Teh 28th Annual Stundie Finals for November: Appropriately Late

Welcome to Teh 28th Annual Stundie Awards for November! This month proudly sponsered by Annual-Gift-Day Man and His Dancing Midget Factory On The Moon!

Apologies for the lateness of this thread - it's been a busy: From the production of Cats I was in winning nine awards at the Victorian Theatre Guild Awards (The Bruces), to all the concerts and other things I've got to rehearse for and sing at to celebrate the conception of Santa, I haven't had a great deal of time to myself. And this is after the uni year has ended!

I've decided to keep the format from last month, because dang it I liked it! I will, however, add a bit of an introduction to each nomination.

And so - drum roll please - the finalists are:

#1 - Apparently Buzz isn't as alive as he seems to be...

yes terry manning there is proof that the moon landing was staged you thick wanker,there was even a documentary,i mean seems very odd that every single person involved with the moon landing has died MYSTERIOUSLY over the years!!!they were all killed to cover there tracks you knobhead!!

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#2 - Holocaust denial rears its head with the little known Nuremberg Bomb...

It was a war crime, mass murder and a real holocaust, like Dresden and Hamberg and dozens of other German cities. Not like the fake jewish holohoax.

Oh, I forgot. It was proven at Nuremberg that the Nazis killed 20,000 jews with an atom bomb, so I guess that counts as a jewish holocaust.

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#3 - A beautiful, self-referential, nomination.

Mobyseven said:

Welcome all to Teh 28th Annual Stundie Awards for October!

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Nominee said:

Apart from the obvious typo it would seem that the stundies have been running since 1979, it pre-dates the forum (opened august 2001) and even the internet!!
Or maybe someone should point out to this thick as ******* ignorant murderer apologist that annual means once a year.

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#4 - A new experiment for us all to try out!

Only under constant pressure of force, gravity wouldn't allow the fireball to travel down, only gravity would, but fire always travels up, not down. Liquid fuel in flames falling at any a rate the fire would travel upwards if falling if lit. Get lighter fluid and try it. (You might need a set of concrete stairs and a long lit stick).

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#5 - Forget the main demolition; there was also a secret CD!

The basement and 22nd floor explosions were not part of a Controlled Demolition (if, then it would inideed make little sense), but part of a Secret Controlled Demolition.

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#6 - Plug into the Matrix, and join the Hive Mind...

What I've discovered about the anti-conspiracy haters and/or resisters/fighters here is that they have very strong fixed beliefs that retard their reasoning capabilities. Another word for it is brainwashing, not the regular focused intentional isolated brainwashing like MK-ULTRA but an incremental conditioning form of daily brainwashing. This brainwashing is similar to a "hive mind" type of thinking that comes from and is generated/activated by stimuli like watching FOX News, being involved in organized religions, going along with the "crowd" so to speak and not thinking for ones self, and doing mundane ritualistic type behaviors e.g. using the same route to work each day, eating the same types of food, visiting the same places, hearing/listening to the same things, and/or basically having the same routine each day or most days in/of the week/month.

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#7 - The most polite truther on the webs!

while i appreciate ur offer to be debunked, I'm content at the moment to believe that what happened on 9/11 was an inside job.

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#8 - Oh, Inverted Burden Of Proof

Funny how they say that we have no evidence of explosives yet they have no evidence that there weren't any explosives.

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#9 - Despite the supposed anonymity, I think we can guess who this is...

"SCREW 911 MYSTERIES" We have been repeatedly asked if we intend to rebut the recent production entitled "Screw 911 Mysteries - Clunkety-Clunk Edition." This is our response: A Major Republican who donated $100,000 to George W. Bush recently tried our suggestion. In his hotel room, using a stopwatch, he said "clunkety-clunk" 110 times. It took him over three minutes. Ten seconds vs. three minutes. You decide.

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#10 - Little known fact - gravity has been a myth since the early Twentieth Century.

I think if anything, your posts have shown your lack of knowledge of science, not his.

Gravity doesn't exist. See:Einstein's Relativity

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#11 - If I ever write a textbook on logical fallacies, guess what this will be used for...

It's not speculation to say that Bush needed 9/11 to invade Iraq because one event did follow the other.

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#12 - In extreme cases, it is not you who are wrong. It is reality.

While this may be considered demolition from the "top" of the building, if -- instead -- we imagine that the top is comprised of a 30-story high building, the demolition would actually proceed from the bottom of that building.

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#13 - Ever wondered what is really going on at the White House?

President Bush and his look-alikes, the biological identical twins who were raised in secure settings as a back-up, have been assured since birth that they would rule the world during the end times. It is no accident that Herbert Bush headed the CIA in the 1970's, and was selected as Reagan's vice president. The Bush family had plans. The Bush clones, who were in fact identical twins as the zygote was split and implanted into Barbara and several surrogate mothers, show the serious intent, as should the brother in the public eye develop a fatal illness or go insane or refuse to be directed by the cabal planning to rule the world, they could substitute another brother. At present there are only two brothers alive and operational - one in the White House, and the other living with the Puppet Master. The development of the Diebold voting machine, with software holes that allow totals to be manipulated from a remote location, was part of this grand Bush plan. The invasion of Iraq to gain the Middle East oil was another such part of the Bush plan, and is the reason George Herbert Bush left Saddam in place so he would have to be removed at a later date. The plan has hit the skids on all fronts.

