The Official Alex Jones Thread!

tinribmancer · 7th September 2016, 10:27 AM

Because what would a CT section be, without a topic about the almighty leader of the "Truth" movement?

Some info about him for the lurkers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)

Quote:

Alexander Emerick "Alex" Jones (born February 11, 1974) is an American radio show host, documentary filmmaker, writer, and conspiracy theorist. He hosts The Alex Jones Show from Austin, Texas which airs on the Genesis Communications Network and shortwave station WWCR across the United States and online.

Jones has been the center of many controversies, including his statements about gun control in the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting. He has accused the U.S. government of being involved in the Oklahoma City bombing, the September 11 attacks and the filming of fake Moon landings to hide NASA's secret technology. He believes that government and big business have colluded to create a New World Order through "manufactured economic crises, sophisticated surveillance tech and—above all—inside-job terror attacks that fuel exploitable hysteria."Jones describes himself as a libertarian, paleoconservative and an "aggressive constitutionalist."Jones has been described by others as pro-Russian, conservative, a right-wing conspiracy theorist, and a libertarian.

New York magazine described Jones as "America's leading conspiracy theorist," and the Southern Poverty Law Center describes him as "the most prolific conspiracy theorist in contemporary America." When asked about these labels, Jones said that he is "proud to be listed as a thought criminal against Big Brother."

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Alex_Jones

Quote:

Alex Emerick Jones (born in 1974, replaced by an animatronic puppet sometime after 2010) is a radio entertainer and comedian who specializes in making up conspiracy theories to entertain his audience.

Notoriously hard-to-place ideologically (though clearly located to the right on most topics), Jones' views amount to some kind of high-powered mutant hybrid of libertarianism/paleoconservatism/evangelical protestantism/neoreactionism/miscellaneous. Jones is one of the very few people who can make Glenn Beck look comparatively sane; it gets worse from there.

Alex got his start on Access TV in Austin, peddling basically the same *********, except on a small-time scale. Y2K was what he really pounded the table over, grunting about the end of money and shilling for his gun and survivalist's shop called "The Hardware Store". They specialized in stuff like guns, ammo, MREs and 8-stage water filtration systems. He pimped the hell out of these on his show, promising us all that the end was nigh. Then nothing happened.

Most Texans assumed he was done. Then 9/11 swooped in and bailed the charlatan out.

Some CTers call him a Zionist shill. Other CTers, like kyoon, call him a CIA Agent.

Then there's a conspiracy theory that says that Alex Jones is in fact Bill Hicks (for some reason...).

He's also the host of a show called "infowars" and is good friends with US Presidential candidate Donald Trump.

This is a thread where you can discuss anything about Jonesy boy.

Oh, and incase some of the lurkers don't know what he looks like, this is a picture of him:

sts60 · 7th September 2016, 11:10 AM

He is a professional conspiracy whore. How much of his crap he actually believes is irrelevant. It's all about making money off the gullible. Jones is a vile excuse for a human being.

Cosmic Yak · 7th September 2016, 11:12 AM

I try to stay away from Infowars (There's a moron for your mind!) as much as possible. Not so much because of the conspiratorial bilge sloshing around on the site, but because of the comments on the articles. Sickening, truly sickening. Rampant anti-Semitism and calls for murder and violence everywhere you look.
I did look a couple of days ago, after Malbec stated that CTers were discussing China, Putin and Iran. It turns out they weren't at all. I was so surprised.
One of my favourite Alex Jones moments was an article about gun-related homicides, in which they were arguing that America's more relaxed gun laws (in comparison with, for example, the UK) did not lead to a higher rate of same. As proof, the article linked to a map of the world showing rates of gun-related homicides around the world, in which America had one of the highest rates. Absolute perfection!

threadworm · 7th September 2016, 11:12 AM

I don't see any of the words I would use to describe him in the OP.

tinribmancer · 7th September 2016, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by sts60

He is a professional conspiracy whore. How much of his crap he actually believes is irrelevant. It's all about making money off the gullible. Jones is a vile excuse for a human being.

