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View Poll Results: Is Trump the Whistleblower?
Yes! He's playing infinite-dimensional chess! 6 21.43%
No! I knew shemp was crazy, but not this crazy! 14 50.00%
Planet X is the Whistleblower! 8 28.57%
Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 23rd November 2019, 01:42 PM   #1
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Is Trump the Whistleblower?

Perhaps the President blew the whistle on himself. Maybe he wanted impeachment hearings to rile up his base and appear to be persecuted. Could he be playing infinite-dimensional chess?
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Old 23rd November 2019, 01:48 PM   #2
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Obviously.
He has spend decades amassing blackmail material on most Republicans, so he is certain of their support no matter what..
And the Whistle-blower False Flag was a ruse to identify and then purge the last people willing to resist his reign.
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Old 23rd November 2019, 01:56 PM   #3
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Trump is Q. And A. And Z. And S and H and E and M and P.
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Old 23rd November 2019, 02:02 PM   #4
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So this is nothing but another attempt to keep all the attention on himself? Check his twatter acct for the evidence.
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Old 23rd November 2019, 03:41 PM   #5
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Word is it's a mid-level CIA officer. But that describes Shemp as well, so planet x.
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Old 23rd November 2019, 03:44 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Loss Leader View Post
Word is it's a mid-level CIA officer. But that describes Shemp as well, so planet x.
Hey there's nothing mid-level about me! I'm top shelf all the way!
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Old 23rd November 2019, 07:20 PM   #7
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You're insane.
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Old 24th November 2019, 12:42 AM   #8
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Some hard-core Trumpists prefer to think that he's the whistleblower.
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Old 24th November 2019, 02:06 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by shemp View Post
Perhaps the President blew the whistle on himself. Maybe he wanted impeachment hearings to rile up his base and appear to be persecuted. Could he be playing infinite-dimensional chess?

Finally! Someone has invented imagined discovered a conspiracy theory I can totally get behind!
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Old 24th November 2019, 02:38 PM   #10
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I protest. There should be four near identical options in the poll.
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Old 24th November 2019, 03:47 PM   #11
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Well, we all know he likes to blow is own horn, so it only stands to reason...
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Old 26th November 2019, 08:31 AM   #12
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Voted Planet X. In Putin America, whistle blows you!
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Old 26th November 2019, 09:18 AM   #13
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Originally Posted by Venom View Post
You're insane.
He's shemp!
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