Where will Trump be on Jan. 20, 2021? - Page 4

Stacyhs · 16th December 2020, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by Firestone

Bad news for Trump.

The really rich people in Palm Beach don't want him as neighbor, and apparently they have the law on their side.

There come a time in everybody's life
When you just gotta just
Move on down the road

Norman Alexander · 16th December 2020, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by Firestone

Bad news for Trump.

The really rich people in Palm Beach don't want him as neighbor, and apparently they have the law on their side.

That property was built by Marjorie Post as her Florida retreat. She was actually a philanthropist of taste, expensive taste to be sure, but not garish. For example, her Hillwood home in Washington houses a world-class collection of Romanov Faberge items among other treasures. Marjorie would very likely have been horrified by what Trump has done with Mar a Largo. And she would be among the first to have him evicted at the earliest opportunity.

figarot · 16th December 2020, 03:13 AM

I think he will try and keep himself relevant and milk his fans for as much as he can, on whatever platform that will have him. He will have options, like signing up to a site like www.cameo.com where he will be paid to send congratulations or birthday greetings to his base but end up talking more about himself. I wonder how much he would charge for a message. Over $1,000 I reckon.

Solitaire · 16th December 2020, 07:55 PM

Nobody went with the option that he disappears mysteriously at the end of his
term. The media will speculate wildly about boys in Brazil that look at bit like
him. But three years later a maid cleaning the White House attic finds a bunch
of scraggly white fibers sticking out of a closed chest. She opens it up to find
Trump sleeping inside with the missing couch cushions, pillows, and bed sheets.

Stacyhs · 16th December 2020, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Solitaire

Nobody went with the option that he disappears mysteriously at the end of his
term. The media will speculate wildly about boys in Brazil that look at bit like
him. But three years later a maid cleaning the White House attic finds a bunch
of scraggly white fibers sticking out of a closed chest. She opens it up to find
Trump sleeping inside with the missing couch cushions, pillows, and bed sheets.

If I could be promised a dentist scene with Trump....

TragicMonkey · 16th December 2020, 08:06 PM

Xmas is coming. Perhaps in the night Trump will be visited by three ghosts, and they will lead him to visions of his past, present, and future, and then at the end he will have an enlightenment and transform into 1,000 individually-wrapped plain hamburgers. These will be devoured by a horde of passing ducks, and only the torn paper wrappers will show that here, once, there was a Trump.

Stacyhs · 16th December 2020, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by TragicMonkey

Xmas is coming. Perhaps in the night Trump will be visited by three ghosts, and they will lead him to visions of his past, present, and future, and then at the end he will have an enlightenment and transform into 1,000 individually-wrapped plain hamburgers. These will be devoured by a horde of passing ducks, and only the torn paper wrappers will show that here, once, there was a Trump.

You have a very sick mind. I like it!

Elvis666 · 16th December 2020, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by TragicMonkey

Xmas is coming. Perhaps in the night Trump will be visited by three ghosts, and they will lead him to visions of his past, present, and future, and then at the end he will have an enlightenment and transform into 1,000 individually-wrapped plain hamburgers. These will be devoured by a horde of passing ducks, and only the torn paper wrappers will show that here, once, there was a Trump.

Quoting my eight-year-old granddaughter at the end of a good story, "That was unexpected!"

acbytesla · 16th December 2020, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by Firestone

Bad news for Trump.

Quote:

Trump's Mar-a-Lago neighbors sent a letter to the town of Palm Beach and the Secret Service on Tuesday demanding that the town notify Trump he can't reside at Mar-a-Lago because he signed away that right in 1993, the Post reports. Telling Trump he can't use Mar-a-Lago as his residence now will "avoid an embarrassing situation" in which the former president is ordered to leave after he moves in, the letter said.