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user...exjoneschannel

He gains subscribers every day, although he claimed in that Bilderberg video from 2013 that he had 3 mil. followers, yet he has 1.6 mil.

I'm still at a loss why this guy isn't in jail. Especially after the Y2K thing.

Then again, the same question could also be used against AE911Truth...

tinribmancer · 7th September 2016, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Cosmic Yak

I try to stay away from Infowars (There's a moron for your mind!) as much as possible. Not so much because of the conspiratorial bilge sloshing around on the site, but because of the comments on the articles. Sickening, truly sickening. Rampant anti-Semitism and calls for murder and violence everywhere you look.
I did look a couple of days ago, after Malbec stated that CTers were discussing China, Putin and Iran. It turns out they weren't at all. I was so surprised.
One of my favourite Alex Jones moments was an article about gun-related homicides, in which they were arguing that America's more relaxed gun laws (in comparison with, for example, the UK) did not lead to a higher rate of same. As proof, the article linked to a map of the world showing rates of gun-related homicides around the world, in which America had one of the highest rates. Absolute perfection!

Watched one video a few months ago, turned it off after 1 minute. This guy pisses me off. I personally would call his channel "Disinfowars" or "Whackowars".

Also, one of the reasons why I installed the "No Youtube Comments" add-on for Firefox a few months ago.

Originally Posted by threadworm

I don't see any of the words I would use to describe him in the OP.

Those would be censored, I'm afraid. I personally think he's a ********, but that word would be replaced with asterixes.

Oh, and I also think he's a fat sack of crap aswell.

BStrong · 7th September 2016, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by sts60

He is a professional conspiracy whore. How much of his crap he actually believes is irrelevant. It's all about making money off the gullible. Jones is a vile excuse for a human being.

Seconded.

I've seen a video of his NYC antics where he approached a group of in-uniform military service members while they were eating lunch and proceeded to yell, scream and carry-on about their particular part in whatever conspiracy he had in mind, to the point they stopped eating and left just to get away from the *******, to the great amusement of ******* Jones and his followers.

No class.

Brainache · 7th September 2016, 05:02 PM

I'll just leave this here:

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Secret Rulers of the World - Bohemian Grove - Alex Jones & Mike Hanson On British Television

threadworm · 8th September 2016, 04:46 AM

Jones did once appear on a British politics show. Needless to say it's not how it's done over here,and I believe I recall hearing that he pretty much turned it off when the cameras went off.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22832994

Tomtomkent · 8th September 2016, 06:48 AM

If I worked for the Illuminati I would be investing heavily to keep Alex Jones on the public eye. He and David Icke would be great tools for discrediting any CT that is too close to the knuckle.

BillC · 8th September 2016, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by threadworm

I believe I recall hearing that he pretty much turned it off when the cameras went off

You are correct: Andrew Neil reported that as soon as Jones realised filming was over, he became perfectly normal.

Pacal · 8th September 2016, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by BillC

You are correct: Andrew Neil reported that as soon as Jones realised filming was over, he became perfectly normal.

Alex Jones is a con-man who quite deliberately is stoking outrage by means of faux hysteria. To me it is painfully obvious he doesn't believe the bilge he utters. And of course all this bilge has been an enormous gravy train for him.

The bottom line is that he has been uttering hysteria screeds and predicting all sorts of terrible things, which he has repeatedly said will happen and which don't happen for more than two decades now. The man lies with great ease all in order to pour money into his pocket. He is an actor and his hysterical "public" persona is part of an act designed to con the public so of course when the public isn't watching the act stops.

