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Tags 2024 elections , donald trump , political predictions , political speculation , vice presidential choices

View Poll Results: Trump's 2024 Running Mate
One of his spawn, or spawns in law. He could go to Jared! 7 18.92%
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. Or Rudy's son. 0 0%
My Pillow guy 2 5.41%
Fox News Moron -- Tucker, Hannity, Judge Jeanine 8 21.62%
Wingnut female congresscritter -- Greene, Bobert, etc 12 32.43%
Jerry Falwell Jr. Or maybe the pool boy. 0 0%
Cheney. Dick, not Liz 0 0%
Even on Planet X there's no way it would be Pence 8 21.62%
Voters: 37. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 7th May 2021, 10:29 AM   #1
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Trump's 2024 Running Mate?

Not a really serious poll. Just assume for a moment that he runs and gets nominated. Who will it be?
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Old 7th May 2021, 10:43 AM   #2
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I'm torn.

Part of me thinks someone like Trump would not select a running mate that has their own independent clout with the freakish Fox News types. The nice thing about Pence was that he was such a loser, he really didn't hog much of the limelight. Probably not the same with someone like Tucker Carlson or MTG.

I vote for MTG or Greene or someone similar.
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A 300 pound chunk of ****, just like him.
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Trump will run with himself as Running Mate, as well as his greatest opponent.
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I went with "Wingnut female congresscritter".

Even though he is a moron, he might think "a female might bring in voters turned off by my sexism", and there are a few with enough reputation as boot-lickers for his purposes.
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You're behind the times! It's already been decided. Donald shown below with his 2024 running mate:



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Jeffrey Epstein - Trump faked his death for just this purpose.
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No Ted Cruz option?
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Originally Posted by PhantomWolf View Post
No Ted Cruz option?
Indeed. I'm not sure Trump would have much interest in sharing the spotlight with another figure that caters to the extreme right of the party. He's already got that base covered. Pence was selected to appeal to the more evangelical, traditional Republicans that might have been skeptical of a Trump figure in those early days (how quaint).

Is there even a point is trying to appeal to non-MAGA republicans anymore? Do they even exist? The 4 years of Trump was a giant loyalty test to these freaks, and anyone even vaguely squishy on their Trump worship was run out of the party. Still, there could be some value in picking a running mate this is only MAGA-lite rather than full on crazy.
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The Trumps have been a "family" business for generations, so it will be one of his kids. It also helps that they are already entirely dependent on him, and trained to to the proper standard of obsequiousness. No risk of a Pence-like devotion to duty at a critical time like Jan 6th with that lot.

The question is, does he go for the Hot Blonde Ivanka option, which gives him that "I'm not a sexist!" vibe, but includes the risk that some people actually like her for herself, or does he go with the Eric "Too stupid to be an asset, but also too stupid and unpopular to be a threat" option?

Don, Jr is out of the running because what kind of a person would try to horn in on Don, Sr's name recognition like that? Greedy little twat!
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Trump will see himself wittering on TV in a flashback and think "I like THAT guy! He thinks like me! He can be my Veep."
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Dmitry Medvedev would be perfect.
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I would like to think that his running mate would be who ever he is sharing cell with when they make the escape attempt.
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$2 on Ivanka. Then a couple years into the term, Trump pere resigns, making a Trump the first woman President.

Try telling me just entertaining the thought of that wouldn’t send him into orgasmic paroxysms.
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I would like to think that his running mate would be who ever he is sharing cell with when they make the escape attempt.
Donny would promise him $150K and a presidential pardon to be carried piggyback during the escape. Donny can't run, you see. Then Donny would totally renege on the offer and claim he never knew him, whether the escape was successful or not. (It wouldn't be. Everything T**** touches turns to ****.)
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$2 on Ivanka. Then a couple years into the term, Trump pere resigns, making a Trump the first woman President.

Try telling me just entertaining the thought of that wouldn’t send him into orgasmic paroxysms.
Then on her birthday, a now senile Donald Trump dressed as Marilyn Monroe, broadcast live on Newsmax sings, "Happy Biiiiiiirthday Mrs President...."
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I could see his running mate as a bucket of fried chicken, or maybe a bag of coke.
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I could see his running mate as a bucket of fried chicken, or maybe a bag of coke.
Bucket of fried diet coke!
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Trump will pick whoever is publicly fawning over him at that time and comes recommended by his adoring fans. It will most likely be someone new on the scene.
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Trump will pick whoever is publicly fawning over him at that time and comes recommended by his adoring fans. It will most likely be someone new on the scene.
MTG? De Santis?
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Does Boris Johnson still have his dual UK/US nationality?
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Does Boris Johnson still have his dual UK/US nationality?
You are evil.
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Wing-nut female representative to be named later.

With a climate like the one we are seeing right now, we can be sure that next year’s elections are going to produce a record-breaking harvest of nuts.
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You are evil.
But lovable, don't forget lovable...
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Does Boris Johnson still have his dual UK/US nationality?
No, he does not. The messy haired, lying, adulterous twat turned it in a while back.

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No, he does not. The messy haired, lying, adulterous twat turned it in a while back.
Well, that's at least one good piece of good news.
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No, he does not. The messy haired, lying, adulterous twat turned it in a while back.
But does the US government recognize that or could he reclaim it?
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But does the US government recognize that or could he reclaim it?
It does. It was part of a deal that enabled Boris Johnson to avoid US taxes.
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I think wingnut female congress-critter.

DeSantis will want to run on his own. He's "popular" enough that all he has to do is declare before Trump and brand himself as the Trump candidate. If Trump is not on Twitter/Facebook, DeSantis' voice can drown him out.
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DeSantis is famous nationwide among conservatives. He's actually gotten **** done, for better or for worse, while touting Trump.

I think he could probably run for himself, though he'd probably be a shoo-in for VP imo.
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I think that 'Serpentor' would be the ideal choice.

He was that one guy from the old 'GI Joe' cartoon who had DNA from Atillia the Hun, Julius Caesar, Napoleon, and so on.

Maybe he would be interested in the job.
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DeSantis is famous nationwide among conservatives. He's actually gotten **** done, for better or for worse, while touting Trump.

I think he could probably run for himself, though he'd probably be a shoo-in for VP imo.

Yep. Lots of people sick with coronavirus who then took it home to friends and relatives after Spring Break for one.
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I haven't paying attention to the cheeto so I'm not sure, though it seems to me Lindsey Graham currently has his nose the furthest up T****'s anus so I'd say he's the current front-runner based on that qualification alone.
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