"There's absolutely no legal theory under which he can use that property as both a residence and a club," Glenn Zeitz, a nearby Palm Beach homeowner, told the Post. "Basically he's playing a dead hand." Along with the 1993 agreement, the Post reports, Trump deeded development rights to the nonprofit National Trust for Historic Preservation, pledging to "forever" give up his right to develop Mar-a-Lago or use it for "any purpose other than club use
The really rich people in Palm Beach don't want him as neighbor, and apparently they have the law on their side.
https://news.yahoo.com/trumps-mar-la...k=tw&tsrc=twtr

Imagine getting evicted from two homes.

Norman Alexander · 16th December 2020, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by TragicMonkey

Xmas is coming. Perhaps in the night Trump will be visited by three ghosts, and they will lead him to visions of his past, present, and future, and then at the end he will have an enlightenment and transform into 1,000 individually-wrapped plain hamburgers. These will be devoured by a horde of passing ducks, and only the torn paper wrappers will show that here, once, there was a Trump.

I am intrigued by your views and wish to subscribe to your magazine.

Stacyhs · 16th December 2020, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by Norman Alexander

I am intrigued by your views and wish to subscribe to your magazine.

Too much exposure leads to insanity. I suggest a measured approach.

shemp · 16th December 2020, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by TragicMonkey

Xmas is coming. Perhaps in the night Trump will be visited by three ghosts, and they will lead him to visions of his past, present, and future, and then at the end he will have an enlightenment and transform into 1,000 individually-wrapped plain hamburgers. These will be devoured by a horde of passing ducks, and only the torn paper wrappers will show that here, once, there was a Trump.

Can we just leave out the wrappers? I'd prefer no evidence he ever existed. It was all just a bad dream.

The Atheist · 5th January 2021, 03:57 PM

I know where he won't be: Scotland.

Vixen · 5th January 2021, 04:00 PM

Trump will be somewhere he can't be extradited from: Morocco...? Mark my words. There will be a thread called 'Trump's Great Escape' after 21 Jan 2021.

TellyKNeasuss · 5th January 2021, 04:31 PM

I can't imagine Trump not doing something to try to divert the attention to himself and away from Biden. Therefore, I don't see him leaving DC and certainly not leaving the US. Host a "stop the steal" rally near the White House? Get himself on Fox News while trying to appear as if he is still the president? Hold his own "inauguration" at a prominent govt. building?

Trebuchet · 5th January 2021, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by The Atheist

I know where he won't be: Scotland.

Air Force One (which is whatever plane the President is on) is approaching a Scottish airport, accompanied by half a dozen F-22's. Is the Scottish Air Force gonna shoot it down?

zooterkin · 6th January 2021, 03:45 AM

Originally Posted by Trebuchet

Air Force One (which is whatever plane the President is on) is approaching a Scottish airport, accompanied by half a dozen F-22's. Is the Scottish Air Force gonna shoot it down?

No, but they don't have to let him past Immigration.

(That would be the Royal Air Force, we haven't had devolution, yet.

)

Darat · 6th January 2021, 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by Trebuchet

Air Force One (which is whatever plane the President is on) is approaching a Scottish airport, accompanied by half a dozen F-22's. Is the Scottish Air Force gonna shoot it down?

Do you mean before the “accidental” misfiring of the F-22 air to air missiles once Trump stops being Commander-in-Chief....

Tero · 6th January 2021, 04:00 AM

Trump will be in bed at Mar a Lago with his beloved nuclear football.

timhau · 6th January 2021, 04:29 AM

Originally Posted by zooterkin

No, but they don't have to let him past Immigration.

And while Trump is having a hissy fit at immigration, the plane that occasionally serves as Air Force One takes off for Andrews Air Force Base. I like it.

Norman Alexander · 6th January 2021, 05:05 AM

Originally Posted by timhau

And while Trump is having a hissy fit at immigration, the plane that occasionally serves as Air Force One takes off for Andrews Air Force Base. I like it.

If he is US President then he has the appropriate paperwork in order.

But if he is not president then he is simply John Q Doe, US citizen. It's highly unlikely that Donny will have completed the usual passenger paperwork, have his passport in order, and have complied with all UK (Scottish?) COVID prerequisites. Etc, etc. So he can be turned round at the airport and made to catch the next commercial flight back to where he came from...Washington. At his own expense.

