Obama was born in Kenya!!!11!111!!!1 I has the evidences!!1!1!!11!!!

shemp · 13th October 2019, 07:36 PM

First, the link to the evidences:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brigid-...ay-2019-10-13/

And now, THE EVIDENCES:

Quote:

Runner Brigid Kosgei smashed the women's world record at the Chicago Marathon on Sunday. The 25-year-old Kenyan athlete completed the race in two hours, 14 minutes and four seconds, according to the Chicago Marathon's Twitter account.

AND:

Quote:

She wasn't the only runner to accomplish an incredible feat this weekend: Eliud Kipchoge sent shockwaves through the sports world on Saturday by becoming the first athlete to run a marathon in less than two hours.

The Olympic champion and world record holder from Kenya clocked 1 hour, 59 minutes and 40.2 seconds at the INEOS 1:59 Challenge, an event set up for the attempt. It won't, however, count as a record.

AND FINALLY:

Quote:

Former President Barack Obama took to Twitter to show his support for the champion runners on Sunday. "Yesterday, marathoner Eliud Kipchoge became the first ever to break two hours," he wrote. "Today in Chicago, Brigid Kosgei set a new women's world record. Staggering achievements on their own, they're also remarkable examples of humanity's ability to endure—and keep raising the bar. AND LIKE THEM I WAS BORN IN KENYA!!1!11!!"

There can be no doubts about it now! Everything must be rolled back to the way it was on Election Day 2008! jOHN mCcAIN SHOULD HAVE BECOME pRESAIDENT!!! Of course, he is dead now, so that means that SARAH PALIN IS THE RIGHTFUL PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!1!!!!ELEVENTY!!1! CHCEKMATE, OBAMA!!!!!!

The Great Zaganza · 13th October 2019, 07:37 PM

so who won in 2012?

shemp · 13th October 2019, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by The Great Zaganza

so who won in 2012?

She was reelected!

Venom · 13th October 2019, 08:45 PM

Who (really) won the 2008 presidential election?

This bastard should have never been in office.

The Great Zaganza · 13th October 2019, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by shemp

She was reelected!

no wonder - she kept America safe from Grizzly Bears.

bknight · 14th October 2019, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by shemp

<snip>

You forgot to link evidence to this belief.

dann · 14th October 2019, 02:51 PM

Obama tweet.
The sentence with capital letters is missing, but that must be because Obama thought it might be better to delete it. Shemp wouldn't lie about something as important as this!!!

Brainster · 14th October 2019, 04:57 PM

I used to say Kenbornya. It's a clever way of saying born in Kenya. So clever that nobody gets it.

13th October 2019, 07:36 PM	#1
shemp a flimsy character...perfidious and despised Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: People's Democratic Republic of Planet X Posts: 40,882	Obama was born in Kenya!!!11!111!!!1 I has the evidences!!1!1!!11!!! First, the link to the evidences: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brigid-...ay-2019-10-13/ And now, THE EVIDENCES: Quote: Runner Brigid Kosgei smashed the women's world record at the Chicago Marathon on Sunday. The 25-year-old Kenyan athlete completed the race in two hours, 14 minutes and four seconds, according to the Chicago Marathon's Twitter account. AND: Quote: She wasn't the only runner to accomplish an incredible feat this weekend: Eliud Kipchoge sent shockwaves through the sports world on Saturday by becoming the first athlete to run a marathon in less than two hours. The Olympic champion and world record holder from Kenya clocked 1 hour, 59 minutes and 40.2 seconds at the INEOS 1:59 Challenge, an event set up for the attempt. It won't, however, count as a record. AND FINALLY: Quote: Former President Barack Obama took to Twitter to show his support for the champion runners on Sunday. "Yesterday, marathoner Eliud Kipchoge became the first ever to break two hours," he wrote. "Today in Chicago, Brigid Kosgei set a new women's world record. Staggering achievements on their own, they're also remarkable examples of humanity's ability to endure—and keep raising the bar. AND LIKE THEM I WAS BORN IN KENYA!!1!11!!" There can be no doubts about it now! Everything must be rolled back to the way it was on Election Day 2008! jOHN mCcAIN SHOULD HAVE BECOME pRESAIDENT!!! Of course, he is dead now, so that means that SARAH PALIN IS THE RIGHTFUL PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!1!!!!ELEVENTY!!1! CHCEKMATE, OBAMA!!!!!!
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13th October 2019, 07:39 PM	#3
shemp a flimsy character...perfidious and despised Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: People's Democratic Republic of Planet X Posts: 40,882	Originally Posted by The Great Zaganza so who won in 2012? She was reelected!
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14th October 2019, 02:51 PM	#7
dann Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 13,946	Obama tweet. The sentence with capital letters is missing, but that must be because Obama thought it might be better to delete it. Shemp wouldn't lie about something as important as this!!!
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14th October 2019, 04:57 PM	#8
Brainster Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 18,358	I used to say Kenbornya. It's a clever way of saying born in Kenya. So clever that nobody gets it.
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13th October 2019, 07:37 PM	#2
The Great Zaganza Maledictorian Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 14,880	so who won in 2012?

13th October 2019, 08:45 PM	#4
Venom Illuminator Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: United States Posts: 4,975	Who (really) won the 2008 presidential election? This bastard should have never been in office.

13th October 2019, 08:59 PM	#5
The Great Zaganza Maledictorian Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 14,880	Originally Posted by shemp She was reelected! no wonder - she kept America safe from Grizzly Bears.

14th October 2019, 06:54 AM	#6
bknight Master Poster Join Date: Apr 2017 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 2,382	Originally Posted by shemp <snip> You forgot to link evidence to this belief.