[Ed] Jesus Guns Babies - Page 4

lobosrul5 · 9th June 2022, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by Fast Eddie B

I think they might say, “It’s a good thing we included a straightforward provision to repeal or modify any Amendment, or add new Amendments, in order to keep up with changing societal norms.” The problem right now is that “the people”, through their representatives, don’t support repealing or modifying the Second Amendment in sufficient numbers to make it happen. A single word change from “the right of the people…” to “the right of the militia…” would do it. I just don’t see it happening any time soon.

Not if the SCOTUS says any private group calling itself a militia... qualifies as a well regulated militia.

The Great Zaganza · 9th June 2022, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by lobosrul5

Not if the SCOTUS says any private group calling itself a militia... qualifies as a well regulated militia.

If they are well -regulated, they should be able to provide a membership list - just forward it to Homeland Security

Warp12 · 25th June 2022, 02:06 AM

This has been a pretty solid week for this platform.

shemp · 22nd May 2023, 08:40 PM

She's back, and has added Flat Earth nonsense to her repertoire:

Quote:

Kandiss Taylor, who ran for governor in 2022 and recently became a Georgia GOP district chair, is a flat earther: "Everywhere there's globes ... and that's what they do to brainwash."

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/s...77910959730688

RoboTimbo · 22nd May 2023, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by shemp

It's not a lost Nirvana album:

https://twitter.com/ariehkovler/stat...32545218928642

Jesus has been visiting a lot of schools.

PitPat · 22nd May 2023, 09:03 PM

And I've been following him around for decades and got a couple of autographs. Doesn't talk much.

Stacyhs · 22nd May 2023, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by shemp

She's back, and has added Flat Earth nonsense to her repertoire:

Quote:

Quote:
Kandiss Taylor, who ran for governor in 2022 and recently became a Georgia GOP district chair, is a flat earther: "Everywhere there's globes ... and that's what they do to brainwash."

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/s...77910959730688

I'd love to hear her explanation as to why ships don't fall off the edge of the world and airplanes don't just fly off into the black void.

Norman Alexander · 22nd May 2023, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by Stacyhs

http://www.internationalskeptics.com...c567ad72c7.png

I'd love to hear her explanation as to why ships don't fall off the edge of the world and airplanes don't just fly off into the black void.

I've seen those explanations. They do not, under any sane circumstances whatever, hang together logically. Or even illogically. It is just a child-like fantasy that things work like in self-created unicorn-rainbow-fart fairy stories. There really is a door to Narnia at the back of the cupboard (or wherever).

slyjoe · 23rd May 2023, 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by Stacyhs

http://www.internationalskeptics.com...c567ad72c7.png

I'd love to hear her explanation as to why ships don't fall off the edge of the world and airplanes don't just fly off into the black void.

Are we sure she's a flat-earther? She just said she sees globes and they are used to brainwash people. Maybe she has uncovered globegate.

And shouldn't some of these people actually be brainwashed? They seem to have a lot of crap in their brains.

The Great Zaganza · 23rd May 2023, 05:24 AM

I'd like to hear a flat earther explanation about why you see the sunlight on the tip of a mountain/tall building first at sunrise and last at sunset.

The Don · 23rd May 2023, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by The Great Zaganza

I'd like to hear a flat earther explanation about why you see the sunlight on the tip of a mountain/tall building first at sunrise and last at sunset.

You're able to see a bit over the edge of the flat Earth.

Same reason I can see more of the wall behind the TV if I stand than I can if I'm seated.

W.D.Clinger · 23rd May 2023, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by shemp

She's back, and has added Flat Earth nonsense to her repertoire:

Quote:

Kandiss Taylor, who ran for governor in 2022 and recently became a Georgia GOP district chair, is a flat earther: "Everywhere there's globes ... and that's what they do to brainwash."

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/s...77910959730688

Person holding globe: We all live in the same world.
Kandiss Taylor: Well I don't!

Gord_in_Toronto · 23rd May 2023, 08:49 AM

If the globular Earth is a vast conspiracy of all scientists, historians and a brainwashed population, would you trust your mother? Buy her a bus ticket to a city a few thousand miles away, phone her at noon and ask her where the sun is in the sky where she is. Would she lie to you?

Stacyhs · 23rd May 2023, 10:20 AM

The fact that this nut job is a GOP district chair says so much about today's GOP. The insane asylum really is being run by the inmates.