On arrival back into the USA, Donny's passport and stuff will not be in order then either, having not acquired one on the flight. So while he rages about helplessly, he will face yet another barrage of immigration delays and questions there, and probably be required to catch the next commercial flight back to where he came from...Scotland. At his own expense.

Lather, rinse, repeat... Thus he can be kept ping-ponging across the Atlantic for days. Until he cries himself to sleep, or finally sorts his **** out.

That's my comedy-sketch idea anyway.

TragicMonkey · 6th January 2021, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by Norman Alexander

If he is US President then he has the appropriate paperwork in order.

But if he is not president then he is simply John Q Doe, US citizen. It's highly unlikely that Donny will have completed the usual passenger paperwork, have his passport in order, and have complied with all UK (Scottish?) COVID prerequisites. Etc, etc. So he can be turned round at the airport and made to catch the next commercial flight back to where he came from...Washington. At his own expense.

On arrival back into the USA, Donny's passport and stuff will not be in order then either, having not acquired one on the flight. So while he rages about helplessly, he will face yet another barrage of immigration delays and questions there, and probably be required to catch the next commercial flight back to where he came from...Scotland. At his own expense.

Lather, rinse, repeat... Thus he can be kept ping-ponging across the Atlantic for days. Until he cries himself to sleep, or finally sorts his **** out.

That's my comedy-sketch idea anyway.

Ah, and what's that he'd be spending most of his time over in that situation? The ocean! The prophecy shall be fulfilled! Trump must go to the middle of the ocean, and become one with it, and it with him, and in glorious thalassaltude he will be rendered into chum and consumed by happy sharks and in time pooped out of the sharks and waft slowly downward into the depths of the abyss where his tranformed sharkpoop pieces will be consumed by gnawing nameless things at the bottom of the ocean. The circle completes, the square is closed, and balance returns to the cosmos. Sic semper sharkcrap bastardus est.

MRC_Hans · 6th January 2021, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by Trebuchet

Air Force One (which is whatever plane the President is on) is approaching a Scottish airport, accompanied by half a dozen F-22's. Is the Scottish Air Force gonna shoot it down?

I can't imagine AF1 will take off at all without having been given permission to land at the destination. No larger planes do that, nowadays.

Hans

Segnosaur · 6th January 2021, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by Norman Alexander

But if he is not president then he is simply John Q Doe, US citizen. It's highly unlikely that Donny will have completed the usual passenger paperwork, have his passport in order, and have complied with all UK (Scottish?) COVID prerequisites. Etc, etc. So he can be turned round at the airport and made to catch the next commercial flight back to where he came from...Washington. At his own expense.

Does Trump even know what those words mean?

Quote:

Lather, rinse, repeat... Thus he can be kept ping-ponging across the Atlantic for days. Until he cries himself to sleep, or finally sorts his **** out.

Will the plane be allowed to refuel between stops? If not, I'd be all for that plan.

crackers · 6th January 2021, 10:32 AM

If Biden is smart, he’ll bar Trump from the Inauguration. If he doesn’t, he’ll have only himself to blame when he tries to give his Inauguration speech and Trump goes all Kanye West on him: “Imma let you speak in a minute, Joe...”

Trebuchet · 6th January 2021, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by zooterkin

No, but they don't have to let him past Immigration.

(That would be the Royal Air Force, we haven't had devolution, yet.

)

That was a joke....

Can Boris override Sturgeon?

zooterkin · 6th January 2021, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Trebuchet

That was a joke....

Can Boris override Sturgeon?

I know who my money'd be on.

TragicMonkey · 6th January 2021, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Trebuchet

Can Boris override Sturgeon?

And what is a sturgeon? A kind of fish! You see, it all leads to the ocean! It's fate!

Elagabalus · 7th January 2021, 02:26 AM

I'm updating my prediction. Trump will stay til the 20th. They will have to taser him to get him out of there. Trump needs his followers to feel sorry for him so making a Yuge scene as he is torn away from the resolute desk is in the offing.