As for Alex Jones success rate with his predictions may I suggest the following YouTube videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwURLwd8pEA

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxt_bEDdTTc

tinribmancer · 8th September 2016, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by threadworm

Jones did once appear on a British politics show. Needless to say it's not how it's done over here,and I believe I recall hearing that he pretty much turned it off when the cameras went off.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22832994

That's the video I saw on Youtube.

50 Mil. youtube viewers a month. Gee, I wonder why Socialblade says that he has +34,480,500 views a month (still is troublesome to see he has this many viewers)? Guess Socialblade is controlled by the evil Gobmint.

And he has no manners.

cantonear1968 · 8th September 2016, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by tinribmancer

Because what would a CT section be, without a topic about the almighty leader of the "Truth" movement?

Quote:

He pimped the hell out of [Y2K] on his show, promising us all that the end was nigh. Then nothing happened.

Most Texans assumed he was done. Then 9/11 swooped in and bailed the charlatan out.

Wouldn't that be proof positive Alex Jones committed 9/11? Apparently gaining something is all the evidence you need that you were in on it. Just ask him.

cantonear1968 · 8th September 2016, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by Pacal

Alex Jones is a con-man who quite deliberately is stoking outrage by means of faux hysteria.

Now who else is that reminding me of.....

marplots · 8th September 2016, 11:22 AM

He masturbates my brain. It feels good, even when I know it's bad.

Jrrarglblarg · 8th September 2016, 12:45 PM

I approve of a one-thread solution for Jones.

Bubba · 8th September 2016, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by tinribmancer

Because what would a CT section be, without a topic about the almighty leader of the "Truth" movement?

Some info about him for the lurkers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Alex_Jones

Some CTers call him a Zionist shill. Other CTers, like kyoon, call him a CIA Agent.

Then there's a conspiracy theory that says that Alex Jones is in fact Bill Hicks (for some reason...).

He's also the host of a show called "infowars" and is good friends with US Presidential candidate Donald Trump.

This is a thread where you can discuss anything about Jonesy boy.

Oh, and incase some of the lurkers don't know what he looks like, this is a picture of him:

http://i63.tinypic.com/16kxbnl.png

Good for you, and for anyone else Jones is new to.

I dont know for certain but I'd bet older members here have known about Jones for decades. Jones would be nothing new to them .

I first noticed him at least since yr 1998, maybe earlier.
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Marcus · 8th September 2016, 05:31 PM

He was on local (Austin) radio until this year. Fairly entertaining wackiness, but after a while I would tire of the screaming and turn him off.

Cosmic Yak · 9th September 2016, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by cantonear1968

Wouldn't that be proof positive Alex Jones committed 9/11? Apparently gaining something is all the evidence you need that you were in on it. Just ask him.

So he made out like a pundit,then?

cantonear1968 · 9th September 2016, 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by Cosmic Yak

So he made out like a pundit,then?

Well played Sir!

Cosmic Yak · 9th September 2016, 04:40 AM

I must admit I'm quite proud of that one.

cantonear1968 · 9th September 2016, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by Cosmic Yak

I must admit I'm quite proud of that one.

As well you should be!

dudalb · 9th September 2016, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by tinribmancer

Because what would a CT section be, without a topic about the almighty leader of the "Truth" movement?

Some info about him for the lurkers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Alex_Jones

Some CTers call him a Zionist shill. Other CTers, like kyoon, call him a CIA Agent.

Then there's a conspiracy theory that says that Alex Jones is in fact Bill Hicks (for some reason...).

He's also the host of a show called "infowars" and is good friends with US Presidential candidate Donald Trump.

This is a thread where you can discuss anything about Jonesy boy.

Oh, and incase some of the lurkers don't know what he looks like, this is a picture of him:

http://i63.tinypic.com/16kxbnl.png

He has the Joker make up, but his body build is pure Penguin.....

Reactor drone · 9th September 2016, 04:54 PM

I tend to think of this when I hear the name Alex Jones.

So much better.

rwguinn · 10th September 2016, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Reactor drone

I tend to think of this when I hear the name Alex Jones.

