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Prophecy Timeline Challenge

Cosmo said:
So you admit you changed your timeline. You are a liar and a fraud.

Unfortunately for you, this also means we can hang you by your balls for being wrong.
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No the Daniel Timeline has remained exactly as it is now... for all these years...waiting for the Coivenant to be signed as mentioned...as the Covenant starts the Last 7 years.

I added the dates hyperlink in late 2006
AFTER

1) the Lord showed me the Giza confirmation, 2005
2) 390 Days of Ezekiel 2006
3) Woman's birth timeline confirmation 2006
4) Mayan parallel prophecy 2006

I like confirmations before making putting dates on a timeline.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
1) the Lord showed me the Giza confirmation, 2005
2) 390 Days of Ezekiel 2006
3) Woman's birth timeline confirmation 2006
4) Mayan parallel prophecy 2006

I like confirmations before making putting dates on a timeline.
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This doesn't say a thing. "Woman's birth timeline confirmation".

How about

1) A partridge in a pear tree (date of your chose).

Paul

:) :) :)
 
Davidjayjordan said:
No the Daniel Timeline has remained exactly as it is now... for all these years...waiting for the Coivenant to be signed as mentioned...as the Covenant starts the Last 7 years.

I added the dates hyperlink in late 2006
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That may be, but you posted in another forum that the time-line would begin in 2002 with the signing of the covenant and would end seven years later.

That is a prophecy. That prophecy didn't prove out. You, then, by your own definition, are a false prophet.

Now, what does The Lord have to say about false prophets?
 
Paulhoff said:
This doesn't say a thing. "Woman's birth timeline confirmation".

How about

1) A partridge in a pear tree (date of your chose).

Paul

:) :) :)
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I understand from your lack of knowledge concerning sex and how babies are produced makes most of you ignorant concerning a womans birthing timeline, but it is EXACTLY correspondant with the Holy Days or Holidays of the Lord in His other physical TEMPLE>

Coincidence NO< by DESIGN.

Just study biology, if you don't know scriptures.

And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:

And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered. Revelation 12: 1, 2

For when she was to be delivered, THEN the

And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

This birth being EXACTLY at the time of the Great Tribulation, for then the AC declares war against us, and demands all the obedient complient athiests and religionists to take His MARK, and they will.

For they love this present world and their lives.

And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and [to] his throne

And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she hath a place prepared of God, that they should feed her there a thousand two hundred [and] threescore days.

How long is 1260 days, it is three and a half years. The same EXACT time as the 42 months of Rev. 11, or the time, times and half of a time in Daniel and revelation.

So all the prophets stated the same length of time, of 1260 days, 42, months etc....

And it shall be.... but those without balls shall take the MARK of the Beast.


Read Rev. 12

http://www.blueletterbible.org/kjv/Rev/Rev012.html#top

But do read or study the phases or timing of a woman's birth time line to understand prophecy and life and the Lord's cohesive plan better.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
How long is 1260 days, it is three and a half years. The same EXACT time as the 42 months of Rev. 11, or the time, times and half of a time in Daniel and revelation.

So all the prophets stated the same length of time, of 1260 days, 42, months etc....
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Ummm, Davidjayjordan, 1260 days is about half a month short of 42 months.

Then again, that's the sort of mis-information we have come to expect from a mathematically-challenged lying false prophet such as yourself.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
How long is 1260 days, it is three and a half years. The same EXACT time as the 42 months of Rev. 11, or the time, times and half of a time in Daniel and revelation.
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You are right jsfisher, 42 months is closer to 1277 days. DJJ has show us again that he does not know what the word EXACT means again.

Paul

:) :) :)

Exact and understand, a growing list of words that he is clueless about.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
How long is 1260 days, it is three and a half years. The same EXACT time as the 42 months...
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"Exact"? You used capital letters. "EXACT". I assume you really meant exaxt.

365 + 365 + 365 + 182.5 = 1277 Not exactly "exact".

