people living forever, people would sign up to be other people's sex slaves for a century at a crack.

So to speak.

Anyhoo, it was unfortunately just something mentioned in passing, and not the focus of the story.
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Old 10th November 2006, 12:59 PM   #4
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UFO conspiracy theorists are going to have a field day on this one.

On the other hand, this is clearly fear mongering at it's worst. Even more so when you combine it with this.
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Old 11th November 2006, 02:00 PM   #5
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I'm still waiting for XENU and the Marcabian 5'th Invader Force to duke it out. Where's Hubbard when you need him?
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Old 11th November 2006, 02:18 PM   #6
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It's about damned time, I say. I am more than ready to begin living out my cybernetically-prolonged life as a sex slave to the Devil Women from Planet X.
What makes you so sure they are woman? i wonder if your ready if they arn't women... 50% chance you know!
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Old 11th November 2006, 02:21 PM   #7
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What makes you so sure they are woman? i wonder if your ready if they arn't women... 50% chance you know!
If they weren't women, why would the be called "Devil Women"?

Bring 'em on!
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Old 11th November 2006, 02:22 PM   #8
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I for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
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Old 11th November 2006, 02:45 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by Lisa Simpson View Post
I for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
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Old 11th November 2006, 03:00 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by Beerina View Post
I did read a sci-fi story once where, in the distant future, with people living forever, people would sign up to be other people's sex slaves for a century at a crack.
Which one? Was it a short story or a novel? Now I am interested.

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Anyhoo, it was unfortunately just something mentioned in passing, and not the focus of the story.
I remember something similar in Vernor Vinge's A Deepness in the Sky. The difference is that people were not willing to be sex slaves (they did not even know).
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Old 11th November 2006, 03:50 PM   #11
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I think it's funny the guy said he was concerned the country is "wide open" to aliens. What the hell were they going to do if a technologically advanced race attacked us anyway? It's not like knowing we can see their ships is going to give us a big edge in the fight.

Crazy English Guy: "HAHA! We have documented proof you visited us before!"
Alien Overlord: "Um...okay." *Zaps him into dust.*

I'm just waiting for all the abductees to start dying and finding out that all those anal probes were the alien equivalent of us giving the indians smallpox blankets.
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Old 11th November 2006, 05:52 PM   #12
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I've always wondered about that myself. You'd think that aliens wouldn't need to continue to anally probe people. After the first few, they'd get the idea. But no... the aliens still have that fascination with sticking things up the ol' poopity-poopity-shoot.
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Old 11th November 2006, 06:52 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by Brian Jackson View Post
I'm still waiting for XENU and the Marcabian 5'th Invader Force to duke it out. Where's Hubbard when you need him?
Burning in hell I hope (though I do not believe in hell - so burning in an atheist equivalent).
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Old 11th November 2006, 06:52 PM   #14
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Imminent?

There are already here.


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Old 11th November 2006, 06:55 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by Nihilanth View Post
I think it's funny the guy said he was concerned the country is "wide open" to aliens. What the hell were they going to do if a technologically advanced race attacked us anyway? It's not like knowing we can see their ships is going to give us a big edge in the fight.
We get a hotshot pilot to use one of their fighters to infiltrate the mother ship and give them a computer virus.

Easy as pie.
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Old 12th November 2006, 02:22 PM   #16
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We get a hotshot pilot to use one of their fighters to infiltrate the mother ship and give them a computer virus.

Easy as pie.
or we give them a cold while we all run to Boston where they seem to have not attacked.
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Old 12th November 2006, 03:35 PM   #17
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or we give them a cold while we all run to Boston where they seem to have not attacked.
Or, run a big tube up their exhaust and give them a salt water enema.
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Old 12th November 2006, 04:32 PM   #18
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I think Servalan, of Blake's 7 fame, was a female alien :




we're all doomed !
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Old 12th November 2006, 05:02 PM   #19
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If they really are attractive female devil aliens who want sex slaves, about 50% of the general population would be completely unwilling to fight, myself included.
Seriously though, why worry when we can't currently do any darn thing if they do attack? Someone should publish that article.
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