So much better.

Damn lucky Ukers...

CORed · 10th September 2016, 01:44 PM

I'd offer to trade our Alex Jones for the UK's, but there's no way they're dumb enough to take that offer.

fitzgibbon · 12th September 2016, 05:25 PM

Who can forget the time his bullhorn microphone wire got cut? Pity it was only a temporary reprieve

Fitz

CORed · 15th September 2016, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by Jrrarglblarg

I approve of a one-thread solution for Jones.

It's second best to a zero-thread solution.

threadworm · 19th September 2016, 11:29 AM

Any word on a Jonesian pronouncement about false flag actions allowing government agents to come round and confiscate your ability to cook pulses quickly and economically?

CORed · 19th September 2016, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by threadworm

Any word on a Jonesian pronouncement about false flag actions allowing government agents to come round and confiscate your ability to cook pulses quickly and economically?

They will get my pressure cooker when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

tinribmancer · 19th September 2016, 02:45 PM

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From Jonesyboy's disinfowars channel.

rambaldi · 14th October 2016, 04:28 AM

Originally Posted by Cosmic Yak

I did look a couple of days ago, after Malbec stated that CTers were discussing China, Putin and Iran. It turns out they weren't at all. I was so surprised.

tinribmancer · 19th October 2016, 01:19 PM

pics:

dudalb · 24th October 2016, 02:46 PM

Jones is now claiming that this message will change the course of the election and save the world:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/a...ds-population/

jaydeehess · 24th October 2016, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by tinribmancer

pics:

http://i66.tinypic.com/2pyxn5v.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/48Cf7J2.jpg

Shouldn't that be "keep calm and collected" for Piers Morgan?

Marcus · 24th October 2016, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by dudalb

Jones is now claiming that this message will change the course of the election and save the world:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/a...ds-population/

What fun. What will his excuse be when Trump loses and we don't have a "worldwide financial meltdown"? Inquiring minds want to know.

tinribmancer · 24th October 2016, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by jaydeehess

Shouldn't that be "keep calm and collected" for Piers Morgan?

The guy who made those pics isn't American (Italian, iirc).

And from the comments on this pic, alot of deviantart users hate Piers Morgan and find him arrogant. Perhaps some of them think he collects money or something? Should also add that the artist from these pics takes requests, so.

Originally Posted by Marcus

What fun. What will his excuse be when Trump loses and we don't have a "worldwide financial meltdown"? Inquiring minds want to know.

That "they" wanted us to think that a World War would happen to "scare the population"?

gypsyjackson · 24th October 2016, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by tinribmancer

The guy who made those pics isn't American (Italian, iirc).

And from the comments on this pic, alot of deviantart users hate Piers Morgan and find him arrogant. Perhaps some of them think he collects money or something?

For info, I think a majority of people in the UK who care either way (rather than being ambivalent) dislike Piers Morgan. He was editor of three tabloid newspapers (at least) here, and developed a reputation for being smug and ingratiating. His papers were involved in phone hacking and in one case published faked photos which were meant to show UK troops abusing Iraqi citizens and urinating on the dead.

One satirical magazine here always refers to him as Piers Moron.

ETA - I think Stephen Fry once defined Countryside as the killing of Piers Morgan (I can edit this if that is against the MA, but I think it's OK).

Civet · 24th October 2016, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Marcus

What fun. What will his excuse be when Trump loses and we don't have a "worldwide financial meltdown"? Inquiring minds want to know.

Obviously Jones and his followers will simply admit they were wrong, humbly apologize to anyone who was misled and concede that the HRC administration is not as awful as they expected it to be. Like how their ilk apologized for saying that Obama was going to take our guns and Obamacare was going to kill my granny with its death panels and such.

In all seriousness, it's his unwillingness to admit to being wrong about these things after the fact that contributes to my doubts about his sincerity.

