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Old 2nd December 2017, 04:08 PM   #41
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This is robin me of the will to live.

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Well don't crow about it!
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Old 3rd December 2017, 09:52 AM   #42
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Originally Posted by Spindrift View Post
It's nothing to crow about.
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Well don't crow about it!
No parroting.
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Old 3rd December 2017, 03:41 PM   #43
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Originally Posted by Spindrift View Post
No parroting.

That was just a mynah mistake on their parts.
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Old 4th December 2017, 08:38 AM   #44
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Sorry, I'll just budgie off.
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Old 4th December 2017, 09:26 AM   #45
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Sorry, I'll just budgie off.
Don't be a silly goose, you can nestle in here.
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Old 4th December 2017, 09:48 AM   #46
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Old 4th December 2017, 10:45 AM   #47
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Welcome to the forum Sizzling Teapot (et al) and pay no attention to that lot.

I should warn you, though, that allowing someone else (for example your doppleganger) to use your account is not allowed. Also, posting on behalf of your doppleganger ("posting by proxy"), especially if the doppleganger has been banned from the Forum, may be considered equivalent to allowing that doppleganger/person to use your account.

If you know a doppleganger who wishes to comment on something they have read here please encourage them to stop staring at plants and join the Forum.
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Old 7th December 2017, 01:23 AM   #48
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My sister gave me goosebumps when she told me she saw me in the garden staring at my plants, and when she went inside she jumped in fear because I was watching television in the living room! Did she just see my doppelganger or was it just her antidepressants talking?
It could be that she saw somebody like you or she was tired or stressed that day. Strange things could happen every day. Unless she is emotionally sick.
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Old 7th December 2017, 02:11 AM   #49
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Originally Posted by Hopeful Parallel View Post
It could be that she saw somebody like you or she was tired or stressed that day. Strange things could happen every day. Unless she is emotionally sick.
However, as our teapot seems to have gone off the boil, we will probably never know.
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Old 7th December 2017, 02:17 AM   #50
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However, as our teapot seems to have gone off the boil, we will probably never know.
Their tripleganger got to both of them.
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Old 7th December 2017, 09:40 PM   #51
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I wish all of you punsters would sparrow me your fowl jokes.
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Old 8th December 2017, 05:39 AM   #52
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I wish all of you punsters would sparrow me your fowl jokes.
If we'd just crow up it would save great aukwardness.
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Old 8th December 2017, 07:21 PM   #53
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The tongue-in-cheek nature of posts about doppelgängers isn't hard to swallow.
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Old 9th December 2017, 09:37 AM   #54
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That's because the whole idea's totally raven mad.

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Old 9th December 2017, 09:42 AM   #55
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Come on guys, all of your puns are grebe-ously bad.
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Old 9th December 2017, 11:03 AM   #56
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That's really ostrich of a pun*. You need to keep your emutions in chick.






*Even making allowances for your username.
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Old 9th December 2017, 02:40 PM   #57
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Toucan take a joke too far. Gannet just stop now?
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Old 9th December 2017, 04:52 PM   #58
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Old 9th December 2017, 05:31 PM   #59
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I am penguin a letter to the newspapers, and taking it to the letter box, as soon as I fill up my car with petrel. Not that you will give a hoot.
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Hopefully you'll have an enjoyable ride in your car on the way to the letter box.

Are there many terns along your route?
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Turtle doves may make a doppelganger, but you only get one partridge.
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Old 10th December 2017, 06:54 PM   #62
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Turtle doves may make a doppelganger, but you only get one partridge.
(Peartree containment apparatus available at additional cost, plus shipping and handling, see your avian supplier for details.)
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Old 10th December 2017, 10:28 PM   #63
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(Peartree containment apparatus available at additional cost, plus shipping and handling, see your avian supplier for details.)

Mike!, details are what de mail peacocks display.
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The whole thing is very serious! ... no pun intended
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The whole thing is very serious! ... no pun intended
I agree, people should stop sniping. Hopefully we will swiftly get back on topic before this thread flickers out.
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Doppelganger

Traits
Shapechanger: The doppelganger can use its action to Polymorph into a Small or Medium humanoid it has seen, or back into its true form. Its Statistics, other than its size, are the same in each form. Any Equipment it is wearing or carrying isn't transformed. It reverts to its true form if it dies.

Ambusher: In the first round of a Combat, the doppelganger has advantage on Attack rolls against any creature it has surprised.

Surprise Attack: If the doppelganger surprises a creature and hits it with an Attack during the first round of Combat, the target takes an extra 10 (3d6) damage from the Attack.


Actions
Multiattack: The doppelganger makes two Melee Attacks.

Slam: Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 7 (1d6 + 4) bludgeoning damage.

Read Thoughts: The doppelganger magically reads the surface thoughts of one creature within 60 ft. of it. The effect can penetrate barriers, but 3 ft. of wood or dirt, 2 ft. of stone, 2 inches of metal, or a thin sheet of lead blocks it. While the target is in range, the doppelganger can continue reading its thoughts, as long as the doppelganger's Concentration isn't broken (as if concentrating on a spell). While reading the target's mind, the doppelganger has advantage on Wisdom (Insight) and Charisma (Deception, Intimidation, and Persuasion) checks against the target.

Attributes

AC: 14

Alignment: Unaligned

CHA: 14

CON: 14

Challenge Rating: 3

DEX: 18

HP: 52 (8d8+16)

INT: 11

Immunities: Charmed

Languages: Common

Passive Perception; 11

Roll 0: 1d20 + 6 1d6+4

STR: 11

Senses: Darkvision 60 Ft.

Size: Medium

Skills: Deception +6, Insight +3

Speed: 30 ft.

Type: Monstrosity (Shapechanger)

WIS: 12
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