Lukraak_Sisser · 23rd May 2023, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by slyjoe

Are we sure she's a flat-earther? She just said she sees globes and they are used to brainwash people. Maybe she has uncovered globegate.

And shouldn't some of these people actually be brainwashed? They seem to have a lot of crap in their brains.

Isn't it because globes show that the US is not 100X larger than all other countries?
And shows other countries exist when they should not?

welshdean · 23rd May 2023, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by Lukraak_Sisser

Isn't it because globes show that the US is not 100X larger than all other countries?
And shows other countries exist when they should not?

It shows that the USA isn't at the centre of the earth.

Norman Alexander · 23rd May 2023, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by Lukraak_Sisser

Isn't it because globes show that the US is not 100X larger than all other countries?
And shows other countries exist when they should not?

Originally Posted by welshdean

It shows that the USA isn't at the centre of the earth.

Globes, and indeed maps and atlases, show that other countries exist, full stop. Places she has never heard of, like Canada and Mexico. And Africa and Asia and Australia, and more besides. And so many oceans! Why, there's a whole imaginary world that she never knew existed!

Foster Zygote · 24th May 2023, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by Stacyhs

http://www.internationalskeptics.com...c567ad72c7.png

I'd love to hear her explanation as to why ships don't fall off the edge of the world and airplanes don't just fly off into the black void.

The former is because the Illuminati/shape-shifting alien reptiles/Girl Scouts of America maintain constant patrols around the Antarctic ice wall, sinking anyone who gets too close, harpooning the survivors and feeding them to their ferocious, GMO guard penguins.

The latter is because of the crystal dome, duh.

Foster Zygote · 24th May 2023, 07:22 AM

It is nice to be reminded that I still don't miss Warp12.

Fidelio · 24th May 2023, 01:33 PM

Flat earthers, sure why not. ~~~~Trump and Desantis arguing this point.~~~~ Ah fantasy my friend.

bruto · 24th May 2023, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by Fidelio

Flat earthers, sure why not. ~~~~Trump and Desantis arguing this point.~~~~ Ah fantasy my friend.

No contest. Trump's earth will be the flattest earth ever seen. Not many people know this, but he flattened it himself.

Stacyhs · 24th May 2023, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by Foster Zygote

The former is because the Illuminati/shape-shifting alien reptiles/Girl Scouts of America maintain constant patrols around the Antarctic ice wall, sinking anyone who gets too close, harpooning the survivors and feeding them to their ferocious, GMO guard penguins.

The latter is because of the crystal dome, duh.

I stand corrected.

Girl Scouts are paid by the pharmaceutical companies selling appetite suppressant drugs because they want to keep us fat with their oh, so delicious and irresistible Samoas, shortbread, and Thin (?!)Mints! Damn them to hell!

The Don · 24th May 2023, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Fidelio

Flat earthers, sure why not. ~~~~Trump and Desantis arguing this point.~~~~ Ah fantasy my friend.

Teach the controversy

shemp · 25th May 2023, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by bruto

No contest. Trump's earth will be the flattest earth ever seen. Not many people know this, but he flattened it himself.

He's so fat all he had to do was fall down!

RoboTimbo · 25th May 2023, 02:19 PM

:Seth Meyers voice: Oh we love our flat earth, don't we? We have the best flat earth, much better than those other flat earths of the **** hole countries. When I was President, we made it the flattest earth on Earth. Don't believe Ron DeRoundEarth when he says he can make it flatter!

MarkCorrigan · 26th May 2023, 08:33 AM

It really comes to something when you have someone in your party even more idiotic and despicable than Trump and DeSatan.

Good going Republicans. You did a good job.