7th September 2016, 10:27 AM	#1
tinribmancer Hasbarian NWO Templar Cattle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: The Intergalatic Solar System! Posts: 1,692	The Official Alex Jones Thread! Because what would a CT section be, without a topic about the almighty leader of the "Truth" movement? Some info about him for the lurkers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host) Quote: Alexander Emerick "Alex" Jones (born February 11, 1974) is an American radio show host, documentary filmmaker, writer, and conspiracy theorist. He hosts The Alex Jones Show from Austin, Texas which airs on the Genesis Communications Network and shortwave station WWCR across the United States and online. Jones has been the center of many controversies, including his statements about gun control in the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting. He has accused the U.S. government of being involved in the Oklahoma City bombing, the September 11 attacks and the filming of fake Moon landings to hide NASA's secret technology. He believes that government and big business have colluded to create a New World Order through "manufactured economic crises, sophisticated surveillance tech and—above all—inside-job terror attacks that fuel exploitable hysteria."Jones describes himself as a libertarian, paleoconservative and an "aggressive constitutionalist."Jones has been described by others as pro-Russian, conservative, a right-wing conspiracy theorist, and a libertarian. New York magazine described Jones as "America's leading conspiracy theorist," and the Southern Poverty Law Center describes him as "the most prolific conspiracy theorist in contemporary America." When asked about these labels, Jones said that he is "proud to be listed as a thought criminal against Big Brother." http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Alex_Jones Quote: Alex Emerick Jones (born in 1974, replaced by an animatronic puppet sometime after 2010) is a radio entertainer and comedian who specializes in making up conspiracy theories to entertain his audience. Notoriously hard-to-place ideologically (though clearly located to the right on most topics), Jones' views amount to some kind of high-powered mutant hybrid of libertarianism/paleoconservatism/evangelical protestantism/neoreactionism/miscellaneous. Jones is one of the very few people who can make Glenn Beck look comparatively sane; it gets worse from there. Alex got his start on Access TV in Austin, peddling basically the same *********, except on a small-time scale. Y2K was what he really pounded the table over, grunting about the end of money and shilling for his gun and survivalist's shop called "The Hardware Store". They specialized in stuff like guns, ammo, MREs and 8-stage water filtration systems. He pimped the hell out of these on his show, promising us all that the end was nigh. Then nothing happened. Most Texans assumed he was done. Then 9/11 swooped in and bailed the charlatan out. Some CTers call him a Zionist shill. Other CTers, like kyoon, call him a CIA Agent. Then there's a conspiracy theory that says that Alex Jones is in fact Bill Hicks (for some reason...). He's also the host of a show called "infowars" and is good friends with US Presidential candidate Donald Trump. This is a thread where you can discuss anything about Jonesy boy. Officially approved by the NWO... Oh, and incase some of the lurkers don't know what he looks like, this is a picture of him:
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7th September 2016, 11:10 AM	#2
sts60 Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 4,076	He is a professional conspiracy whore. How much of his crap he actually believes is irrelevant. It's all about making money off the gullible. Jones is a vile excuse for a human being.
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7th September 2016, 11:12 AM	#3
Cosmic Yak Philosopher Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Where there's never a road broader than the back of your hand. Posts: 6,368	I try to stay away from Infowars (There's a moron for your mind!) as much as possible. Not so much because of the conspiratorial bilge sloshing around on the site, but because of the comments on the articles. Sickening, truly sickening. Rampant anti-Semitism and calls for murder and violence everywhere you look. I did look a couple of days ago, after Malbec stated that CTers were discussing China, Putin and Iran. It turns out they weren't at all. I was so surprised. One of my favourite Alex Jones moments was an article about gun-related homicides, in which they were arguing that America's more relaxed gun laws (in comparison with, for example, the UK) did not lead to a higher rate of same. As proof, the article linked to a map of the world showing rates of gun-related homicides around the world, in which America had one of the highest rates. Absolute perfection!
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7th September 2016, 11:12 AM	#4
threadworm Graduate Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 1,828	I don't see any of the words I would use to describe him in the OP.
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7th September 2016, 11:24 AM	#5
tinribmancer Hasbarian NWO Templar Cattle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: The Intergalatic Solar System! Posts: 1,692	Originally Posted by sts60 He is a professional conspiracy whore. How much of his crap he actually believes is irrelevant. It's all about making money off the gullible. Jones is a vile excuse for a human being. https://socialblade.com/youtube/user...exjoneschannel He gains subscribers every day, although he claimed in that Bilderberg video from 2013 that he had 3 mil. followers, yet he has 1.6 mil. I'm still at a loss why this guy isn't in jail. Especially after the Y2K thing. Then again, the same question could also be used against AE911Truth...
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7th September 2016, 12:03 PM	#6
tinribmancer Hasbarian NWO Templar Cattle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: The Intergalatic Solar System! Posts: 1,692	Originally Posted by Cosmic Yak I try to stay away from Infowars (There's a moron for your mind!) as much as possible. Not so much because of the conspiratorial bilge sloshing around on the site, but because of the comments on the articles. Sickening, truly sickening. Rampant anti-Semitism and calls for murder and violence everywhere you look. I did look a couple of days ago, after Malbec stated that CTers were discussing China, Putin and Iran. It turns out they weren't at all. I was so surprised. One of my favourite Alex Jones moments was an article about gun-related homicides, in which they were arguing that America's more relaxed gun laws (in comparison with, for example, the UK) did not lead to a higher rate of same. As proof, the article linked to a map of the world showing rates of gun-related homicides around the world, in which America had one of the highest rates. Absolute perfection! Watched one video a few months ago, turned it off after 1 minute. This guy pisses me off. I personally would call his channel "Disinfowars" or "Whackowars". Also, one of the reasons why I installed the "No Youtube Comments" add-on for Firefox a few months ago. Originally Posted by threadworm I don't see any of the words I would use to describe him in the OP. Those would be censored, I'm afraid. I personally think he's a ********, but that word would be replaced with asterixes. Oh, and I also think he's a fat sack of crap aswell.
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7th September 2016, 12:25 PM	#7
BStrong Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: San Francisco Posts: 13,087	Originally Posted by sts60 He is a professional conspiracy whore. How much of his crap he actually believes is irrelevant. It's all about making money off the gullible. Jones is a vile excuse for a human being. Seconded. I've seen a video of his NYC antics where he approached a group of in-uniform military service members while they were eating lunch and proceeded to yell, scream and carry-on about their particular part in whatever conspiracy he had in mind, to the point they stopped eating and left just to get away from the *****, to the great amusement of ***** Jones and his followers. No class.
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8th September 2016, 04:46 AM	#9
threadworm Graduate Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 1,828	Jones did once appear on a British politics show. Needless to say it's not how it's done over here,and I believe I recall hearing that he pretty much turned it off when the cameras went off. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22832994
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8th September 2016, 06:48 AM	#10
Tomtomkent Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 8,607	If I worked for the Illuminati I would be investing heavily to keep Alex Jones on the public eye. He and David Icke would be great tools for discrediting any CT that is too close to the knuckle.
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8th September 2016, 07:00 AM	#11
BillC Bazooka Joe Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,916	Originally Posted by threadworm I believe I recall hearing that he pretty much turned it off when the cameras went off You are correct: Andrew Neil reported that as soon as Jones realised filming was over, he became perfectly normal.
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8th September 2016, 07:31 AM	#12
Pacal Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,448	Originally Posted by BillC You are correct: Andrew Neil reported that as soon as Jones realised filming was over, he became perfectly normal. Alex Jones is a con-man who quite deliberately is stoking outrage by means of faux hysteria. To me it is painfully obvious he doesn't believe the bilge he utters. And of course all this bilge has been an enormous gravy train for him. The bottom line is that he has been uttering hysteria screeds and predicting all sorts of terrible things, which he has repeatedly said will happen and which don't happen for more than two decades now. The man lies with great ease all in order to pour money into his pocket. He is an actor and his hysterical "public" persona is part of an act designed to con the public so of course when the public isn't watching the act stops. As for Alex Jones success rate with his predictions may I suggest the following YouTube videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwURLwd8pEA and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxt_bEDdTTc

