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Old 13th October 2019, 07:36 PM   #1
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Obama was born in Kenya!!!11!111!!!1 I has the evidences!!1!1!!11!!!

First, the link to the evidences:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brigid-...ay-2019-10-13/

And now, THE EVIDENCES:

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Runner Brigid Kosgei smashed the women's world record at the Chicago Marathon on Sunday. The 25-year-old Kenyan athlete completed the race in two hours, 14 minutes and four seconds, according to the Chicago Marathon's Twitter account.
AND:

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She wasn't the only runner to accomplish an incredible feat this weekend: Eliud Kipchoge sent shockwaves through the sports world on Saturday by becoming the first athlete to run a marathon in less than two hours.

The Olympic champion and world record holder from Kenya clocked 1 hour, 59 minutes and 40.2 seconds at the INEOS 1:59 Challenge, an event set up for the attempt. It won't, however, count as a record.
AND FINALLY:

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Former President Barack Obama took to Twitter to show his support for the champion runners on Sunday. "Yesterday, marathoner Eliud Kipchoge became the first ever to break two hours," he wrote. "Today in Chicago, Brigid Kosgei set a new women's world record. Staggering achievements on their own, they're also remarkable examples of humanity's ability to endure—and keep raising the bar. AND LIKE THEM I WAS BORN IN KENYA!!1!11!!"
There can be no doubts about it now! Everything must be rolled back to the way it was on Election Day 2008! jOHN mCcAIN SHOULD HAVE BECOME pRESAIDENT!!! Of course, he is dead now, so that means that SARAH PALIN IS THE RIGHTFUL PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!1!!!!ELEVENTY!!1! CHCEKMATE, OBAMA!!!!!!
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Old 13th October 2019, 07:37 PM   #2
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so who won in 2012?
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Old 13th October 2019, 07:39 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by The Great Zaganza View Post
so who won in 2012?
She was reelected!
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Old 13th October 2019, 08:45 PM   #4
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Who (really) won the 2008 presidential election?

This bastard should have never been in office.
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Old 13th October 2019, 08:59 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by shemp View Post
She was reelected!
no wonder - she kept America safe from Grizzly Bears.
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Old 14th October 2019, 06:54 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by shemp View Post
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You forgot to link evidence to this belief.
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Old 14th October 2019, 02:51 PM   #7
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Obama tweet.
The sentence with capital letters is missing, but that must be because Obama thought it might be better to delete it. Shemp wouldn't lie about something as important as this!!!
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I used to say Kenbornya. It's a clever way of saying born in Kenya. So clever that nobody gets it.
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