Best truther argument ever

TubbaBlubba · 16th January 2012, 04:51 AM

While waiting at a bus stop the other day, I heard a girl and a guy discuss. They apparently did not know each other, and were about my age. The guy was from Iran, I think.

Anyway, he put forth this powerful and convincing argument:

1. Usama bin Ladin was in Afghanistan.
2. Afghanistan is really far way from the US.
3. Therefore, he could not have flown two planes from Afghanistan to America to crash into the towers.

QED, bitches!

uke2se · 16th January 2012, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by TubbaBlubba

While waiting at a bus stop the other day, I heard a girl and a guy discuss. They apparently did not know each other, and were about my age. The guy was from Iran, I think.

Anyway, he put forth this powerful and convincing argument:

1. Usama bin Ladin was in Afghanistan.
2. Afghanistan is really far way from the US.
3. Therefore, he could not have flown two planes from Afghanistan to America to crash into the towers.

QED, bitches!

You should have reminded him that Osama bin Laden was a really tall man with long arms and legs.

beachnut · 16th January 2012, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by TubbaBlubba

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1. Usama bin Ladin was in Afghanistan.
2. Afghanistan is really far way from the US.
3. Therefore, he could not have flown two planes from Afghanistan to America to crash into the towers.

QED, bitches!

Classic 911 truth logic, defined as ignorance.

Horatius · 16th January 2012, 07:26 PM

Well, I'm convinced!

I mean, maybe he could have flown one airliner, but two? Come on!

cjnewson88 · 17th January 2012, 12:44 AM

meh has more credibility than thermite..

Travis · 18th January 2012, 12:42 PM

Even more appalling is that there were no direct flights from Afghanistan to the USA at that time!

How could we have not seen it before? Why did we listen to people who said the flights originated from within the USA? I mean that would require the terrorists to first infiltrate the country and movies let us know that terrorists are always screaming invalids.

trustbutverify · 18th January 2012, 06:19 PM

This changes everything.

sheeplesnshills · 19th January 2012, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Horatius

Well, I'm convinced!

I mean, maybe he could have flown one airliner, but two? Come on!

Well as all twoofers "know" the remote control of airliners is really easy so perhaps he just RC'd the other three.........

16th January 2012, 04:51 AM	#1
TubbaBlubba Knave of the Dudes Moderator Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 12,901	Best truther argument ever While waiting at a bus stop the other day, I heard a girl and a guy discuss. They apparently did not know each other, and were about my age. The guy was from Iran, I think. Anyway, he put forth this powerful and convincing argument: 1. Usama bin Ladin was in Afghanistan. 2. Afghanistan is really far way from the US. 3. Therefore, he could not have flown two planes from Afghanistan to America to crash into the towers. QED, bitches!
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16th January 2012, 07:26 PM	#4
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,167	Well, I'm convinced! I mean, maybe he could have flown one airliner, but two? Come on!
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17th January 2012, 12:44 AM	#5
cjnewson88 Graduate Poster Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,732	meh has more credibility than thermite..
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18th January 2012, 12:42 PM	#6
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 24,101	Even more appalling is that there were no direct flights from Afghanistan to the USA at that time! How could we have not seen it before? Why did we listen to people who said the flights originated from within the USA? I mean that would require the terrorists to first infiltrate the country and movies let us know that terrorists are always screaming invalids.
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16th January 2012, 05:19 AM	#2
uke2se Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 14,181	Originally Posted by TubbaBlubba While waiting at a bus stop the other day, I heard a girl and a guy discuss. They apparently did not know each other, and were about my age. The guy was from Iran, I think. Anyway, he put forth this powerful and convincing argument: 1. Usama bin Ladin was in Afghanistan. 2. Afghanistan is really far way from the US. 3. Therefore, he could not have flown two planes from Afghanistan to America to crash into the towers. QED, bitches! You should have reminded him that Osama bin Laden was a really tall man with long arms and legs.

16th January 2012, 04:15 PM	#3
beachnut Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dog House Posts: 25,852	Originally Posted by TubbaBlubba ... 1. Usama bin Ladin was in Afghanistan. 2. Afghanistan is really far way from the US. 3. Therefore, he could not have flown two planes from Afghanistan to America to crash into the towers. QED, bitches! Classic 911 truth logic, defined as ignorance.

18th January 2012, 06:19 PM	#7
trustbutverify Philosopher Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 8,895	This changes everything.

19th January 2012, 08:33 AM	#8
sheeplesnshills Illuminator Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,706	Originally Posted by Horatius Well, I'm convinced! I mean, maybe he could have flown one airliner, but two? Come on! Well as all twoofers "know" the remote control of airliners is really easy so perhaps he just RC'd the other three.........