Oops. jsfisher beat me to it.
 
What a horrible, horrible story. A poor woman gives birth, has her baby taken away, and is forced to live alone in the wilderness for less than 42 months. Also, did you know that no one can exactly predict gestation times? Ever hear of premature babies?
 
jsfisher said:
Ummm, Davidjayjordan, 1260 days is about half a month short of 42 months.

Then again, that's the sort of mis-information we have come to expect from a mathematically-challenged lying false prophet such as yourself.
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well at least you are following along and thinking... Good for you JFisher...as in the middle of the last seven years, it takes one month for the abomination of desolation to be set up. Its the computer that is put in the 3rd temple, which gives the AC access and control over the world, via His Mark. They obey or die.

excellent JFisher. I realise you are trying to be negative, but even by being negative you bring up an excellent point... keep doing your exact math, as we need to get it exactly right.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/Danieltimeline.html

SEE the 30 Day time frame in the middle of the Daniel Timeline that I haven;t changed in all these years because Daniel and revelation remain the same.
 
This appears to be the set-up excuse to go to war with Iran..

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070323/ap_on_re_eu/british_troops_iran

Iran nabs British sailors in Iraq waters
48 minutes ago


LONDON - Iranian naval vessels seized 15 British sailors in Iraqi waters on Friday, the Ministry of Defense said.
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The British Navy personnel were "engaged in routine boarding operations of merchant shipping in Iraqi territorial waters," and had completed their inspection of a merchant ship when they were accosted by Iranian vessels, the ministry said.
"We are urgently pursuing this matter with the Iranian authorities at the highest level and ... the Iranian ambassador has been summoned to the Foreign Office," the ministry said.
A Pentagon official said the Britons were in two inflatable boats from the frigate H.M.S. Cornwall during a routine smuggling investigation, said the official, who spoke on condition on anonymity because he was not authorized to speak about the incident.
He said the confrontation happened as the British contingent was traveling along the boundary of territorial waters between Iran and Iraq. They were detained by the Revolutionary Guard's navy, he said.

But then again you will say it's just luck and chance.....
 
Björn Toulouse said:
All of the prophets? What - a total of two, and a few hundred years apart? You mean John the Revelator didn't happen to copy something Daniel may have spoken?
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Bjorn, Bjorn Bjorn always looking for excuses not to believe, maybe we should call you doubting Thomas Bjorn..

But then again, he eventually got real Faith and when on to do great things for the Lord in INdia.... and died as a matry for the Lord.

Maybe that's your destiny, for the worst became the best...as even Saul who became Paul was at first a persecutor of Christians before a lightning bolt from the Lord struck him down.

The first shall be last and the last first.

Its not so much how you start, but how you END.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Bjorn, Bjorn Bjorn always looking for excuses not to believe, maybe we should call you doubting Thomas Bjorn.
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Only if he is a scratch golfer.
Maybe that's your destiny, for the worst became the best...as even Saul who became Paul was at first a persecutor of Christians before a lightning bolt from the Lord struck him down.
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I was under the impression that it was a blast of light, not lightning, as lightning would more likely have killed him.
The first shall be last and the last first.
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This is known as the ouroboros doctrine, related to the OODA loop, as well as the vicious cycle, not to be confused with "hitting for the cycle." It is baseball season in a few weeks, and I can hardly wait. (Yawn) I'll have an excuse to do anything but watch TV. Let's hear it for yard work!
Its not so much how you start, but how you END.
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So said my date, after multiples, while lying exhausted on my water bed one fine afternoon, back in the wild days of my bachelorhood. :p

Ya know, Brother David, we might make a good comedy team. You be the straight man, I'll provide the punch lines.

Then again, we might want to eat, so perhaps it's not a good career move.

DR
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Bjorn, Bjorn Bjorn always looking for excuses not to believe, maybe we should call you doubting Thomas Bjorn..
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What's so hard to believe about John copying Daniel? You did it too. Saying all of the prophets when there were only two doesn't carry much weight.