Woolgatherer · 8th January 2021, 10:18 AM

Watching as the United States opens up to the world again.

timhau · 8th January 2021, 10:48 AM

Watching sanity return to the White House, and not recognizing it.

Solitaire · 9th January 2021, 08:29 AM

I finally decided to go with Mar-A-Lago.

He'll probably sing along with the song I Fought the Law by Sonny Curtis
in an attempt to cheer himself up because he really likes that song.

SteveAitch · 18th January 2021, 05:43 AM

Well, at least this member of the Trump 'family' has somewhere to go where he is wanted...

Tero · 18th January 2021, 06:37 AM

Trump will be helicoptering in the morning, so he can have his "rally"/parade at the airport. So there will be press trying to get shots of him going to that helicopter. I can't imagine him being driven through DC.

At Biden's inauguration, of course	4	3.70%
At Mar-A-Lago, of course	60	55.56%
Chained to the Resolute desk, of course	6	5.56%
Golfing at the Moscow Country Club	8	7.41%
Golfing with his BFF, Kim Jong Un	0	0%
In his Trump Tower penthouse, licking his wounds	10	9.26%
Camping out on the front steps of the Supreme Court building	0	0%
In the arms of Ivanka, crying into her soft, warm... shoulders	2	1.85%
In the Metropolitan Correctional Center, carving his name next to J. Epstein	2	1.85%
Who?	14	12.96%
On Planet X, where everyone's a winner!	2	1.85%
Voters: 108. You may not vote on this poll

16th December 2020, 02:36 AM	#122
Norman Alexander Philosopher Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Gundungurra Posts: 8,770	Originally Posted by Firestone Bad news for Trump. The really rich people in Palm Beach don't want him as neighbor, and apparently they have the law on their side. That property was built by Marjorie Post as her Florida retreat. She was actually a philanthropist of taste, expensive taste to be sure, but not garish. For example, her Hillwood home in Washington houses a world-class collection of Romanov Faberge items among other treasures. Marjorie would very likely have been horrified by what Trump has done with Mar a Largo. And she would be among the first to have him evicted at the earliest opportunity.
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16th December 2020, 03:13 AM	#123
figarot Muse Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 595	I think he will try and keep himself relevant and milk his fans for as much as he can, on whatever platform that will have him. He will have options, like signing up to a site like www.cameo.com where he will be paid to send congratulations or birthday greetings to his base but end up talking more about himself. I wonder how much he would charge for a message. Over $1,000 I reckon.
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16th December 2020, 07:55 PM	#124
Solitaire Neoclinus blanchardi Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 2,503	Nobody went with the option that he disappears mysteriously at the end of his term. The media will speculate wildly about boys in Brazil that look at bit like him. But three years later a maid cleaning the White House attic finds a bunch of scraggly white fibers sticking out of a closed chest. She opens it up to find Trump sleeping inside with the missing couch cushions, pillows, and bed sheets.
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16th December 2020, 08:06 PM	#126
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 59,456	Xmas is coming. Perhaps in the night Trump will be visited by three ghosts, and they will lead him to visions of his past, present, and future, and then at the end he will have an enlightenment and transform into 1,000 individually-wrapped plain hamburgers. These will be devoured by a horde of passing ducks, and only the torn paper wrappers will show that here, once, there was a Trump.
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16th December 2020, 02:28 AM	#121
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 18,002	Originally Posted by Firestone Bad news for Trump. The really rich people in Palm Beach don't want him as neighbor, and apparently they have the law on their side. There come a time in everybody's life When you just gotta just Move on down the road

16th December 2020, 07:59 PM	#125
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 18,002	Originally Posted by Solitaire Nobody went with the option that he disappears mysteriously at the end of his term. The media will speculate wildly about boys in Brazil that look at bit like him. But three years later a maid cleaning the White House attic finds a bunch of scraggly white fibers sticking out of a closed chest. She opens it up to find Trump sleeping inside with the missing couch cushions, pillows, and bed sheets. If I could be promised a dentist scene with Trump....

