God was pretty good and then he messed up somehow with this planet. He tried to hide it by just killing everyone and starting over. The people who survived and started to repopulate the planet remembered what he did and decided to go to heaven and complain to the higher authorities.
Not a very intelligent god is he? If all humans were contaminated with the “original sin” and were so sinful, and he was willing to wipe the slate clean and start over again, why then save Drunkard Noah and his nakedness-revealing Sons? This is like me cutting out the cancer from a patient and leaving bits of it behind.
Our god did not like that idea and stopped them by making it so they could not all join together and talk as one voice to the council of the gods.
When I was a kid I remember watching the Lunar Landing on TV with my family. My grandmother was there and the following conversation ensued:
GM: This cannot happen, it is not real!
Me: Why grandma?
GM: Because God won’t let them!
Me: Why, what has god got to do with it?
GM: Go get the bible and read Gen 11
Me (after reading it): But grandma, that does not make sense. God would have to be a vile moron if we go by that story!
GM (after smacking me on the back of the head): Blasphemer!
Me: Why grandma?
GM: Because God won’t let them!
Me: Why, what has god got to do with it?
GM: Go get the bible and read Gen 11
Me (after reading it): But grandma, that does not make sense. God would have to be a vile moron if we go by that story!
GM (after smacking me on the back of the head): Blasphemer!
My grandmother went to her grave still not believing that man landed on the moon. I could not convince her either that the sky was not a dome and that the rainbow was not made by god as a memory jogging device for himself.
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