In high school we went to a competition where only 3 other schools were involved. We failed miserably. When we got home and were asked how we did, we answered, "we placed fourth."
 
Davidjayjordan said:
This appears to be the set-up excuse to go to war with Iran..
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Hey, are we making a prediction here?

Bear in mind, the Iranians detained 8 British crewmen for 3 days in June 2004 before releasing them. You are just so, so anxious to be correct for a change.

It is a satisfying feeling, one that has eluded you for your entire existence.

Even if the USA does have a shooting match with Iran, it does not mean that 10 nations will sign a peace treaty, that the temple will suddenly be rebuilt, flying saucers will suddenly invade, or that men will shoot fire out of their mouths.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
excellent JFisher. I realise you are trying to be negative, but even by being negative you bring up an excellent point... keep doing your exact math, as we need to get it exactly right.
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MCLFP Davidjayjordan:

(a) Are you so mentally disabled that you only seldom get people's forum names correct?

(b) Now that you know 1260 days and 42 months are NOT the same thing, will you be updating all your web pages and related posts accordingly, or is "exact" one of those flexible concepts?


*-MCLFP = mathematically-challenged lying false prophet. Soon to be MDMCLFP.
 
jsfisher said:
MCLFP Davidjayjordan:

(a) Are you so mentally disabled that you only seldom get people's forum names correct?

(b) Now that you know 1260 days and 42 months are NOT the same thing, will you be updating all your web pages and related posts accordingly, or is "exact" one of those flexible concepts?


*-MCLFP = mathematically-challenged lying false prophet. Soon to be MDMCLFP.
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Along with being a MCLFP, I'm afraid Mr. Jordan has also shown himself a careless reader of both posts and scriptures. I attribute his tendency to round off numbers to a misreading of the psalms. He thought he was supposed to stay away from the tenths of wickedness.
 
Björn Toulouse said:
Hey, are we making a prediction here?

Bear in mind, the Iranians detained 8 British crewmen for 3 days in June 2004 before releasing them. You are just so, so anxious to be correct for a change.

It is a satisfying feeling, one that has eluded you for your entire existence.

Even if the USA does have a shooting match with Iran, it does not mean that 10 nations will sign a peace treaty, that the temple will suddenly be rebuilt, flying saucers will suddenly invade, or that men will shoot fire out of their mouths.
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It doesn;t take a prophet to know there will be an Iranian War. Anyone with half a brain, and a newspaper or internet or a means of gathering even a little bit of the what is happenning knows the precursors to war, and how they build it up and under what excuses they start it.

Bjorn, are you sure you have a few neurons connected, why can;t you see the obvious. Why deny everything and live such a sheltered existence ?
 
jsfisher said:
MCLFP Davidjayjordan:

(a) Are you so mentally disabled that you only seldom get people's forum names correct?

(b) Now that you know 1260 days and 42 months are NOT the same thing, will you be updating all your web pages and related posts accordingly, or is "exact" one of those flexible concepts?


*-MCLFP = mathematically-challenged lying false prophet. Soon to be MDMCLFP.
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As mentioned the exact timeline is in place, with 1260 days til the 30 days, followed by the final 1260 days, or 42 months.

If you can;t figure out these numbers, please repeat Grade 5 math class. Thanks.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/Danieltimeline.html
 
Davidjayjordan said:
It doesn;t take a prophet to know there will be an Iranian War. Anyone with half a brain, and a newspaper or internet or a means of gathering even a little bit of the what is happenning knows the precursors to war, and how they build it up and under what excuses they start it.

Bjorn, are you sure you have a few neurons connected, why can;t you see the obvious. Why deny everything and live such a sheltered existence ?
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David, David, David, are you not able to comprehend my post? Read it again. You are the most blissful person on the planet.
 
