Trump's nickname. - Page 9

crescent · 3rd December 2018, 04:35 PM

An acquaintance of mine lives in Thousand Oaks, and has worked in Federal Lands management for most of his career. After Trump's tweet about forest management California, my acquaintance posted a pretty epic rant online, describing Trump as the:

"Tangerine Colored Ballsack".

I generally dislike insults that focus much on appearance, but I thought that was a good one.

Lurch · 3rd December 2018, 06:07 PM

"Tangerine ballsack" is more concise, and loses absolutely nothing. A case where less is more.

Prometheus · 6th December 2018, 01:12 PM

Sounds like a band name to me.

varwoche · 6th December 2018, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Prometheus

Sounds like a band name to me.

A suitable name for Tangerine ~~Dream~~ er, Ballsack.

Minoosh · 6th December 2018, 04:27 PM

Fungus Phallus.

TheSupermeerkat · 6th December 2018, 06:03 PM

Orange McLittledick

Trebuchet · 6th December 2018, 06:53 PM

Twenty years from now, "Trump" will be the nastiest name you could possibly call someone.

fuelair · 6th December 2018, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Minoosh

Fungus Phallus.

Well said, my dear!!!!!!!!!

Minoosh · 6th December 2018, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by fuelair

Well said, my dear!!!!!!!!!

Thank you! Good to "see" you ...

LSSBB · 6th December 2018, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by Minoosh

Fungus Phallus.

Fungus McPhallus scans better, IMO.

Minoosh · 6th December 2018, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by LSSBB

Fungus McPhallus scans better, IMO.

Much better, thanks.

Doubt · 7th December 2018, 07:01 AM

The Black Hole King?

A variant of the Sun King, which was Louis XIV. In Louis's case, all power radiated from him and he controlled everything. In Trump's case, He sucks in everything and nothing escapes without a lot of effort that could have been better used for something else.

jimbob · 7th December 2018, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by Doubt

The Black Hole King?

A variant of the Sun King, which was Louis XIV. In Louis's case, all power radiated from him and he controlled everything. In Trump's case, He sucks in everything and nothing escapes without a lot of effort that could have been better used for something else.

Not too keen on it.

Something short and scans well and which if Trump hears it, will make him feel humiliated (and yes, with his fragile personality, he gets humiliated very easily).

"Fungus McPhallus" does this quite well

fuelair · 7th December 2018, 05:55 PM

Actually there are a lot of nicknames for it!!!!! Think Googleplex………...

Stacyhs · 7th December 2018, 05:57 PM

Prisoner #45.

Hellbound · 10th December 2018, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Stacyhs

Prisoner #45.

"The Defendant"

Upchurch · 10th December 2018, 08:37 AM

Unless my search fu is weak, I can't believe no one has tried "Dummy Donnie".

fuelair · 10th December 2018, 08:40 AM

Dumb Donnie Doodie Pants

Doubt · 10th December 2018, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by Upchurch

Unless my search fu is weak, I can't believe no one has tried "Dummy Donnie".

With that name he could have a follow on career giving bad advice columnist.

"Dear Donny Dummy,"

The Great Zaganza · 10th December 2018, 08:46 AM

Given that he compares himself with The King:

"The Great Pretender"

fuelair · 10th December 2018, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by acbytesla

Trump called a lot of his political opponents by a simple demeaning nickname. Little Marco Rubio, Lying Ted Cruz, Low Energy Jeb, Crispy Creme Christie etc. But I think it's time for everyone to call him a nickname.

I 've been trying to think of a good nickname for him. So many come to mind. Pussy Grabber, Deceitful Don, Drumpf Trump, Lying Turd or alternatively Lying POS.

But I think after his submissive obsequious performance with Putin, I've been thinking Treasonous Trump or Traitor Trump.

Any ideas? I'll put them up for a vote later.

.

Trump: busy tootin' Putin's flute!!!!

fuelair · 10th December 2018, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by The Big Dog

Probably "Mr. President."

Fantastic thread

Nope, trump is no president -except in current name. It is just slime and incompetence combined.

fuelair · 10th December 2018, 09:31 AM

ButtBreath Whackofferton

fuelair · 10th December 2018, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by acbytesla

Ahhh. I have no idea what actually works with voters. I can guess though however. I find it surprising that anyone voted for what was clearly a despicable dishonest person. How this turd even won a primary is beyond me. I listened to and read his speeches and was convinced he is really a very awful human being. Self centered, dishonest, sexist, racist and void of any personal integrity.

