Tinfoil Hats for the 21st Century! - Page 2

Darat · 28th January 2021, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by HansMustermann

It still only blocks it downwards. We're in a thread about saving your noggin from radiation, so I'd say clearly a pad under the laptop won't do much for that gang.

You are going to love this one:

P.J. Denyer · 28th January 2021, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by HansMustermann

Hell, I'm even tempted to joke that they should tape some reflective duct tape over their nose and mouth, so they don't inhale those scary microwaves. But I'm afraid that some of the... less... intellectual out there might actually do it.

Don't worry, most of them have already weeded themselves out with bleach injections.

P.J. Denyer · 28th January 2021, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Darat

You are going to love this one:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com...2c67fa85d3.jpg

I wonder how they know how to make sure they're always facing away from the EM radiation?

Carrot Flower King · 28th January 2021, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by HansMustermann

It still only blocks it downwards. We're in a thread about saving your noggin from radiation, so I'd say clearly a pad under the laptop won't do much for that gang.

Yeah, I found one ad on Amazon for an umbrella to protect you from 5G...At least one review did comment on it only working if the 5G signal was coming downwards.

Then there were various bits of material which (a la Darat's post) could be made into all manner of things.

dudalb · 28th January 2021, 04:46 PM

They should become the new emblem of the GOP.

HansMustermann · 28th January 2021, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by Darat

You are going to love this one:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com...2c67fa85d3.jpg

Well, I already commented about what that would do for EM "radiation" coming towards your face from your laptop. As I was saying, you really need a burqa for it to work.

(And now I realize that some Muslim apologist or the other will seize upon this as proof -- PROOF, I tell you! -- that it's the one true religion, inspired by divine knowledge.)

Norman Alexander · 28th January 2021, 05:48 PM

Posted with no further comment.

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Trebuchet · 29th January 2021, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by HansMustermann

Well, I already commented about what that would do for EM "radiation" coming towards your face from your laptop. As I was saying, you really need a burqa for it to work.

(And now I realize that some Muslim apologist or the other will seize upon this as proof -- PROOF, I tell you! -- that it's the one true religion, inspired by divine knowledge.)

Light is EM radiation. If you can see the screen, OMG, there's radiation hitting your EYES!!!

HansMustermann · 29th January 2021, 10:46 PM

Dude, seriously, don't give them more ideas.

The Great Zaganza · 29th January 2021, 11:43 PM

I agree that the most serious problem with tinfoil hats is that they are so rarely fashionable.

28th January 2021, 07:13 AM	#41
Darat Lackey Administrator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: South East, UK Posts: 96,973	Originally Posted by HansMustermann It still only blocks it downwards. We're in a thread about saving your noggin from radiation, so I'd say clearly a pad under the laptop won't do much for that gang. You are going to love this one:
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28th January 2021, 08:48 AM	#42
P.J. Denyer Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,839	Originally Posted by HansMustermann Hell, I'm even tempted to joke that they should tape some reflective duct tape over their nose and mouth, so they don't inhale those scary microwaves. But I'm afraid that some of the... less... intellectual out there might actually do it. Don't worry, most of them have already weeded themselves out with bleach injections.
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28th January 2021, 09:01 AM	#43
P.J. Denyer Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,839	Originally Posted by Darat You are going to love this one: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...2c67fa85d3.jpg I wonder how they know how to make sure they're always facing away from the EM radiation?
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28th January 2021, 04:46 PM	#45
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sacramento Posts: 50,334	They should become the new emblem of the GOP.
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28th January 2021, 05:24 PM	#46
HansMustermann Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 18,013	Originally Posted by Darat You are going to love this one: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...2c67fa85d3.jpg Well, I already commented about what that would do for EM "radiation" coming towards your face from your laptop. As I was saying, you really need a burqa for it to work. (And now I realize that some Muslim apologist or the other will seize upon this as proof -- PROOF, I tell you! -- that it's the one true religion, inspired by divine knowledge.)
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28th January 2021, 10:20 AM	#44
Carrot Flower King Muse Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Northumberland, UK Posts: 736	Originally Posted by HansMustermann It still only blocks it downwards. We're in a thread about saving your noggin from radiation, so I'd say clearly a pad under the laptop won't do much for that gang. Yeah, I found one ad on Amazon for an umbrella to protect you from 5G...At least one review did comment on it only working if the 5G signal was coming downwards. Then there were various bits of material which (a la Darat's post) could be made into all manner of things.

28th January 2021, 05:48 PM	#47
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29th January 2021, 08:57 PM	#48
Trebuchet Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Port Townsend, Washington Posts: 31,025	Originally Posted by HansMustermann Well, I already commented about what that would do for EM "radiation" coming towards your face from your laptop. As I was saying, you really need a burqa for it to work. (And now I realize that some Muslim apologist or the other will seize upon this as proof -- PROOF, I tell you! -- that it's the one true religion, inspired by divine knowledge.) Light is EM radiation. If you can see the screen, OMG, there's radiation hitting your EYES!!!
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29th January 2021, 10:46 PM	#49
HansMustermann Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 18,013	Dude, seriously, don't give them more ideas.
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29th January 2021, 11:43 PM	#50
The Great Zaganza Maledictorian Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 14,654	I agree that the most serious problem with tinfoil hats is that they are so rarely fashionable.
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