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#14 - Curse you High School physics! You never taught me this!!!

Speed & Mass = Velocity

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#15 - Picking on the little details. Like which European country borders Germany on the East.

Kinda like saying Hitler attacked France to start WWII, and a "debunker" would respond "No no no, he attacked Poland to start WWII. Picking up on dictinctions with no differences. And, I will state again, (e^n this doesn't apply to you, but then again, not much does) there is a traitorous undertone to "debunking" at this late stage of the process.

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#16 - He must have been part of the 'Sooper Sekrit Air Force'...

From a military point of view (I believe that in one of my past lives I was a WWII U.S. Air Force pilot) our drawbacks in intelligence and spy data was what caused 9/11.

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#17 - I...don't know how to introduce this.

Yourself aside, my case with the NWO, or whatever you wish to call them is that they could exist at a level beyond the perception of the five senses, in a manner that objectivity cannot penetrate.

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#18 - Hitler - the secret Allied sympathiser...

[Hitler] didn't want to actually take over Russia as much as he wanted to destroy his military for a later Allied invasion that would be a lot easier since a vast part of his military met there demise there.

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#19 - 100% lies = Pure Twooth

you suck and your comment too. [Zeitgeist] is one of the best alternative independent documentations you will ever see. even when 100% of the information therein would be a lie, you would still find a lot of truth in it.

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#20 - Pearl Harbour was accidentally put into play a few decades too early...

No, not Bush's fault, he's just corrupt. Just like his dad was. Their whole 9/11 report has wholes and lies in it. The biggest fault is to think that Bush could make this happen alone.. This has happened before, Hitler used false flag terror events, Pearl Harbor was a false flag event to attack Vietnam.. This video isn't CLOSE to proof that Osama did it, not close.

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I have to say that this month I honestly had difficulty figuring out who would deserve a spot in the finals. I was certain there would only be ten...then thirteen...then fifteen. Twenty, of course, is the cap that the poll enforces upon me.

Let's make this a worthy competition, that we may dine on in hell!

Awesome, I was the first vote!

awwww #7 is too polite to vote for.

#5 reminds me of the That 70's Show episode where Hyde tells the girls at the bar he comes from a "secret military base"

#9 (clunkity clunk) is classic but i'd rather vote for a lesser-known post

i really have to go with #16, due to the assumption that the person apparently is knowledgeable of the military because of one of his "past lives"

Call me a tradionalist, but I couldn't pass up the chance to vote "Clunkety Clunk". It just does not get any better than that.

I had to go with three because even with the sarcasm/joke being pointed out to him he insisted that he had proven jref stupid.

Irony is a self-referential nom'...coz danged if I don't find it funny.

CptColumbo - you still going to do that YouTube reading?

#17. I shiver each time I read it.

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Irony is a self-referential nom'...coz danged if I don't find it funny.

CptColumbo - you still going to do that YouTube reading?

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I was waitin' on you. I'm already writing it.

Tough choices. I voted for 19, "true lies." It's pure twoof.

So many good ones this annum.
The polite truther was brilliant. However, i went with:

Speed x Mass = Velocity

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Hysterical.

I kinda like #14 - short, simple, stupid....though #17 is intriguing.

Yourself aside, my case with the NWO, or whatever you wish to call them is that they could exist at a level beyond the perception of the five senses, in a manner that objectivity cannot penetrate.

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My translation: NWO Kitty is a quantum reality, equal opportunity force for evil...Muahhahahahaha...

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I was waitin' on you. I'm already writing it.

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jsfisher said:

#17. I shiver each time I read it.

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It made me think of Barbara Crouse Brown's mind-shattering stuff about how if you apply enough Photoshop filters to pics of the WTC planes (and Ronald Reagan) you can see the reptoid aliens controlling them or something like that.

Ah-ha! Now I know why my boss scheduled our Christmas party for tomorrow night. He had foreknowledge of the first time one of my nominations made it to the finals. Wee!

Too bad there are better ones in the list. I honestly can't decide, so in sticking with one of the NWO's basic principles, I'll be taking bribes.

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Tough choices. I voted for 19, "true lies." It's pure twoof.

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Yep, it's got to be 19 this time. If anything boils down the twofer's problems better than, "I don't care what the facts are, I know the twoof", I'd like to see it!




Okay, maybe I wouldn't. But 19 still rules.

Someone help me here. What exactly are we looking for? Is it stupidly funny or sheer stupidity?

Wildy said:

Someone help me here. What exactly are we looking for? Is it stupidly funny or sheer stupidity?

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Yes.

Cl1mh4224rd said:

Ah-ha! Now I know why my boss scheduled our Christmas party for tomorrow night. He had foreknowledge of the first time one of my nominations made it to the finals. Wee!

Too bad there are better ones in the list. I honestly can't decide, so in sticking with one of the NWO's basic principles, I'll be taking bribes.

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It's a first time for one of my nominations as well. At least it once held 100% of the vote.

#17, because I'm a Metal Gear Solid fan.

Oooh.. there's so many to chose from, and they all look stundielicious. I had to go with Clunkity-clunk in the end though.