9th June 2022, 09:02 AM	#121
lobosrul5 Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 4,739	Originally Posted by Fast Eddie B I think they might say, “It’s a good thing we included a straightforward provision to repeal or modify any Amendment, or add new Amendments, in order to keep up with changing societal norms.” The problem right now is that “the people”, through their representatives, don’t support repealing or modifying the Second Amendment in sufficient numbers to make it happen. A single word change from “the right of the people…” to “the right of the militia…” would do it. I just don’t see it happening any time soon. Not if the SCOTUS says any private group calling itself a militia... qualifies as a well regulated militia.
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9th June 2022, 09:06 AM	#122
The Great Zaganza Maledictorian Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 19,893	Originally Posted by lobosrul5 Not if the SCOTUS says any private group calling itself a militia... qualifies as a well regulated militia. If they are well -regulated, they should be able to provide a membership list - just forward it to Homeland Security
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22nd May 2023, 08:40 PM	#124
shemp a flimsy character...perfidious and despised Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Where the Old Man of the Mountain used to stand Posts: 55,264	She's back, and has added Flat Earth nonsense to her repertoire: Quote: Kandiss Taylor, who ran for governor in 2022 and recently became a Georgia GOP district chair, is a flat earther: "Everywhere there's globes ... and that's what they do to brainwash." https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/s...77910959730688
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22nd May 2023, 11:00 PM	#127
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 30,320	Originally Posted by shemp She's back, and has added Flat Earth nonsense to her repertoire: Quote: Quote: Kandiss Taylor, who ran for governor in 2022 and recently became a Georgia GOP district chair, is a flat earther: "Everywhere there's globes ... and that's what they do to brainwash." https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/s...77910959730688 I'd love to hear her explanation as to why ships don't fall off the edge of the world and airplanes don't just fly off into the black void.
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22nd May 2023, 11:39 PM	#128
Norman Alexander Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Dharug & Gundungurra Posts: 14,982	Originally Posted by Stacyhs http://www.internationalskeptics.com...c567ad72c7.png I'd love to hear her explanation as to why ships don't fall off the edge of the world and airplanes don't just fly off into the black void. I've seen those explanations. They do not, under any sane circumstances whatever, hang together logically. Or even illogically. It is just a child-like fantasy that things work like in self-created unicorn-rainbow-fart fairy stories. There really is a door to Narnia at the back of the cupboard (or wherever).
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25th June 2022, 02:06 AM	#123
Warp12 Banned Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: USA Posts: 7,583	This has been a pretty solid week for this platform.

22nd May 2023, 08:55 PM	#125
RoboTimbo Hostile Nanobacon Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Rachel, KS Posts: 31,723	Originally Posted by shemp It's not a lost Nirvana album: https://twitter.com/ariehkovler/stat...32545218928642 Jesus has been visiting a lot of schools.

22nd May 2023, 09:03 PM	#126
PitPat Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 5,235	And I've been following him around for decades and got a couple of autographs. Doesn't talk much.

23rd May 2023, 05:21 AM	#129
slyjoe Illuminator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Near Harmonica Virgins, AZ Posts: 3,502	Originally Posted by Stacyhs http://www.internationalskeptics.com...c567ad72c7.png I'd love to hear her explanation as to why ships don't fall off the edge of the world and airplanes don't just fly off into the black void. Are we sure she's a flat-earther? She just said she sees globes and they are used to brainwash people. Maybe she has uncovered globegate. And shouldn't some of these people actually be brainwashed? They seem to have a lot of crap in their brains.
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23rd May 2023, 05:24 AM	#130
The Great Zaganza Maledictorian Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 19,893	I'd like to hear a flat earther explanation about why you see the sunlight on the tip of a mountain/tall building first at sunrise and last at sunset.
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23rd May 2023, 07:30 AM	#131
The Don Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sir Fynwy Posts: 36,615	Originally Posted by The Great Zaganza I'd like to hear a flat earther explanation about why you see the sunlight on the tip of a mountain/tall building first at sunrise and last at sunset. You're able to see a bit over the edge of the flat Earth. Same reason I can see more of the wall behind the TV if I stand than I can if I'm seated.

23rd May 2023, 08:36 AM	#132
W.D.Clinger Philosopher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 5,047	Originally Posted by shemp She's back, and has added Flat Earth nonsense to her repertoire: Quote: Kandiss Taylor, who ran for governor in 2022 and recently became a Georgia GOP district chair, is a flat earther: "Everywhere there's globes ... and that's what they do to brainwash." https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/s...77910959730688 Person holding globe: We all live in the same world. Kandiss Taylor: Well I don't!
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23rd May 2023, 08:49 AM	#133
Gord_in_Toronto Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 23,697	If the globular Earth is a vast conspiracy of all scientists, historians and a brainwashed population, would you trust your mother? Buy her a bus ticket to a city a few thousand miles away, phone her at noon and ask her where the sun is in the sky where she is. Would she lie to you?
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23rd May 2023, 10:20 AM	#134
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 30,320	The fact that this nut job is a GOP district chair says so much about today's GOP. The insane asylum really is being run by the inmates.

