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Porn Swored Slay Sususpect Swan Dives!

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http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9G5H1RO0&show_article=1

"LOS ANGELES (AP) - A porn actor suspected of killing a colleague with a sword has died after jumping from a rocky hillside after a standoff with police. Police Officer Bruce Borihanh says a "less than lethal munition" was used against Stephen Clancy Hill Saturday just before his jump.
SWAT officers spent part of the afternoon trying to talk Hill down from the hill as he clutched a sword. Borihanh says the 34-year-old actor fell some 40 feet.

Hill fled to the Chatsworth neighborhood hillside after leaving a house where he was barricaded for most of Saturday. He faced murder and attempted murder charges in Tuesday's attack at a DVD production center."


Couldn't resist.
 
He certainly failed his saving throw.

He must left the components for Feather Fall in his other pants.
 
I loved Dungeons and Dragons when I was a kid. I wonder if anyone plays those traditional RPGs anymore. I know a lot of people who play computer games like World of Warcraft.
 
Vic Vega said:
I wonder if anyone plays those traditional RPGs anymore.
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They've even taken it outdoors.

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Porn actor murderer suicide victim thread discussing D+D.

Gotta love it.
 
I find the thread title insufficiently alliterative. Perhaps:

Sex Star Sword Slaying Suspect Soars - Story at Six!
 
The thread title is not only insufficiently alliterative, it's insufficiently literate.

"Porn Swored Slay Sususpect Swan Dives!"???

Six words, two of them hideously misspelled, one of them a verb used as a noun, two of them a compound noun used as a verb. The only word that makes any sense in the entire sentence is "Porn".

Congratulations are almost certainly in order here.
 
I have it on somewhat credible authority that this story is way more unbelievable than said thus far.

As in the crazymother****er lept down onto his victims and landed on the one he killed before going after the other two.

Also, CBS has video of him sliding his ass off the cliff. On YouTube.
 
Shagging sex server suspect slays self with samurai sword swan song.
 
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Madalch said:
And I cannot believe that any pr0n star would have been a high level ranger.
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Why not? The friggin' tree-huggers make tree pr0n all the time!

"Is that a forked branch, or are you just happy to see me?"

"You give me a woody...and I mean that quite literally"

"What's say you, me, and the badger get together for some hot-and-heavy action?"
 
Madalch said:
Bards get druidic spells- Feather Fall is a magic-user spell.

And I cannot believe that any pr0n star would have been a high level ranger.
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That would be pre Adv. 2nd Edition though? Agreed a high level ranger would hardly have the need, finacially or otherwise.
 
That's a "DVD production centre". Not D&D. Or was it just the mention of a sword that set everyone off?
 
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