Sorry, but you are talking utter nonsense, as usual. What the hell has "PLASMA, SURFACE CHARGE, DUSTY PLASMA, ELECTRONS, IONS, LORENTZ FORCE, AMPS, CURRENT, LEVITATION" got to do with icy jets coming from the surface?????????
Have you, in your infinite wisdom, and vast scientific knowledge, written to the authors of that paper and told them why it is a non-starter??????
No, would be the answer to that, I'm guessing. The reason being; they have a pretty good idea what they are talking about; you don't.
So, oh wise one, spell out, in scientific terms, why the model doesn't work. Seems strange that you find it easy to believe that Earth used to orbit Saturn, that comets are rocks blown off of planetary surfaces etc, yet can't get your head around something that actually conforms to the evidence we have for comets. Go figure.
"None observed in the HAPI region!"
Again, rubbish. Below is an image of the 29 July outburst area, prior to the outburst. And no, the red circle isn't electric woo. Looks like at least a couple of circular/ quasi-circular type features within that. We'll see more when Rosetta can get close again.
And try not to forget; you are the one defending a silly hypothesis with zero evidence to back it up. Arguments from ignorance about "mainstream" interpretations are not going to change that.