This just in (2-08-2005) from foggy London town...
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Dear Mr. Randi,
I would like to apply for your paranormal challenge.
I can access full addresses of named persons deemed missing or in hiding and find people with the aid of a pendulum and an A-Z of England. They don't have to be missing. You may have lost their address or whereabouts. If you give me the name of the person to find, I can find them anywhere in England providing they are in the A-Z.
I will give:
1- The name or address of the block of flats, if there is one
2- the flat or house number/letter, if there is one
3- the road name
4- the town or city
I would like to point out that in your controlled experiments, I would not be accessing any information on anyone who is not aware of me accessing details on them. I will not find anyone who does not want to be found. I will only find out information with their agreement from them in advance. I would also like to point out that I will not access information on anyone that will harm national security or harm intelligence services in any way.
With this understanding between us in place I would like to apply for your challenge.
Sincerely, Miss Angela Patel
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Foggy, indeed. There is more confusing stuff in here than I've seen in a claim letter in quite some time. Hence, my response:
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Dear Miss Patel,
We are in receipt of your JREF ONE MILLION DOLLAR PARANORMAL CHALLENGE application. However, much of your accompanying claim letter was confusing, so your application cannot be processed at this time. We understand your claim is Dowsing, but there are many confusing details in your letter, and no indication of a test proposal.
For example, you state that, “I will not find anyone who does not wish to be foundâ€. This is very confusing, as is the following statement; “I will only find out information from them with their agreement in advance.â€
If these people are “missing or in hidingâ€, as your letter states, how will you gain their “permission†to find them, prior to testing? This makes no sense.
Also in your application you state that you “...can find them anywhere in England providing they are in the A-Zâ€.
Can’t anyone do this? And more importantly, is that really paranormal? We think not.
In order to process your application, we would need a clarification of your claim, along with a brief letter detailing the following:
A- What, SPECIFICALLY, you propose to do as a demonstration of your abilities…
B- Under what CIRCUMSTANCES…
C- With what degree of ACCURACY…(what do you propose will constitute a successful demonstration?)
Please understand that in order to win the prize, the applicant must demonstrate their claim under controlled conditions, leaving no room for interpretation either by JREF or by the applicant. In other words, the test must provide PROOF that your claim is valid, and it is up to you to propose a test that would validate your claim.
Also, if there is an email address through which we might reach you, it would certainly help to expedite matters. Please email your reply, if possible.
Sincerely,
M. Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
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I tell ya...the final lines in her claim letter (in which she refers to "national security or intelligence services") really sends up a bright red flag. Such references speak volumes about where this applicant is really coming from.
I await her reply.
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Dear Mr. Randi,
I would like to apply for your paranormal challenge.
I can access full addresses of named persons deemed missing or in hiding and find people with the aid of a pendulum and an A-Z of England. They don't have to be missing. You may have lost their address or whereabouts. If you give me the name of the person to find, I can find them anywhere in England providing they are in the A-Z.
I will give:
1- The name or address of the block of flats, if there is one
2- the flat or house number/letter, if there is one
3- the road name
4- the town or city
I would like to point out that in your controlled experiments, I would not be accessing any information on anyone who is not aware of me accessing details on them. I will not find anyone who does not want to be found. I will only find out information with their agreement from them in advance. I would also like to point out that I will not access information on anyone that will harm national security or harm intelligence services in any way.
With this understanding between us in place I would like to apply for your challenge.
Sincerely, Miss Angela Patel
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Foggy, indeed. There is more confusing stuff in here than I've seen in a claim letter in quite some time. Hence, my response:
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Dear Miss Patel,
We are in receipt of your JREF ONE MILLION DOLLAR PARANORMAL CHALLENGE application. However, much of your accompanying claim letter was confusing, so your application cannot be processed at this time. We understand your claim is Dowsing, but there are many confusing details in your letter, and no indication of a test proposal.
For example, you state that, “I will not find anyone who does not wish to be foundâ€. This is very confusing, as is the following statement; “I will only find out information from them with their agreement in advance.â€
If these people are “missing or in hidingâ€, as your letter states, how will you gain their “permission†to find them, prior to testing? This makes no sense.
Also in your application you state that you “...can find them anywhere in England providing they are in the A-Zâ€.
Can’t anyone do this? And more importantly, is that really paranormal? We think not.
In order to process your application, we would need a clarification of your claim, along with a brief letter detailing the following:
A- What, SPECIFICALLY, you propose to do as a demonstration of your abilities…
B- Under what CIRCUMSTANCES…
C- With what degree of ACCURACY…(what do you propose will constitute a successful demonstration?)
Please understand that in order to win the prize, the applicant must demonstrate their claim under controlled conditions, leaving no room for interpretation either by JREF or by the applicant. In other words, the test must provide PROOF that your claim is valid, and it is up to you to propose a test that would validate your claim.
Also, if there is an email address through which we might reach you, it would certainly help to expedite matters. Please email your reply, if possible.
Sincerely,
M. Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
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I tell ya...the final lines in her claim letter (in which she refers to "national security or intelligence services") really sends up a bright red flag. Such references speak volumes about where this applicant is really coming from.
I await her reply.