Because You Know Its Coming: The Kim Jung Il Conspiracies - Page 2

angrysoba · 22nd December 2011, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by LSSBB

They gotta fit Joooos in somehow. I say he had a pacemaker and Israel killed it with a new version of Stuxnet, so NK couldn't supply Israel's enemies with weapons.

Oops, I've said too much again.

Yep, Fulford's theory has Jooooooos.

But it's the Rothschilds and their Japanese agents:

Quote:

The death has left Yasuhiro Nakasone, the top North Korean and Rothschild agent in Japan, without a power base, Japanese underworld sources say.

Aha!

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In Europe as well, the Khazarian control grid appears to be falling apart.

Most importantly satanic Pope Benedict XVI has been rejected by most senior clergy and is dying. The installation of Khazarian puppets in Greece, in Italy, at the head of the European Central Bank and as President of the European Union has failed to do anything to prevent the Euro crisis from accelerating. Moves to make the EU more dictatorial failed to affect credit ratings or change the financial reality that the EU is bankrupt.

In fact, CIA sources in Europe are now saying Germany has begun negotiations with Russia to join the Shanghai Cooperation Organization.

This would mean a Russian/German-controlled Europe and leave the French as junior partners.

The Khazarian satanic cabal is still ... babble, blather, babble...

Khazarian satanic cabal is another term for the You-Know-Whooooooos

Scott Sommers · 22nd December 2011, 12:16 AM

Nakasone? The guy's 93 years old. Even his son is 66. He's a Japanese nationalist. How does that make him a NK agent?

angrysoba · 22nd December 2011, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by Scott Sommers

Nakasone? The guy's 93 years old. Even his son is 66. He's a Japanese nationalist. How does that make him a NK agent?

I know. I thought he was dead.

Scott Sommers · 22nd December 2011, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by angrysoba

I know. I thought he was dead.

So did I. I only know this because I was told by the Great Wiki. The idea that control of the Asian Illuminati rests with grandpa Nakasone is about as silly as you can get.

Obviousman · 22nd December 2011, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by timhau

It may have the range, but does it have the accuracy? If my memory serves, the success of their test launches has not been exactly glorious.

That's a fair call; I don't know the CEP of the Taepo Dong 2. I'll see if it is available anywhere online.

It'd be a little funny with respect to Australia. Normally you don't worry too much about the CEP of a nuke however considering the very low population density of the possible target areas in northern Australia, you need to be accurate else all you are going to do is blow up a few kangaroos.

Rubedo · 22nd December 2011, 07:51 PM

South Korean intelligence officials are casting doubts on Pyongyang's story, says John M. Glionna at the Los Angeles Times. According to Won Sei-hoon, "South Korea's top spy," satellite photographs of the Pyongyang train station reveal that Kim's train was actually stationary at the time of the leader's reported death, not traveling through the country as reported. "There were no signs the train ever moved,"

timhau · 23rd December 2011, 02:19 AM

There may be something to it. Or alternatively, they may be doing some ass-covering after getting caught with their pants down -- they apparently read about Dear Leader's demise from the papers, just like the rest of us.

Scott Sommers · 23rd December 2011, 03:04 AM

Originally Posted by timhau

There may be something to it. Or alternatively, they may be doing some ass-covering after getting caught with their pants down -- they apparently read about Dear Leader's demise from the papers, just like the rest of us.

Or it's proof that a secret race of reptilians and their human slaves really control the world and its fate. They have masterminded the entire history of the human race through a conspiratorial control over major events and human elites. They live in giant caverns deep inside the Earth and underneath the Denver International Airport. They are responsible for our history of human wars and racial hatred. They fly UFOs and control a science fiction technology far beyond the piddly machines that we think of as hi-tech.

I don't which sounds more reasonable. You pick.

madfoot · 23rd December 2011, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by timhau

As long as a) what they report is possible (and not even very surprising, considering that we know Kim Jong has not been Wel lately) and b) there is no credible conflicting information, then yes, we can take their report as a reasonable starting point -- for now. We'll certainly reassess probabilities if the military top brass disposes of Kim 3.0 and declares rule by a junta, if Kim Jong Il walks to his own funeral on the 28th and KCNA claims he was resurrected, or if he's found on a remote Caribbean island playing poker with Elvis. Being a skeptic doesn't mean you think everyone's trying to BS you all the time.

On the other hand, there may be no reason to doubt the "official story", if you will, but there's no reason to believe it either. :-/ But I get your point.

madfoot · 23rd December 2011, 05:49 AM

Originally Posted by Scott Sommers

So did I. I only know this because I was told by the Great Wiki. The idea that control of the Asian Illuminati rests with grandpa Nakasone is about as silly as you can get.

And awesome. Silly, but awesome.

Nosi · 29th December 2011, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by Robrob

Eventually it will be America's fault.

More likely all the buttered lobsters came to call, but then, real life is no fun.

Nosi · 29th December 2011, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by Robrob

What, by boat?