23rd May 2023, 11:06 AM	#135
Lukraak_Sisser Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,987	Originally Posted by slyjoe Are we sure she's a flat-earther? She just said she sees globes and they are used to brainwash people. Maybe she has uncovered globegate. And shouldn't some of these people actually be brainwashed? They seem to have a lot of crap in their brains. Isn't it because globes show that the US is not 100X larger than all other countries? And shows other countries exist when they should not?

23rd May 2023, 12:28 PM	#136
welshdean Michael McDonald 1967 - 2021 Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 4,430	Originally Posted by Lukraak_Sisser Isn't it because globes show that the US is not 100X larger than all other countries? And shows other countries exist when they should not? It shows that the USA isn't at the centre of the earth.
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23rd May 2023, 01:32 PM	#137
Norman Alexander Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Dharug & Gundungurra Posts: 14,982	Originally Posted by Lukraak_Sisser Isn't it because globes show that the US is not 100X larger than all other countries? And shows other countries exist when they should not? Originally Posted by welshdean It shows that the USA isn't at the centre of the earth. Globes, and indeed maps and atlases, show that other countries exist, full stop. Places she has never heard of, like Canada and Mexico. And Africa and Asia and Australia, and more besides. And so many oceans! Why, there's a whole imaginary world that she never knew existed!
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24th May 2023, 07:21 AM	#138
Foster Zygote Dental Floss Tycoon Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 20,767	Originally Posted by Stacyhs http://www.internationalskeptics.com...c567ad72c7.png I'd love to hear her explanation as to why ships don't fall off the edge of the world and airplanes don't just fly off into the black void. The former is because the Illuminati/shape-shifting alien reptiles/Girl Scouts of America maintain constant patrols around the Antarctic ice wall, sinking anyone who gets too close, harpooning the survivors and feeding them to their ferocious, GMO guard penguins. The latter is because of the crystal dome, duh.
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24th May 2023, 07:22 AM	#139
Foster Zygote Dental Floss Tycoon Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 20,767	It is nice to be reminded that I still don't miss Warp12.
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24th May 2023, 01:33 PM	#140
Fidelio Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The island of Atlanta Posts: 1,147	Flat earthers, sure why not. ~~~~Trump and Desantis arguing this point.~~~~ Ah fantasy my friend.
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24th May 2023, 06:00 PM	#141
bruto Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Way way north of Diddy Wah Diddy Posts: 34,758	Originally Posted by Fidelio Flat earthers, sure why not. ~~~~Trump and Desantis arguing this point.~~~~ Ah fantasy my friend. No contest. Trump's earth will be the flattest earth ever seen. Not many people know this, but he flattened it himself.
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24th May 2023, 07:05 PM	#142
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 30,320	Originally Posted by Foster Zygote The former is because the Illuminati/shape-shifting alien reptiles/Girl Scouts of America maintain constant patrols around the Antarctic ice wall, sinking anyone who gets too close, harpooning the survivors and feeding them to their ferocious, GMO guard penguins. The latter is because of the crystal dome, duh. I stand corrected. Girl Scouts are paid by the pharmaceutical companies selling appetite suppressant drugs because they want to keep us fat with their oh, so delicious and irresistible Samoas, shortbread, and Thin (?!)Mints! Damn them to hell!

24th May 2023, 10:49 PM	#143
The Don Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sir Fynwy Posts: 36,615	Originally Posted by Fidelio Flat earthers, sure why not. ~~~~Trump and Desantis arguing this point.~~~~ Ah fantasy my friend. Teach the controversy

25th May 2023, 01:22 PM	#144
shemp a flimsy character...perfidious and despised Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Where the Old Man of the Mountain used to stand Posts: 55,264	Originally Posted by bruto No contest. Trump's earth will be the flattest earth ever seen. Not many people know this, but he flattened it himself. He's so fat all he had to do was fall down!
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25th May 2023, 02:19 PM	#145
RoboTimbo Hostile Nanobacon Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Rachel, KS Posts: 31,723	:Seth Meyers voice: Oh we love our flat earth, don't we? We have the best flat earth, much better than those other flat earths of the **** hole countries. When I was President, we made it the flattest earth on Earth. Don't believe Ron DeRoundEarth when he says he can make it flatter!

26th May 2023, 08:33 AM	#146
MarkCorrigan ¡No pasarán! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Слава Україні Posts: 11,579	It really comes to something when you have someone in your party even more idiotic and despicable than Trump and DeSatan. Good going Republicans. You did a good job.
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