16th December 2020, 08:13 PM	#127
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 18,002	Originally Posted by TragicMonkey Xmas is coming. Perhaps in the night Trump will be visited by three ghosts, and they will lead him to visions of his past, present, and future, and then at the end he will have an enlightenment and transform into 1,000 individually-wrapped plain hamburgers. These will be devoured by a horde of passing ducks, and only the torn paper wrappers will show that here, once, there was a Trump. You have a very sick mind. I like it!

16th December 2020, 08:19 PM	#128
Elvis666 Muse Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 538	Originally Posted by TragicMonkey Xmas is coming. Perhaps in the night Trump will be visited by three ghosts, and they will lead him to visions of his past, present, and future, and then at the end he will have an enlightenment and transform into 1,000 individually-wrapped plain hamburgers. These will be devoured by a horde of passing ducks, and only the torn paper wrappers will show that here, once, there was a Trump. Quoting my eight-year-old granddaughter at the end of a good story, "That was unexpected!"
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16th December 2020, 08:26 PM	#129
acbytesla Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 28,235	Originally Posted by Firestone Bad news for Trump. Quote: Trump's Mar-a-Lago neighbors sent a letter to the town of Palm Beach and the Secret Service on Tuesday demanding that the town notify Trump he can't reside at Mar-a-Lago because he signed away that right in 1993, the Post reports. Telling Trump he can't use Mar-a-Lago as his residence now will "avoid an embarrassing situation" in which the former president is ordered to leave after he moves in, the letter said. "There's absolutely no legal theory under which he can use that property as both a residence and a club," Glenn Zeitz, a nearby Palm Beach homeowner, told the Post. "Basically he's playing a dead hand." Along with the 1993 agreement, the Post reports, Trump deeded development rights to the nonprofit National Trust for Historic Preservation, pledging to "forever" give up his right to develop Mar-a-Lago or use it for "any purpose other than club use The really rich people in Palm Beach don't want him as neighbor, and apparently they have the law on their side. https://news.yahoo.com/trumps-mar-la...k=tw&tsrc=twtr Imagine getting evicted from two homes.
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16th December 2020, 08:30 PM	#130
Norman Alexander Philosopher Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Gundungurra Posts: 8,770	Originally Posted by TragicMonkey Xmas is coming. Perhaps in the night Trump will be visited by three ghosts, and they will lead him to visions of his past, present, and future, and then at the end he will have an enlightenment and transform into 1,000 individually-wrapped plain hamburgers. These will be devoured by a horde of passing ducks, and only the torn paper wrappers will show that here, once, there was a Trump. I am intrigued by your views and wish to subscribe to your magazine.
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16th December 2020, 08:47 PM	#131
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 18,002	Originally Posted by Norman Alexander I am intrigued by your views and wish to subscribe to your magazine. Too much exposure leads to insanity. I suggest a measured approach.