8th September 2016, 10:06 AM	#13
tinribmancer Hasbarian NWO Templar Cattle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: The Intergalatic Solar System! Posts: 1,692	Originally Posted by threadworm Jones did once appear on a British politics show. Needless to say it's not how it's done over here,and I believe I recall hearing that he pretty much turned it off when the cameras went off. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22832994 That's the video I saw on Youtube. 50 Mil. youtube viewers a month. Gee, I wonder why Socialblade says that he has +34,480,500 views a month (still is troublesome to see he has this many viewers)? Guess Socialblade is controlled by the evil Gobmint. And he has no manners.
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8th September 2016, 10:43 AM	#14
cantonear1968 Graduate Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,657	Originally Posted by tinribmancer Because what would a CT section be, without a topic about the almighty leader of the "Truth" movement? Quote: He pimped the hell out of [Y2K] on his show, promising us all that the end was nigh. Then nothing happened. Most Texans assumed he was done. Then 9/11 swooped in and bailed the charlatan out. Wouldn't that be proof positive Alex Jones committed 9/11? Apparently gaining something is all the evidence you need that you were in on it. Just ask him.
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8th September 2016, 10:45 AM	#15
cantonear1968 Graduate Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,657	Originally Posted by Pacal Alex Jones is a con-man who quite deliberately is stoking outrage by means of faux hysteria. Now who else is that reminding me of.....
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8th September 2016, 11:22 AM	#16
marplots Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 29,167	He masturbates my brain. It feels good, even when I know it's bad.