My theory about the nicknames is that it may have made some people see him as strong and dominant. The alpha dog in the pack. But swords are double edge. Tag him with an accurate nickname and another picture is created.

The reason they voted for it was they had jealousy in their hearts and heads OR for the mid-west hatred of the real US on the coasts that provide money, art, creativity and entertainment and an economy.

fuelair · 10th December 2018, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by portlandatheist

my favorites are
Mother **********
Traitor Trump
Putin's Poodle
Orange Menace
Piece of Dog ****

Dead Grandmothers molester

fuelair · 10th December 2018, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by theprestige

Do you think there's a nickname that, if it gained widespread popularity, would significantly increase the chances of impeachment?

Seems like that would be the Holy Grail of Trump nicknames.

Not really, enough republickers in the government would have to grow a pair to be able to get the necessary job done before the republickers become a very big Fail. Right now they fear it too much..

fuelair · 10th December 2018, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Stacyhs

Even if I agreed with all of Trump's politics, I would never vote for him. He's a despicable human being who is rotten from the inside out. That's why I have no respect for those who say they dislike his behavior but would vote for him anyway.

Well said indeed!!!!!

Polaris · 13th December 2018, 08:02 PM

Sunkist Kaiser. Prone to outlandish and belligerent statements in public and private, grossly unqualified, macho personality to make up for a withered appendage, etc.

fuelair · 15th December 2018, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by The Great Zaganza

Given that he compares himself with The King:

"The Great Pretender"

"The Great RearEnder"

fuelair · 15th December 2018, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by Polaris

Sunkist Kaiser. Prone to outlandish and belligerent statements in public and private, grossly unqualified, macho personality to make up for a withered appendage, etc.

And I am quite certain we all know which of his appendages is well and truly withered - though he is still hands on with it!!

alfaniner · 21st December 2018, 07:48 PM

"Slats"

Best when whispered out of the corner of your mouth.

Toontown · 21st December 2018, 08:03 PM

1. Vlad's prize hog

or

I've often been annoyed while having to listen to him talk. One of his most annoying habits is hissing. When a word ends in "s" he hisses it out for a long time. He seems to contrive to end sentences in words ending in "s" just so he can do that.

so

2. Hissy Cat

Toontown · 22nd December 2018, 10:54 AM

Don the Trumpkin farmer needs to diversify, but doesn't know how to grow anything except Trumpkins.

Polaris · 22nd December 2018, 12:28 PM

False Vladimir I

theprestige · 22nd December 2018, 04:13 PM

Guy's gonna be president for 8 years, and the day he leaves office his most ardent haters will still be trying figure out what his name is.

Stacyhs · 22nd December 2018, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by theprestige

Guy's gonna be president for 8 years, and the day he leaves office his most ardent haters will still be trying figure out what his name is.

Fantasy Land is thataway------->

fuelair · 22nd December 2018, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by theprestige

Guy's gonna be president for 8 years, and the day he leaves office his most ardent haters will still be trying figure out what his name is.

There are very many appropriate names/descriptions for it. All the naughty ones are certainly true. All the ones descrying the evil thing are too. Any others are pointless.

Toontown · 22nd December 2018, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by theprestige

Guy's gonna be president for 8 years, and the day he leaves office his most ardent haters will still be trying figure out what his name is.

That is wishful thinking on steroids.

His strongest support is in Russia. They can't even vote here. They have to indoctrinate American suckers into voting for him. These suckers have been dubbed "Trumpkins".

Perhaps this strikes you as a sustainable situation. Me, not so much.

Stacyhs · 23rd December 2018, 04:32 PM

Bill Clinton, Obama and Trump appear before St. Peter at Heaven's Pearly Gates. St. Peter says "Pres. Clinton, you have sinned. I condemn you to your just reward." He opens a door and behind it is a huge venomous spider with gnashing fangs. Peter pushed Clinton in.

St. Peter says to Obama "Pres. Obama, you have sinned. I condemn you to your just reward." He opens the door and behind it is a snaked headed demon spitting venom. Peter pushes Obama in.

