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Old 13th March 2020, 02:08 AM   #1
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Toilet Paper CAUSED the COVID-19 Novel Coronavirus

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Old 13th March 2020, 08:58 AM   #2
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Well I doubt that TP caused the virus, but the store shelfs were nearly empty of TP yesterday.
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Old 13th March 2020, 09:28 AM   #3
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I could only understand about 10% of her words, between her accent, poor enunciation, and traffic noise.
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Old 13th March 2020, 09:31 AM   #4
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A better CT would be that it was the TP industry that started it!
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Old 13th March 2020, 09:48 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by Trebuchet View Post
I could only understand about 10% of her words, between her accent, poor enunciation, and traffic noise.
Yeah, who records a video beside a busy highway?
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Old 13th March 2020, 03:09 PM   #6
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There's only one way to get back at the evil toilet-paper companies: Spread the rumor that wiping transmits the disease. Toilet paper is the vector!!!
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Old 14th March 2020, 02:21 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by Trebuchet View Post
I could only understand about 10% of her words, between her accent, poor enunciation, and traffic noise.


You must not get out much, that's a shame.

It is my video.
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Old 14th March 2020, 02:22 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by Ulf Nereng View Post
A better CT would be that it was the TP industry that started it!


That may be a better CT, but mine is arguably the better truth.
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Old 14th March 2020, 02:23 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by bknight View Post
Yeah, who records a video beside a busy highway?

Two vehicles in 1 minute 21 seconds is not "a busy highway".
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Originally Posted by Orphia Nay View Post
Two vehicles in 1 minute 21 seconds is not "a busy highway".
I count 4 and considering that they make noise as they approach and then head away, if we say that's 5 seconds each, then 40 seconds, or half the video is covered by traffic noise.
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Old 14th March 2020, 09:06 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by Orphia Nay View Post
Two vehicles in 1 minute 21 seconds is not "a busy highway".
No but 88 vehicles per day isn't anything to say it is an deserted roadway either.
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Sorry, Orphia. I'll try with headphones; maybe that will help.
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Originally Posted by Orphia Nay View Post
You must not get out much, that's a shame.

It is my video.
I have to say you're looking very fit. Good work!
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Old 15th March 2020, 01:41 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by Trebuchet View Post
Sorry, Orphia. I'll try with headphones; maybe that will help.
It helped.

I did count two cars and an airplane.
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Old 16th March 2020, 09:30 PM   #15
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I have to say you're looking very fit. Good work!

Thanks. I am.
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Old 16th March 2020, 09:45 PM   #16
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I see what you are trying to do here: get people to NOT continue panic-buying TP so you can get some.
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Old 18th March 2020, 04:40 AM   #17
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Originally Posted by Norman Alexander View Post
I see what you are trying to do here: get people to NOT continue panic-buying TP so you can get some.


Ha, no. I haven't bought any since buying 4 rolls in January.

I get to use everyone else's since I'm a wandering fool these days.
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Old 18th March 2020, 04:47 AM   #18
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Ha, no. I haven't bought any since buying 4 rolls in January.

I get to use everyone else's since I'm a wandering fool these days.
A scrounger, then?
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Ha, no. I haven't bought any since buying 4 rolls in January.

I get to use everyone else's since I'm a wandering fool these days.
Is that not rather unhygienic? I always flush mine, hadn't thought anyone else could re-use it.
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Is that not rather unhygienic? I always flush mine, hadn't thought anyone else could re-use it.
If you do that, what will the paper mills that make TP from recycled paper use?
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Well, that's a crappy thing to say....
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Hey, I didn't say it was a GOOD solution!
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Originally Posted by Ulf Nereng View Post
A better CT would be that it was the TP industry that started it!
I'm not sure that the toilet paper hoarding will actually help the industry much. They've certainly had a big bump in sales, but this will likely be followed by a big slump, as all the people who filled their closets and garages with toilet paper stop buying for the next several years.
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