8th September 2016, 12:45 PM	#17
Jrrarglblarg Guest Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 12,673	I approve of a one-thread solution for Jones.
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8th September 2016, 04:43 PM	#18
Bubba Banned Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 6,556	Originally Posted by tinribmancer Because what would a CT section be, without a topic about the almighty leader of the "Truth" movement? Some info about him for the lurkers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host) http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Alex_Jones Some CTers call him a Zionist shill. Other CTers, like kyoon, call him a CIA Agent. Then there's a conspiracy theory that says that Alex Jones is in fact Bill Hicks (for some reason...). He's also the host of a show called "infowars" and is good friends with US Presidential candidate Donald Trump. This is a thread where you can discuss anything about Jonesy boy. Officially approved by the NWO... Oh, and incase some of the lurkers don't know what he looks like, this is a picture of him: http://i63.tinypic.com/16kxbnl.png Good for you, and for anyone else Jones is new to. I dont know for certain but I'd bet older members here have known about Jones for decades. Jones would be nothing new to them . I first noticed him at least since yr 1998, maybe earlier. .
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8th September 2016, 05:31 PM	#19
Marcus Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,680	He was on local (Austin) radio until this year. Fairly entertaining wackiness, but after a while I would tire of the screaming and turn him off.
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9th September 2016, 12:56 AM	#20
Cosmic Yak Philosopher Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Where there's never a road broader than the back of your hand. Posts: 6,368	Originally Posted by cantonear1968 Wouldn't that be proof positive Alex Jones committed 9/11? Apparently gaining something is all the evidence you need that you were in on it. Just ask him. So he made out like a pundit,then?
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9th September 2016, 03:29 AM	#21
cantonear1968 Graduate Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,657	Originally Posted by Cosmic Yak So he made out like a pundit,then? Well played Sir!
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9th September 2016, 04:40 AM	#22
Cosmic Yak Philosopher Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Where there's never a road broader than the back of your hand. Posts: 6,368	I must admit I'm quite proud of that one.
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9th September 2016, 06:51 AM	#23
cantonear1968 Graduate Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,657	Originally Posted by Cosmic Yak I must admit I'm quite proud of that one. As well you should be!
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9th September 2016, 12:55 PM	#24
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sacramento Posts: 59,466	Originally Posted by tinribmancer Because what would a CT section be, without a topic about the almighty leader of the "Truth" movement? Some info about him for the lurkers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host) http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Alex_Jones Some CTers call him a Zionist shill. Other CTers, like kyoon, call him a CIA Agent. Then there's a conspiracy theory that says that Alex Jones is in fact Bill Hicks (for some reason...). He's also the host of a show called "infowars" and is good friends with US Presidential candidate Donald Trump. This is a thread where you can discuss anything about Jonesy boy. Officially approved by the NWO... Oh, and incase some of the lurkers don't know what he looks like, this is a picture of him: http://i63.tinypic.com/16kxbnl.png He has the Joker make up, but his body build is pure Penguin.....
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9th September 2016, 04:54 PM	#25
Reactor drone Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,214	I tend to think of this when I hear the name Alex Jones. So much better.