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jsfisher said:
MCLFP Davidjayjordan:


*-MCLFP = mathematically-challenged lying false prophet. Soon to be MDMCLFP.
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Not so dear Jfisher...

Please reframe from calling me a lying false prophet as that is surely deemed name calling and a PERSONAL ATTACK.....

But if it is acceptable by the moderators HERE by both you and Bruto, then I shall respond in kind with the reverse against you and be justified in doing so.

Let the mdoerators determine whether your name calling abbreviations is a personal ATTACK or whether it is legitimate discussion of an objective principle.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Please reframe from calling me a lying false prophet as that is surely deemed name calling and a PERSONAL ATTACK.....
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It is true. It is objectively true. You are a lying false prophet. I don't think the moderators can intercede when people speak objective truth.

Look, I might think you are an a-hole and I would probably be right but that is a subjective thing and therefore it wouldn't be appropriate to call you an a-hole.

That said, if you lie and prophesy falsely and that can be demonstrated, as it can in this case, then there is nothing the moderators can do.

Sorry Djj, the facts are against you on this one.
 
'Lying false prophet' is redundant isn't it?

Well maybe not. He could be a false prophet who lies but thinks he is telling the truth. I'm not quite sure how to sort that one out.

Ol' granny back on the farm would have called him a 'prevaricator', just before unloading some salt buckshot his way to run him off. But this is the internet, and we are more civilized.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
As mentioned the exact timeline is in place, with 1260 days til the 30 days, followed by the final 1260 days, or 42 months.

If you can;t figure out these numbers, please repeat Grade 5 math class. Thanks.
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I have no difficulty with the mathematics involved, here. I am not the one that stated 1260 days and 42 months were exactly the same.

You were the one that made that boner.

And now that your error has been exposed, you continue as if nothing has changed. Shall we assume you were unsuccessful completing the fifth grade?
 
jsfisher said:
I have no difficulty with the mathematics involved, here. I am not the one that stated 1260 days and 42 months were exactly the same.
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Yes, but what you fail to grasp is that while you think you understand what he meant to say what you don't understand is that what he said is not what he meant.

Exact = ~Exact

"It's all ball bearings nowadays." --Fletch
 
David, you are a lying false prophet.

Lying, if for no other reason than you have repeatedly asserted that 1260 days = 42 months. However, that assumes all months have 30 days, when in fact they don't. 36 months equals 1096 days (we'll assume a leap year happened in there somewhere), leaving six months. Even if we assume all of those six months average in at 30 days apiece, that's still 180 days = and 1096+180 = 1276, not 1260.

A false prophet, for your earlier incorrect prophecies re: 2002.

Therefore, you are a lying false prophet. In the eyes of the Lord, you are no better than a murderer or idolator.

Welcome to Hell. I'll be your cellmate.














[Mr. T Voice]You look mighty cute in them jeans...[/Mr. T Voice]
 
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Davidjayjordan said:
False skeptics know nothing and search for no answers and are at the mercy of every whim that their goverment and their religious institutions throws at them, whether it be their governments, military, econimic or educational institutions.

And they definitely know NOT the future, and don't want to think about it or the consequences of their lives or lifestyles.

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Isa 41:24Behold, ye are of nothing, and your work of NOUGHT: an abomination is he that chooseth you.


So as the Lord said to Isaiah, come on athiests, and false skeptics, produce your claims to knowing something. You have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you believe in NOTHING and stand for NOTHING and back up NOTHING except what your governments tell you to believe.

But at least one of you must know something, and be able to stand behind something. Answer the question, produce your CAUSE, your strong REASONS, some kind of LOGIC, some kind of principle, some kind of TRUTH.
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A little error, it should say trying to type. :D

I just found this image and will make holy use of it indeed!
 
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My goodness, this guy is....something else isn't he?

I have a therapy appointment Tuesday, DJJ. If you'd care to join me, I'm sure someone there can help you with your megalomania.
 
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