Nuke-in-a-box. There's a kind of awful logic to that

22nd December 2011, 12:10 AM	#41
angrysoba Philosophile Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Osaka, Japan Posts: 29,610	Originally Posted by LSSBB They gotta fit Joooos in somehow. I say he had a pacemaker and Israel killed it with a new version of Stuxnet, so NK couldn't supply Israel's enemies with weapons. Oops, I've said too much again. Yep, Fulford's theory has Jooooooos. But it's the Rothschilds and their Japanese agents: Quote: The death has left Yasuhiro Nakasone, the top North Korean and Rothschild agent in Japan, without a power base, Japanese underworld sources say. Aha! Quote: In Europe as well, the Khazarian control grid appears to be falling apart. Most importantly satanic Pope Benedict XVI has been rejected by most senior clergy and is dying. The installation of Khazarian puppets in Greece, in Italy, at the head of the European Central Bank and as President of the European Union has failed to do anything to prevent the Euro crisis from accelerating. Moves to make the EU more dictatorial failed to affect credit ratings or change the financial reality that the EU is bankrupt. In fact, CIA sources in Europe are now saying Germany has begun negotiations with Russia to join the Shanghai Cooperation Organization. This would mean a Russian/German-controlled Europe and leave the French as junior partners. The Khazarian satanic cabal is still ... babble, blather, babble... Khazarian satanic cabal is another term for the You-Know-Whooooooos
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22nd December 2011, 12:16 AM	#42
Scott Sommers Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,859	Nakasone? The guy's 93 years old. Even his son is 66. He's a Japanese nationalist. How does that make him a NK agent?
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22nd December 2011, 12:26 AM	#43
angrysoba Philosophile Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Osaka, Japan Posts: 29,610	Originally Posted by Scott Sommers Nakasone? The guy's 93 years old. Even his son is 66. He's a Japanese nationalist. How does that make him a NK agent? I know. I thought he was dead.
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22nd December 2011, 12:41 AM	#44
Scott Sommers Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,859	Originally Posted by angrysoba I know. I thought he was dead. So did I. I only know this because I was told by the Great Wiki. The idea that control of the Asian Illuminati rests with grandpa Nakasone is about as silly as you can get.
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22nd December 2011, 01:44 PM	#45
Obviousman Muse Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 652	Originally Posted by timhau It may have the range, but does it have the accuracy? If my memory serves, the success of their test launches has not been exactly glorious. That's a fair call; I don't know the CEP of the Taepo Dong 2. I'll see if it is available anywhere online. It'd be a little funny with respect to Australia. Normally you don't worry too much about the CEP of a nuke however considering the very low population density of the possible target areas in northern Australia, you need to be accurate else all you are going to do is blow up a few kangaroos.
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22nd December 2011, 07:51 PM	#46
Rubedo New Blood Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2	South Korean intelligence officials are casting doubts on Pyongyang's story, says John M. Glionna at the Los Angeles Times. According to Won Sei-hoon, "South Korea's top spy," satellite photographs of the Pyongyang train station reveal that Kim's train was actually stationary at the time of the leader's reported death, not traveling through the country as reported. "There were no signs the train ever moved,"
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23rd December 2011, 02:19 AM	#47
timhau NWO Litter Technician Join Date: May 2004 Location: Looks like Finland. Smells like Finland. Quacks like Finland. Where the hell am I? Posts: 14,513	There may be something to it. Or alternatively, they may be doing some ass-covering after getting caught with their pants down -- they apparently read about Dear Leader's demise from the papers, just like the rest of us.
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23rd December 2011, 03:04 AM	#48
Scott Sommers Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,859	Originally Posted by timhau There may be something to it. Or alternatively, they may be doing some ass-covering after getting caught with their pants down -- they apparently read about Dear Leader's demise from the papers, just like the rest of us. Or it's proof that a secret race of reptilians and their human slaves really control the world and its fate. They have masterminded the entire history of the human race through a conspiratorial control over major events and human elites. They live in giant caverns deep inside the Earth and underneath the Denver International Airport. They are responsible for our history of human wars and racial hatred. They fly UFOs and control a science fiction technology far beyond the piddly machines that we think of as hi-tech. I don't which sounds more reasonable. You pick.
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23rd December 2011, 05:47 AM	#49
madfoot Critical Thinker Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 367	Originally Posted by timhau As long as a) what they report is possible (and not even very surprising, considering that we know Kim Jong has not been Wel lately) and b) there is no credible conflicting information, then yes, we can take their report as a reasonable starting point -- for now. We'll certainly reassess probabilities if the military top brass disposes of Kim 3.0 and declares rule by a junta, if Kim Jong Il walks to his own funeral on the 28th and KCNA claims he was resurrected, or if he's found on a remote Caribbean island playing poker with Elvis. Being a skeptic doesn't mean you think everyone's trying to BS you all the time. On the other hand, there may be no reason to doubt the "official story", if you will, but there's no reason to believe it either. :-/ But I get your point.
madfoot Critical Thinker Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 367

23rd December 2011, 05:49 AM	#50
madfoot Critical Thinker Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 367	Originally Posted by Scott Sommers So did I. I only know this because I was told by the Great Wiki. The idea that control of the Asian Illuminati rests with grandpa Nakasone is about as silly as you can get. And awesome. Silly, but awesome.
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29th December 2011, 09:53 AM	#51
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,840	Originally Posted by Robrob Eventually it will be America's fault. More likely all the buttered lobsters came to call, but then, real life is no fun.
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,840	__________________ __________ Hiding from the

29th December 2011, 09:58 AM	#52
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,840	Originally Posted by Robrob What, by boat? Nuke-in-a-box. There's a kind of awful logic to that
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,840	__________________ __________ Hiding from the