Why are superstitious women believers angry at the male unbelievers?

You know?

Superstitious male believers are often angry at me. I've also seen superstitious female believers angry at female unbelievers. So I think that believers are just angry at unbelievers, and vice versa sometimes.

~~ Paul

New we're getting into The Onion territory.

Sounds like a STATShot title.

1. They just won't go to church.
2. Use their aromatherapy candle dish as a place to put their nut shells while watching sunday sports.
3. You can't be very irreverent before you're just being a jerk.
4. They leave the seat up sometimes.

I once got caught off guard by a girl saying "Oh, you don't believe in God? I feel sorry for you."

That wouldn't catch me off guard a second time. In fact I'm rather disapointed it hasn't happened since. I would love to have another such opportunity. My response today would be more along the lines of, "If I am to be pitied at all, it would be for my foolishness, not lack of invisible friends."

Good reply, I should remember that one.

synaesthesia said:

I once got caught off guard by a girl saying "Oh, you don't believe in God? I feel sorry for you."

That wouldn't catch me off guard a second time. In fact I'm rather disapointed it hasn't happened since. I would love to have another such opportunity. My response today would be more along the lines of, "If I am to be pitied at all, it would be for my foolishness, not lack of invisible friends."

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Whodini said:

You know?

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Here are the statistics:

Superstitious women believers angry at male unbelievers: 22%

Uneducated male believers angry at homosexual male unbelievers: 10%

Unemployed female unbelievers angry at rich white male believers: 5%

Doctoral candidate shemale believers angry at constipated male unbelievers: 17%

Hypoglycemic female believers angry at comatose male unbelievers: 26%

Communist-sympathizer female believers angry at the mail: 42%

Margin of error: +- 99%