St. Peter turns to Trump, opens the door, pushes him in, and says "Mrs. Johnson, you have sinned and i condemn you to your just reward."

Polaris · 23rd December 2018, 11:09 PM

Just finished watching One Punch Man. In one episode there's a skyscraper owned by a rich **** that has what looks like a gilded poo emoji on the roof. In the show they call it "the Golden Turd".

"The Golden Turd". That fits Trump like tailored cellophane.

6th December 2018, 01:12 PM	#323
Prometheus Acolyte of Víðarr Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 49,749	Sounds like a band name to me.
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6th December 2018, 04:13 PM	#324
varwoche Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 15,400	Originally Posted by Prometheus Sounds like a band name to me. A suitable name for Tangerine ~~Dream~~ er, Ballsack.
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6th December 2018, 06:03 PM	#326
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6th December 2018, 06:53 PM	#327
Trebuchet Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Port Townsend, Washington Posts: 30,976	Twenty years from now, "Trump" will be the nastiest name you could possibly call someone.
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6th December 2018, 08:12 PM	#328
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by Minoosh Fungus Phallus. Well said, my dear!!!!!!!!!
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3rd December 2018, 04:35 PM	#321
crescent Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,974	An acquaintance of mine lives in Thousand Oaks, and has worked in Federal Lands management for most of his career. After Trump's tweet about forest management California, my acquaintance posted a pretty epic rant online, describing Trump as the: "Tangerine Colored Ballsack". I generally dislike insults that focus much on appearance, but I thought that was a good one.

3rd December 2018, 06:07 PM	#322
Lurch Graduate Poster Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Ottawa Posts: 1,646	"Tangerine ballsack" is more concise, and loses absolutely nothing. A case where less is more.

6th December 2018, 04:27 PM	#325
Minoosh Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 12,227	Fungus Phallus.

6th December 2018, 08:18 PM	#329
Minoosh Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 12,227	Originally Posted by fuelair Well said, my dear!!!!!!!!! Thank you! Good to "see" you ...

6th December 2018, 09:05 PM	#330
LSSBB Devilish Dictionarian Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: An elusive house at Bachelors Grove Cemetery Posts: 20,058	Originally Posted by Minoosh Fungus Phallus. Fungus McPhallus scans better, IMO.
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6th December 2018, 11:13 PM	#331
Minoosh Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 12,227	Originally Posted by LSSBB Fungus McPhallus scans better, IMO. Much better, thanks.

7th December 2018, 07:01 AM	#332
Doubt Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 7,156	The Black Hole King? A variant of the Sun King, which was Louis XIV. In Louis's case, all power radiated from him and he controlled everything. In Trump's case, He sucks in everything and nothing escapes without a lot of effort that could have been better used for something else.
Doubt Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 7,156	__________________ 45 es un titere

7th December 2018, 12:55 PM	#333
jimbob Uncritical "thinker" Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: UK Posts: 22,774	Originally Posted by Doubt The Black Hole King? A variant of the Sun King, which was Louis XIV. In Louis's case, all power radiated from him and he controlled everything. In Trump's case, He sucks in everything and nothing escapes without a lot of effort that could have been better used for something else. Not too keen on it. Something short and scans well and which if Trump hears it, will make him feel humiliated (and yes, with his fragile personality, he gets humiliated very easily). "Fungus McPhallus" does this quite well
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7th December 2018, 05:55 PM	#334
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Actually there are a lot of nicknames for it!!!!! Think Googleplex………...
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7th December 2018, 05:57 PM	#335
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 17,969	Prisoner #45.

10th December 2018, 08:11 AM	#336
Hellbound Merchant of Doom Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not in Hell, but I can see it from here on a clear day... Posts: 14,386	Originally Posted by Stacyhs Prisoner #45. "The Defendant"

10th December 2018, 08:37 AM	#337
Upchurch Papa Funkosophy Join Date: May 2002 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 32,372	Unless my search fu is weak, I can't believe no one has tried "Dummy Donnie".
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10th December 2018, 08:40 AM	#338
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Dumb Donnie Doodie Pants
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581

10th December 2018, 08:42 AM	#339
Doubt Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 7,156	Originally Posted by Upchurch Unless my search fu is weak, I can't believe no one has tried "Dummy Donnie". With that name he could have a follow on career giving bad advice columnist. "Dear Donny Dummy,"
Doubt Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 7,156	__________________ 45 es un titere

