Gal Gadot Is A Mossad Spy....

dudalb · 29th November 2017, 05:03 PM

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other...ama/ar-BBFR8PB

Wow, she is not only Wonder Woman, she is The Black Widow as well....

Like her better then ever now....

fuelair · 29th November 2017, 05:21 PM

She can be whatever she wants to be!!!!!!

Brainster · 29th November 2017, 06:10 PM

The spy who loved me.

TofuFighter · 30th November 2017, 05:14 AM

For those who didn't know, it's pronounced: guh-DOTE.
I didn't know, i was using the Godot pronunciation.

The Great Zaganza · 30th November 2017, 05:16 AM

I'm glad she has another career option if acting doesn't turn out to be her thing after all.

calebprime · 30th November 2017, 05:42 AM

I like her very much.

(remembers). Oh yes. I'm old and hideous.

Nobody is gay for mole man.

Wolrab · 30th November 2017, 06:29 AM

I know the secret attack plans against Israel. Please come get me Gal!

imodium · 30th November 2017, 03:44 PM

she can interrogate me anytime

TheGoldcountry · 30th November 2017, 03:53 PM

She never need to use the lasso on me.

BStrong · 30th November 2017, 05:32 PM

That's nothin'.

Jason Alexander is working for HAMAS against Israel!

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/43811...-palestinians/

There's a photo at the above link that I'd just love to see Gal G do, but Alexander? not so much.

Loss Leader · 30th November 2017, 05:40 PM

"All Jews look the same."

Yes, we all look like Gal Gadot.

JoeMorgue · 30th November 2017, 06:07 PM

Evil Head Agent: "Excellent... Gadot is now fully integrated into the American entertainment industry! Soon their movie making secrets will be ours! Tell me what studio did she infiltrate?
Evil Assistant Agent: "Ah let me see... ah the DCEU Sir."
Evil Head Agent: "OH SON OF A BI-"

JoeMorgue · 30th November 2017, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by dudalb

Wow, she is not only Wonder Woman, she is The Black Widow as well....

No there's pretty much a real life hot red head Russian double agent spy already.

Quote:

That's Anna Chapman, who was born Anna Vasil'yevna Kushchyenko and was (and perhaps remains) a very real Russian spy, suspected to be working for the SVR, Russia's own foreign intelligence service. You may remember her for her involvement in the highly publicized Illegals Program spy ring in 2010 and subsequent banishment, and also from those saucy pictures that one creepy guy on your favorite forum keeps posting whenever Marvel fantasy casting is discussed. To the credit of said guy (Hi, Chad!), the comparison between Black Widow and Chapman is not entirely unwarranted. The resemblance is uncanny, and definitely played up by Chapman herself.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-real-l...vels-avengers/

Axxman300 · 30th November 2017, 08:30 PM

Even if she was Mossad I'm not sure how that's a bad thing.

Loss Leader · 30th November 2017, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by Axxman300

Even if she was Mossad I'm not sure how that's a bad thing.

I just watched that GIF for twenty minutes.

Puppycow · 30th November 2017, 09:35 PM

Silly question: how is her name pronounced? Is the 't' on the end silent?

Beerina · 30th November 2017, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by calebprime

I like her very much.

(remembers). Oh yes. I'm old and hideous.

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TheGoldcountry · 30th November 2017, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by Puppycow

Silly question: how is her name pronounced? Is the 't' on the end silent?

I thought it was silent, but she said it is ga-DOT. Some talk show I watched.

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Zivan · 30th November 2017, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by TofuFighter

For those who didn't know, it's pronounced: guh-DOTE.

Correct

Originally Posted by Puppycow

Silly question: how is her name pronounced? Is the 't' on the end silent?

No, it is pronounced. In Hebrew the "-ot" ending is plural (fem pl). The word for "river bank" is "gadah", plural is "gadot". Her last name in English translates as "Riverbanks". Her first name, Gal, means "wave".

Names with a nature theme are very common and popular in Israel.

Originally Posted by TheGoldcountry

I thought it was silent, but she said it is ga-DOT. Some talk show I watched.

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Yes, ga-DOTE/ga-DOHT.

Belz... · 1st December 2017, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by dudalb

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other...ama/ar-BBFR8PB

Wow, she is not only Wonder Woman, she is The Black Widow as well....

Like her better then ever now....

She can spy on me any day.

tinribmancer · 1st December 2017, 07:43 AM

So, I presume "Justice League" will tell us all about what "Teh Ebil Joos" will be doing to push forward their transhumanist agenda?

Also, I'm starting to hate Tinfoil for some reason...

Belz... · 1st December 2017, 07:44 AM

Originally Posted by tinribmancer

So, I presume "Justice League" will tell us all about what "Teh Ebil Joos" will be doing to push forward their transhumanist agenda?

Isn't Steppenwolf a Jew invader?

No, no... the Justice League wins. I don't know. The NWO is so cryptic sometimes...

dudalb · 1st December 2017, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by Puppycow

Silly question: how is her name pronounced? Is the 't' on the end silent?

No. Gadot has corrected people interviewing her on that. The T is pronounced. It's a Hebrew name,that is ,through sheer accident spelled like a Franch Name.

dudalb · 1st December 2017, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by JoeBentley

No there's pretty much a real life hot red head Russian double agent spy already.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-real-l...vels-avengers/

Jennifer Lawrence is making a movie called "Red Sparrow" based on a Russian Honey Trap operation.

KatieG · 3rd December 2017, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by Axxman300

https://media.giphy.com/media/9BdKnoXWTR1E4/giphy.gif

Even if she was Mossad I'm not sure how that's a bad thing.

There so many pics of her looking so much better

Straight woman here but I'd switch teams for her. I give all my worldly possessions to spend 1 hour in the same room with her.

