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View Poll Results: The Trump Autobiography --
I will buy the book from a source that will ensure that Trump gets some money from me and I will at least try to read the book. 0 0%
I will obtain the book from a source which will ensure that Trump does not get any money from me and I will at least try read the book. 5 11.11%
I will not obtain the book in any way and I have no intentions of reading this book. 35 77.78%
Planet X option 5 11.11%
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Old 29th December 2020, 11:18 AM   #1
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Trump Autobiography

Trump Autobiography

I am just curious, ...

Since Trump never misses a chance to make some decent money for himself, and since Trump never misses a chance to shamelessly promote himself, then I expect that Trump will publish his autobiography which will focus on his time as President within the next few weeks.

So, I was just wondering, will anyone here on the Forum read such a text?

As for me, I expect that I would try to read such a book. However, I would buy a used copy of the the book at a place like a flea market, a yard sale, or some such other thing in order to prevent any of the proceedes from such a sale going to POS like Trump.

Thanks much.
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Old 29th December 2020, 11:22 AM   #2
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I believe there are laws in place to prevent criminals from profiting off of books about their crimes.
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Old 29th December 2020, 11:25 AM   #3
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I suspect it will be neither an autobiography nor nonfiction.
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I can't imagine wanting to read a word of it. If he writes it himself, it'll be unreadable anyway.

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Old 29th December 2020, 11:30 AM   #5
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He's only going to need two letters for the entire text.

"M" and "E".
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I can't imagine wanting to read a word of it. If he writes it himself, it'll be unreadable anyway.

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He probably won't write it. I'm pretty sure all of "his" previous books have been ghostwritten.
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Old 29th December 2020, 01:23 PM   #8
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Not even. It'll be a short comic strip with matching vocabulary.

Eta: chose no-money-but-try-to-read option, just in case there is something relevant to the future or understanding the past in there, but a summary from a trusted source would probably do just as well
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Old 29th December 2020, 02:20 PM   #9
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The guy who ghost wrote "Art Of The Deal" has turned on Trump, and described working with him like working with a spoiled, obnoxious 8 year old given to temper tantrums if he did not get his way.. A year ago he pretty much predicted exactly how Trump would behave if he lost the election.
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I read Mein Kampf in high school.
That's unfair to Hitler, he probably wrote it himself.
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"Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV. My Life." by Donald J. Trump.
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I would for a laugh.
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Old 29th December 2020, 06:40 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by Elagabalus View Post
"Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV. My Life." by Donald J. Trump.
"Trump - How I made online forums repetitively boring with everyone bringing me up in every thread" - Donald Trump - Available on audible
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Originally Posted by cullennz View Post
"Trump - How I made online forums repetitively boring with everyone bringing me up in every thread" - Donald Trump - Available on audible
Alternative Title: "It's a Thread About Me!: Don't Pitch a Hissy Fit About Being Bored Reading Posts About Me if You Clicked the Link (And Thanks for Buying My Book!)"
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Originally Posted by angrysoba View Post
Alternative Title: "It's a Thread About Me!: Don't Pitch a Hissy Fit About Being Bored Reading Posts About Me if You Clicked the Link (And Thanks for Buying My Book!)"
Lol
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Old 29th December 2020, 07:04 PM   #17
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Trump Autobiography...
Will be written in Sharpie and consist of two pages.

Text reads: I am the greatest, most popular president ever and hold the record for the largest inauguration crowd.

[/insert spelling mistakes and insert or remove punctuation for realism]
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Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
Will be written in Sharpie and consist of two pages.

Text reads: I am the greatest, most popular president ever and hold the record for the largest inauguration crowd.

[/insert spelling mistakes and insert or remove punctuation for realism]
I think there should be a few pages dedicated to people who he is currently upset with... Kenyan guy Barak HUSSAIN Obama!, Crooked Hillary, boring musician John Legend, etc...
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"Trump - How I achieved the hair, while being the bestest president evers" "Forward by Tucker Carlson and Roseanne Barr"
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Several of his ex staffers already wrote books of how his reign of blunders and tantrums went. I would trust those for accuracy over his version.

I imagine the first chapter would be his version of the SNL Frankenstein skits.
Instead of " fire bad! ". It would be " trump great!!! "

But it can't have too many big words in it or his " good people " will have trouble reading it.
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Same with the younger Bush and Bill Clinton tbf
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"Trump - How I achieved the hair, while being the bestest president evers" "Forward by Tucker Carlson and Roseanne Barr"
Isn't Ass-Backward more appropriate?
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Old 30th December 2020, 05:04 AM   #23
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I will read the reviews but not the book itself.
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It'd be the funniest book ever. Rather like Don Trump Junior's tweet yesterday that Trump was now 'more admired' than Obama. Comedy gold.
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I'll read the flap of the dustjacket, for free, after the library gets it.
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Will the printed edition retain the original colours of the crayons used to write it?
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Old 31st December 2020, 03:40 AM   #27
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It'd be the funniest book ever. Rather like Don Trump Junior's tweet yesterday that Trump was now 'more admired' than Obama. Comedy gold.
The weirdest point is so many still do care.

He is gone. Get over it.
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Old 31st December 2020, 09:59 AM   #28
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I'll wait for the tweet.

Seriously, the idea that he might write a book by himself seems comically unlikely. If he does, with help, then I shall not waste a minute in reading it. Instead I'll wait for an eager internet to share any morsels that are worth reading for their unintended comedy, audacious falsehood or staggering delusion.
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Old 31st December 2020, 02:06 PM   #29
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According to Trump, he's already written this book and published it. It's at the top of the New York bestseller list right now!
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Several of his ex staffers already wrote books of how his reign of blunders and tantrums went. I would trust those for accuracy over his version.

I imagine the first chapter would be his version of the SNL Frankenstein skits.
Instead of " fire bad! ". It would be " trump great!!! "

But it can't have too many big words in it or his " good people " will have trouble reading it.
He wants in on the gravy train, nothing else.
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He probably won't write it. I'm pretty sure all of "his" previous books have been ghostwritten.
You have doubt about these things?

He can barely speak at a 4th grade level, how would he possibly write an autobiography?
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I'd pinch it and throw it in a dumpster.
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Originally Posted by Skeptic Ginger View Post
You have doubt about these things?

He can barely speak at a 4th grade level, how would he possibly write an autobiography?
He needs a sharpie to sign legislation, in lieu of a crayon presumably. But, of course, he can (two-thumbs??) type. So expect a biography as a collection of short, unrelated, whiny, misspelled tweets that cut off half way through the book when Twitter takes down his account.
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Get all the remaindered copies cheap and build a wall somewhere?
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Get all the remaindered copies cheap and build a wall somewhere?
No doubt future archeologists will find rooms full of Trump books when excavating former GOP offices.
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An autobiography? Why would anyone want his vainglorious coloring book?

Actually, I'm kidding, there are still fools that consider him honest, thoughtful, caring, or otherwise possessing positive character traits.
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No doubt future archeologists will find rooms full of Trump books when excavating former GOP offices.
Or just recent landlords!
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Or just recent landlords!
Or quack New York doctors' rooms.
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He can write an autobiography. Very simple. Titled
"All my tweets" by D. Trump.
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