10th December 2018, 08:46 AM	#340
The Great Zaganza Maledictorian Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 14,607	Given that he compares himself with The King: "The Great Pretender"
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10th December 2018, 09:23 AM	#341
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by acbytesla Trump called a lot of his political opponents by a simple demeaning nickname. Little Marco Rubio, Lying Ted Cruz, Low Energy Jeb, Crispy Creme Christie etc. But I think it's time for everyone to call him a nickname. I 've been trying to think of a good nickname for him. So many come to mind. Pussy Grabber, Deceitful Don, Drumpf Trump, Lying Turd or alternatively Lying POS. But I think after his submissive obsequious performance with Putin, I've been thinking Treasonous Trump or Traitor Trump. Any ideas? I'll put them up for a vote later. . Trump: busy tootin' Putin's flute!!!!
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581

10th December 2018, 09:27 AM	#342
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by The Big Dog Probably "Mr. President." Fantastic thread Nope, trump is no president -except in current name. It is just slime and incompetence combined.
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581

10th December 2018, 09:31 AM	#343
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	ButtBreath Whackofferton
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581

10th December 2018, 09:37 AM	#344
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by acbytesla Ahhh. I have no idea what actually works with voters. I can guess though however. I find it surprising that anyone voted for what was clearly a despicable dishonest person. How this turd even won a primary is beyond me. I listened to and read his speeches and was convinced he is really a very awful human being. Self centered, dishonest, sexist, racist and void of any personal integrity. My theory about the nicknames is that it may have made some people see him as strong and dominant. The alpha dog in the pack. But swords are double edge. Tag him with an accurate nickname and another picture is created. The reason they voted for it was they had jealousy in their hearts and heads OR for the mid-west hatred of the real US on the coasts that provide money, art, creativity and entertainment and an economy.
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581

10th December 2018, 09:42 AM	#345
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by portlandatheist my favorites are Mother ******** Traitor Trump Putin's Poodle Orange Menace Piece of Dog ** Dead Grandmothers molester
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581

10th December 2018, 09:46 AM	#346
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by theprestige Do you think there's a nickname that, if it gained widespread popularity, would significantly increase the chances of impeachment? Seems like that would be the Holy Grail of Trump nicknames. Not really, enough republickers in the government would have to grow a pair to be able to get the necessary job done before the republickers become a very big Fail. Right now they fear it too much..
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581

10th December 2018, 09:48 AM	#347
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by Stacyhs Even if I agreed with all of Trump's politics, I would never vote for him. He's a despicable human being who is rotten from the inside out. That's why I have no respect for those who say they dislike his behavior but would vote for him anyway. Well said indeed!!!!!
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581

13th December 2018, 08:02 PM	#348
Polaris Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 11,396	Sunkist Kaiser. Prone to outlandish and belligerent statements in public and private, grossly unqualified, macho personality to make up for a withered appendage, etc.
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15th December 2018, 11:04 PM	#349
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by The Great Zaganza Given that he compares himself with The King: "The Great Pretender" "The Great RearEnder"
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581

15th December 2018, 11:05 PM	#350
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by Polaris Sunkist Kaiser. Prone to outlandish and belligerent statements in public and private, grossly unqualified, macho personality to make up for a withered appendage, etc. And I am quite certain we all know which of his appendages is well and truly withered - though he is still hands on with it!!
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581

21st December 2018, 07:48 PM	#351
alfaniner Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sorth Dakonsin Posts: 24,839	"Slats" Best when whispered out of the corner of your mouth.
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21st December 2018, 08:03 PM	#352
Toontown Philosopher Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,595	1. Vlad's prize hog or I've often been annoyed while having to listen to him talk. One of his most annoying habits is hissing. When a word ends in "s" he hisses it out for a long time. He seems to contrive to end sentences in words ending in "s" just so he can do that. so 2. Hissy Cat
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22nd December 2018, 10:54 AM	#353
Toontown Philosopher Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,595	Don the Trumpkin farmer needs to diversify, but doesn't know how to grow anything except Trumpkins.
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22nd December 2018, 12:28 PM	#354
Polaris Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 11,396	False Vladimir I
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22nd December 2018, 04:13 PM	#355
theprestige Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 49,500	Guy's gonna be president for 8 years, and the day he leaves office his most ardent haters will still be trying figure out what his name is.