10th September 2016, 12:36 PM	#26
rwguinn Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 16 miles from 7 lakes Posts: 11,098	Originally Posted by Reactor drone I tend to think of this when I hear the name Alex Jones. So much better. Damn lucky Ukers...
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10th September 2016, 01:44 PM	#27
CORed Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Central City, Colorado, USA Posts: 10,587	I'd offer to trade our Alex Jones for the UK's, but there's no way they're dumb enough to take that offer.

12th September 2016, 05:25 PM	#28
fitzgibbon Master Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: Just west of the centre of the universe Posts: 2,830	Who can forget the time his bullhorn microphone wire got cut? Pity it was only a temporary reprieve Fitz
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15th September 2016, 10:31 AM	#29
CORed Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Central City, Colorado, USA Posts: 10,587	Originally Posted by Jrrarglblarg I approve of a one-thread solution for Jones. It's second best to a zero-thread solution.

19th September 2016, 11:29 AM	#30
threadworm Graduate Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 1,828	Any word on a Jonesian pronouncement about false flag actions allowing government agents to come round and confiscate your ability to cook pulses quickly and economically?
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19th September 2016, 11:34 AM	#31
CORed Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Central City, Colorado, USA Posts: 10,587	Originally Posted by threadworm Any word on a Jonesian pronouncement about false flag actions allowing government agents to come round and confiscate your ability to cook pulses quickly and economically? They will get my pressure cooker when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

14th October 2016, 04:28 AM	#33
rambaldi Critical Thinker Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 278	Originally Posted by Cosmic Yak I did look a couple of days ago, after Malbec stated that CTers were discussing China, Putin and Iran. It turns out they weren't at all. I was so surprised.
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19th October 2016, 01:19 PM	#34
tinribmancer Hasbarian NWO Templar Cattle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: The Intergalatic Solar System! Posts: 1,692	pics:
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24th October 2016, 02:46 PM	#35
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sacramento Posts: 59,466	Jones is now claiming that this message will change the course of the election and save the world: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/a...ds-population/
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24th October 2016, 02:49 PM	#36
jaydeehess Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 40 miles north of the border Posts: 20,847	Originally Posted by tinribmancer pics: http://i66.tinypic.com/2pyxn5v.jpg http://i.imgur.com/48Cf7J2.jpg Shouldn't that be "keep calm and collected" for Piers Morgan?
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24th October 2016, 03:07 PM	#37
Marcus Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,680	Originally Posted by dudalb Jones is now claiming that this message will change the course of the election and save the world: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/a...ds-population/ What fun. What will his excuse be when Trump loses and we don't have a "worldwide financial meltdown"? Inquiring minds want to know.
Marcus Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,680