The only other woman to have that effect on me is/was Ann-Margaret.

Axxman300 · 3rd December 2017, 01:22 AM

In a room ...like this....?

KatieG · 3rd December 2017, 03:21 AM

That'll work!

Hungry81 · 3rd December 2017, 04:39 AM

Originally Posted by calebprime

I like her very much.

(remembers). Oh yes. I'm old and hideous.

Nobody is gay for mole man.

Never say never.

https://youtu.be/1VYyMEdwc2c

Trebuchet · 3rd December 2017, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by Axxman300

In a room ...like this....?

https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0ID...V4Hu/giphy.gif

Like the other woman in the clip, I'd be utterly intimidated.

halleyscomet · 5th December 2017, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by KatieG

There so many pics of her looking so much better

Straight woman here but I'd switch teams for her. I give all my worldly possessions to spend 1 hour in the same room with her.

The only other woman to have that effect on me is/was Ann-Margaret.

And thus the time travel Gal Gadot / Ann-Margret femslash genre was born.

Belz... · 5th December 2017, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by Axxman300

In a room ...like this....?

https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0ID...V4Hu/giphy.gif

Abababebababa...

Dave Rogers · 5th December 2017, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by halleyscomet

And thus the time travel Gal Gadot / Ann-Margret femslash genre was born.

It probably already exists. Rule 34 is quite clear on this.

Dave

halleyscomet · 5th December 2017, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Dave Rogers

It probably already exists. Rule 34 is quite clear on this.

Dave

We can always hope.

BStrong · 5th December 2017, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by Loss Leader

I just watched that GIF for twenty minutes.

With both hands on the keyboard?

Axxman300 · 5th December 2017, 05:50 PM

Does anybody know exactly how to surrender to Mossad?

Just asking for a friend...

tinribmancer · 9th December 2017, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Axxman300

https://media.giphy.com/media/zwnsF3HwfAgnu/giphy.gif

Does anybody know exactly how to surrender to Mossad?

Just asking for a friend...

Sing "Hava Naquila". Tell this to your "friend"

Elagabalus · 9th December 2017, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by Axxman300

https://media.giphy.com/media/zwnsF3HwfAgnu/giphy.gif

Does anybody know exactly how to surrender to Mossad?

Just asking for a friend...

Guard?! Guard?! Let me out! I'll talk! I'll talk ...!

ETA: DAMMMMMMMMMMMN!!!

Monza · 11th December 2017, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by Trebuchet

Like the other woman in the clip, I'd be utterly intimidated.

The other woman is the lovely Isla Fisher. You may remember her from the movie Wedding Crashers. ...and possibly Enchanted.

Beerina · 11th December 2017, 09:28 AM

She looks close enough to Lois Lane that I'm sold!

Allen773 · 12th December 2017, 03:13 PM

She'd be a very effective spy. In fact she may even be ideal. This one is definitely worth looking into.

29th November 2017, 05:03 PM	#1
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sacramento Posts: 50,618	Gal Gadot Is A Mossad Spy.... https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other...ama/ar-BBFR8PB Wow, she is not only Wonder Woman, she is The Black Widow as well.... Like her better then ever now....
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30th November 2017, 05:14 AM	#4
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Wolrab Illuminator Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,759	I know the secret attack plans against Israel. Please come get me Gal!
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JoeMorgue Self Employed Remittance Man Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 31,583	Originally Posted by dudalb Wow, she is not only Wonder Woman, she is The Black Widow as well.... No there's pretty much a real life hot red head Russian double agent spy already. Quote: That's Anna Chapman, who was born Anna Vasil'yevna Kushchyenko and was (and perhaps remains) a very real Russian spy, suspected to be working for the SVR, Russia's own foreign intelligence service. You may remember her for her involvement in the highly publicized Illegals Program spy ring in 2010 and subsequent banishment, and also from those saucy pictures that one creepy guy on your favorite forum keeps posting whenever Marvel fantasy casting is discussed. To the credit of said guy (Hi, Chad!), the comparison between Black Widow and Chapman is not entirely unwarranted. The resemblance is uncanny, and definitely played up by Chapman herself. http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-real-l...vels-avengers/
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dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sacramento Posts: 50,618	Originally Posted by Puppycow Silly question: how is her name pronounced? Is the 't' on the end silent? No. Gadot has corrected people interviewing her on that. The T is pronounced. It's a Hebrew name,that is ,through sheer accident spelled like a Franch Name.
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dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sacramento Posts: 50,618	Originally Posted by JoeBentley No there's pretty much a real life hot red head Russian double agent spy already. http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-real-l...vels-avengers/ Jennifer Lawrence is making a movie called "Red Sparrow" based on a Russian Honey Trap operation.
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KatieG Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: at the end of the Oregon Trail Posts: 3,855	Originally Posted by Axxman300 https://media.giphy.com/media/9BdKnoXWTR1E4/giphy.gif Even if she was Mossad I'm not sure how that's a bad thing. There so many pics of her looking so much better Straight woman here but I'd switch teams for her. I give all my worldly possessions to spend 1 hour in the same room with her. The only other woman to have that effect on me is/was Ann-Margaret.
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Elagabalus Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 7,016	Originally Posted by Axxman300 https://media.giphy.com/media/zwnsF3HwfAgnu/giphy.gif Does anybody know exactly how to surrender to Mossad? Just asking for a friend... Guard?! Guard?! Let me out! I'll talk! I'll talk ...! ETA: DAMMMMMMMMMMMN!!!
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Monza Alta Viro Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,221	Originally Posted by Trebuchet Like the other woman in the clip, I'd be utterly intimidated. The other woman is the lovely Isla Fisher. You may remember her from the movie Wedding Crashers. ...and possibly Enchanted.
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