16th December 2020, 08:50 PM	#132
shemp a flimsy character...perfidious and despised Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: People's Democratic Republic of Planet X Posts: 40,248	Originally Posted by TragicMonkey Xmas is coming. Perhaps in the night Trump will be visited by three ghosts, and they will lead him to visions of his past, present, and future, and then at the end he will have an enlightenment and transform into 1,000 individually-wrapped plain hamburgers. These will be devoured by a horde of passing ducks, and only the torn paper wrappers will show that here, once, there was a Trump. Can we just leave out the wrappers? I'd prefer no evidence he ever existed. It was all just a bad dream.
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5th January 2021, 03:57 PM	#133
The Atheist The Grammar Tyrant Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 28,275	I know where he won't be: Scotland.
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5th January 2021, 04:00 PM	#134
Vixen Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 20,801	Trump will be somewhere he can't be extradited from: Morocco...? Mark my words. There will be a thread called 'Trump's Great Escape' after 21 Jan 2021.
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5th January 2021, 04:31 PM	#135
TellyKNeasuss Master Poster Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,625	I can't imagine Trump not doing something to try to divert the attention to himself and away from Biden. Therefore, I don't see him leaving DC and certainly not leaving the US. Host a "stop the steal" rally near the White House? Get himself on Fox News while trying to appear as if he is still the president? Hold his own "inauguration" at a prominent govt. building?
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5th January 2021, 06:40 PM	#136
Trebuchet Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Port Townsend, Washington Posts: 31,017	Originally Posted by The Atheist I know where he won't be: Scotland. Air Force One (which is whatever plane the President is on) is approaching a Scottish airport, accompanied by half a dozen F-22's. Is the Scottish Air Force gonna shoot it down?
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6th January 2021, 03:45 AM	#137
zooterkin Nitpicking dilettante Administrator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Berkshire, mostly Posts: 48,395	Originally Posted by Trebuchet Air Force One (which is whatever plane the President is on) is approaching a Scottish airport, accompanied by half a dozen F-22's. Is the Scottish Air Force gonna shoot it down? No, but they don't have to let him past Immigration. (That would be the Royal Air Force, we haven't had devolution, yet. )
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6th January 2021, 03:57 AM	#138
Darat Lackey Administrator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: South East, UK Posts: 96,918	Originally Posted by Trebuchet Air Force One (which is whatever plane the President is on) is approaching a Scottish airport, accompanied by half a dozen F-22's. Is the Scottish Air Force gonna shoot it down? Do you mean before the “accidental” misfiring of the F-22 air to air missiles once Trump stops being Commander-in-Chief....
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6th January 2021, 04:00 AM	#139
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6th January 2021, 04:29 AM	#140
timhau NWO Litter Technician Join Date: May 2004 Location: Looks like Finland. Smells like Finland. Quacks like Finland. Where the hell am I? Posts: 14,463	Originally Posted by zooterkin No, but they don't have to let him past Immigration. And while Trump is having a hissy fit at immigration, the plane that occasionally serves as Air Force One takes off for Andrews Air Force Base. I like it.
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6th January 2021, 05:05 AM	#141
Norman Alexander Philosopher Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Gundungurra Posts: 8,770	Originally Posted by timhau And while Trump is having a hissy fit at immigration, the plane that occasionally serves as Air Force One takes off for Andrews Air Force Base. I like it. If he is US President then he has the appropriate paperwork in order. But if he is not president then he is simply John Q Doe, US citizen. It's highly unlikely that Donny will have completed the usual passenger paperwork, have his passport in order, and have complied with all UK (Scottish?) COVID prerequisites. Etc, etc. So he can be turned round at the airport and made to catch the next commercial flight back to where he came from...Washington. At his own expense. On arrival back into the USA, Donny's passport and stuff will not be in order then either, having not acquired one on the flight. So while he rages about helplessly, he will face yet another barrage of immigration delays and questions there, and probably be required to catch the next commercial flight back to where he came from...Scotland. At his own expense. Lather, rinse, repeat... Thus he can be kept ping-ponging across the Atlantic for days. Until he cries himself to sleep, or finally sorts his **** out. That's my comedy-sketch idea anyway.
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6th January 2021, 07:12 AM	#142
