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Old 30th April 2014, 03:46 PM   #1
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Building 12

Building 12 is the biggest clue that 9/11 was an inside job. It was blown up by the CIA with help of the FDNY and the Port Authority and nobody talks about it.
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Old 30th April 2014, 03:56 PM   #2
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A raging clue?
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Old 30th April 2014, 06:04 PM   #3
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It wasn't CIA, it was Section 7. Go ahead and google them, I bet you you'll find nothing. That's how secrete they are.
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Old 30th April 2014, 07:05 PM   #4
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It was section 8 - the housing for poor people that did it.
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Old 30th April 2014, 09:07 PM   #5
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Fools! It were obviously Section 15, out of Area 51, under Directive 6...
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Old 30th April 2014, 11:33 PM   #6
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You're all wrong.

You need to research Studio 54 and Plan 9 from Outer Space.
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Old 30th April 2014, 11:36 PM   #7
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You're all wrong!

It was 42!
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Old 30th April 2014, 11:41 PM   #8
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Now all we need to do is figure out what the question was.
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Old 1st May 2014, 01:04 AM   #9
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I have it on good authority it was really The Guild of Calamitous Intent behind it all.
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Old 1st May 2014, 09:33 AM   #10
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Building 12 was built with explosives in it by the Russians as an excuse invade Ukraine 15 years later.
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Old 1st May 2014, 02:02 PM   #11
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Wanna hear something really trippy?

It was actually WTC0. As in zero.

The building never really existed in the first place. It was a hologram.
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Old 1st May 2014, 04:09 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by NoahFence View Post
Wanna hear something really trippy?

It was actually WTC0. As in zero.

The building never really existed in the first place. It was a hologram.
I knew it!
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Old 1st May 2014, 04:50 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by firecoins View Post
Building 12 is the biggest clue that 9/11 was an inside job. It was blown up by the CIA with help of the FDNY and the Port Authority and nobody talks about it.
I thought it was 'pulled'.

Maybe even pulled down the street!
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Old 1st May 2014, 05:16 PM   #14
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Ha! Once again no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Old 1st May 2014, 05:55 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by firecoins View Post
Building 12 is the biggest clue that 9/11 was an inside job. It was blown up by the CIA with help of the FDNY and the Port Authority and nobody talks about it.
Because they used a Hush-a-Bomb.
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Old 2nd May 2014, 03:33 AM   #16
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I think once you boil it down and use Occam razor, the entire WTC complex was just a giant hologram, maybe even the whole of Manhattan.
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Old 2nd May 2014, 03:55 AM   #17
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Building 12 was the location of the dustifying energy weapon. After the towers were zapped, building 12 zapped itself.

Jeez don't you guys know anything?!
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Old 2nd May 2014, 05:21 AM   #18
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Building 12 was the location of the dustifying energy weapon. After the towers were zapped, building 12 zapped itself.

Jeez don't you guys know anything?!
Oooh, I like that one.
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Old 2nd May 2014, 07:24 AM   #19
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Originally Posted by firecoins View Post
Building 12 is the biggest clue that 9/11 was an inside job.
No, it isn't. Building 13 is a bigger clue. And Building 25 is as big as the two of them together!
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Old 2nd May 2014, 12:22 PM   #20
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I recall hearing the klankity klank as the building fell, it had to be explosives, nothing else could make it go klankity klank. I'm a marine biological engineer, trust me!
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Old 2nd May 2014, 03:04 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by asydhouse View Post
You're all wrong!

It was 42!
I agree. 42 is the answer to large problems.
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Old 3rd May 2014, 07:24 AM   #22
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Originally Posted by NoahFence View Post
Wanna hear something really trippy?

It was actually WTC0.
mmm, tacos
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Old 4th May 2014, 10:37 AM   #23
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mmm, tacos
Yeah, the "hologram" theory was all over here a while back...you could say, for a while, it was the taco the town.
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Old 5th May 2014, 10:20 AM   #24
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It was section 8 - the housing for poor people that did it.
No it was the other section 8 - a psychiatric discharge from the US military.
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