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Old 16th January 2012, 04:51 AM   #1
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Best truther argument ever

While waiting at a bus stop the other day, I heard a girl and a guy discuss. They apparently did not know each other, and were about my age. The guy was from Iran, I think.

Anyway, he put forth this powerful and convincing argument:

1. Usama bin Ladin was in Afghanistan.
2. Afghanistan is really far way from the US.
3. Therefore, he could not have flown two planes from Afghanistan to America to crash into the towers.

QED, bitches!

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Old 16th January 2012, 05:19 AM   #2
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Originally Posted by TubbaBlubba View Post
While waiting at a bus stop the other day, I heard a girl and a guy discuss. They apparently did not know each other, and were about my age. The guy was from Iran, I think.

Anyway, he put forth this powerful and convincing argument:

1. Usama bin Ladin was in Afghanistan.
2. Afghanistan is really far way from the US.
3. Therefore, he could not have flown two planes from Afghanistan to America to crash into the towers.

QED, bitches!

You should have reminded him that Osama bin Laden was a really tall man with long arms and legs.
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Old 16th January 2012, 04:15 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by TubbaBlubba View Post
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1. Usama bin Ladin was in Afghanistan.
2. Afghanistan is really far way from the US.
3. Therefore, he could not have flown two planes from Afghanistan to America to crash into the towers.

QED, bitches!
Classic 911 truth logic, defined as ignorance.
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Old 16th January 2012, 07:26 PM   #4
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Well, I'm convinced!


I mean, maybe he could have flown one airliner, but two? Come on!
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Old 17th January 2012, 12:44 AM   #5
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Old 18th January 2012, 12:42 PM   #6
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Even more appalling is that there were no direct flights from Afghanistan to the USA at that time!

How could we have not seen it before? Why did we listen to people who said the flights originated from within the USA? I mean that would require the terrorists to first infiltrate the country and movies let us know that terrorists are always screaming invalids.
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Old 18th January 2012, 06:19 PM   #7
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This changes everything.
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Old 19th January 2012, 08:33 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by Horatius View Post
Well, I'm convinced!


I mean, maybe he could have flown one airliner, but two? Come on!
Well as all twoofers "know" the remote control of airliners is really easy so perhaps he just RC'd the other three.........
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