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 59,456	Originally Posted by Norman Alexander If he is US President then he has the appropriate paperwork in order. But if he is not president then he is simply John Q Doe, US citizen. It's highly unlikely that Donny will have completed the usual passenger paperwork, have his passport in order, and have complied with all UK (Scottish?) COVID prerequisites. Etc, etc. So he can be turned round at the airport and made to catch the next commercial flight back to where he came from...Washington. At his own expense. On arrival back into the USA, Donny's passport and stuff will not be in order then either, having not acquired one on the flight. So while he rages about helplessly, he will face yet another barrage of immigration delays and questions there, and probably be required to catch the next commercial flight back to where he came from...Scotland. At his own expense. Lather, rinse, repeat... Thus he can be kept ping-ponging across the Atlantic for days. Until he cries himself to sleep, or finally sorts his **** out. That's my comedy-sketch idea anyway. Ah, and what's that he'd be spending most of his time over in that situation? The ocean! The prophecy shall be fulfilled! Trump must go to the middle of the ocean, and become one with it, and it with him, and in glorious thalassaltude he will be rendered into chum and consumed by happy sharks and in time pooped out of the sharks and waft slowly downward into the depths of the abyss where his tranformed sharkpoop pieces will be consumed by gnawing nameless things at the bottom of the ocean. The circle completes, the square is closed, and balance returns to the cosmos. Sic semper sharkcrap bastardus est.
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6th January 2021, 08:34 AM	#143
MRC_Hans Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 23,473	Originally Posted by Trebuchet Air Force One (which is whatever plane the President is on) is approaching a Scottish airport, accompanied by half a dozen F-22's. Is the Scottish Air Force gonna shoot it down? I can't imagine AF1 will take off at all without having been given permission to land at the destination. No larger planes do that, nowadays. Hans
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6th January 2021, 08:51 AM	#144
Segnosaur Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 17,106	Originally Posted by Norman Alexander But if he is not president then he is simply John Q Doe, US citizen. It's highly unlikely that Donny will have completed the usual passenger paperwork, have his passport in order, and have complied with all UK (Scottish?) COVID prerequisites. Etc, etc. So he can be turned round at the airport and made to catch the next commercial flight back to where he came from...Washington. At his own expense. Does Trump even know what those words mean? Quote: Lather, rinse, repeat... Thus he can be kept ping-ponging across the Atlantic for days. Until he cries himself to sleep, or finally sorts his **** out. Will the plane be allowed to refuel between stops? If not, I'd be all for that plan.
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6th January 2021, 10:32 AM	#145
crackers Muse Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 806	If Biden is smart, he’ll bar Trump from the Inauguration. If he doesn’t, he’ll have only himself to blame when he tries to give his Inauguration speech and Trump goes all Kanye West on him: “Imma let you speak in a minute, Joe...”
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6th January 2021, 11:06 AM	#146
Trebuchet Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Port Townsend, Washington Posts: 31,017	Originally Posted by zooterkin No, but they don't have to let him past Immigration. (That would be the Royal Air Force, we haven't had devolution, yet. ) That was a joke.... Can Boris override Sturgeon?
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6th January 2021, 12:35 PM	#147
zooterkin Nitpicking dilettante Administrator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Berkshire, mostly Posts: 48,395	Originally Posted by Trebuchet That was a joke.... Can Boris override Sturgeon? I know who my money'd be on.
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6th January 2021, 12:47 PM	#148
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 59,456	Originally Posted by Trebuchet Can Boris override Sturgeon? And what is a sturgeon? A kind of fish! You see, it all leads to the ocean! It's fate!
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7th January 2021, 02:26 AM	#149
Elagabalus Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 6,919	I'm updating my prediction. Trump will stay til the 20th. They will have to taser him to get him out of there. Trump needs his followers to feel sorry for him so making a Yuge scene as he is torn away from the resolute desk is in the offing.
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8th January 2021, 10:18 AM	#150
Woolgatherer Graduate Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,752	Watching as the United States opens up to the world again.

8th January 2021, 10:48 AM	#151
timhau NWO Litter Technician Join Date: May 2004 Location: Looks like Finland. Smells like Finland. Quacks like Finland. Where the hell am I? Posts: 14,463	Watching sanity return to the White House, and not recognizing it.
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9th January 2021, 08:29 AM	#152
Solitaire Neoclinus blanchardi Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 2,503	I finally decided to go with Mar-A-Lago. He'll probably sing along with the song I Fought the Law by Sonny Curtis in an attempt to cheer himself up because he really likes that song.
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18th January 2021, 05:43 AM	#153
SteveAitch Scholar Join Date: Apr 2020 Location: St Aines Posts: 124	Well, at least this member of the Trump 'family' has somewhere to go where he is wanted...
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18th January 2021, 06:37 AM	#154
Tero Master Poster Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: North American prairie Posts: 2,201	Trump will be helicoptering in the morning, so he can have his "rally"/parade at the airport. So there will be press trying to get shots of him going to that helicopter. I can't imagine him being driven through DC.
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