Bill Barr and his October Surprise - Page 42

Skeptic Ginger · 20th November 2020, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by kookbreaker

You must have missed the news! Turns out that on November 5th Hunter was crushed by a huge pile of his own laptops.

I'd nom this but I fear we may have used up our Hunter laptop joke allotment.

Trebuchet · 20th November 2020, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by DevilsAdvocate

Those Hunter laptops disappeared faster than Colorado drones.

And the 2018 caravans!

The Great Zaganza · 20th November 2020, 09:00 PM

Someone at a press conference should ask Rudy about it.

I think it's safe to say that it was the Hunter laptops that were used to change the votes.

varwoche · 20th November 2020, 09:17 PM

Imagine a special edition of Clue, the board game.

It was Hunter Biden, in the pizza parlor, with a laptop.

Stacyhs · 21st November 2020, 12:01 AM

Those children were drowned in Rudy's hair dye sweat! Think of the children!

Firestone · 21st November 2020, 02:37 AM

The jokes are fine, but, seriously, I'm still surprised at the lack of any real "October Surprise" from the Trump camp.
Didn't see that coming at all.

Stacyhs · 21st November 2020, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Firestone

The jokes are fine, but, seriously, I'm still surprised at the lack of any real "October Surprise" from the Trump camp.
Didn't see that coming at all.

Biden's been in politics too long for any dirty laundry he may have had not to have been aired already. They already dragged out everything they had and it went nowhere. Besides, they're the most incompetent bunch of morons out there.

Captain_Swoop · 21st November 2020, 01:51 PM

Where is Bill?

He's been very quiet lately.

kookbreaker · 21st November 2020, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by Captain_Swoop

Where is Bill?

He's been very quiet lately.

After Trump loyalists started picketing his home he realized he was in the SA and not the SS.

eerok · 21st November 2020, 02:42 PM

As far as I've seen, Barr has always been weird and a coward. He's probably hiding under his bed, smelling his old socks.

Skeptic Ginger · 21st November 2020, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by eerok

As far as I've seen, Barr has always been weird and a coward. He's probably hiding under his bed, smelling his old socks.

I would guess holed up at the Federalists Society where he is well known and the kids love to sit around the chair he's slumped back in and listen to his End Times stories where God smites all the commies.

Stacyhs · 21st November 2020, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Skeptic Ginger

I would guess holed up at the Federalists Society where he is well known and the kids love to sit around the chair he's slumped back in and listen to his End Times stories where God smites all the commies.

Ah....such wonderful bedtime stories.

Craig4 · 22nd November 2020, 10:50 PM

I wish he was out in public more so we could enjoy his predicament. Trump is I'm sure, furious with him for his failure to produce an October surprise or come up with any election fraud. The US attorneys responded to his instruction to investigate election "irregularities" with a rousing, "Yeah, I'll get right on that". His boss is pissed and his workforce is in open revolt. It's kind of fun to watch. A fitting end for the person who ordered the police to attack peaceful protestors.

Stacyhs · 23rd November 2020, 12:14 AM

Barr is likely just staying on the down low as much as possible right now riding out his time until he hands in his resignation. Staying away from Trump is the best thing he can do.

Hlafordlaes · 23rd November 2020, 12:29 AM

Who, Fred Flintstone? He's out riding dinos with Jesus.

CORed · 27th November 2020, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by Tero

I've lost track of the surprize. What was it? If it was Hunter laptops, how many was the final count?

Well, the last time I guessed that they really had a laptop that they had obtained somehow, though I had serious doubts about the "he abandoned it at a repair shop" story. At this point, given that all that was released was the contents of (not sure of exact number) 5 or 6 emails, I am completely unconvinced that there ever even was a laptop. I suspect that the emails thery released (obtained by who knows what means) were all they ever had.

Are we really supposed to believe that they had evidence that Hunter was fooling with underaged girls, that they would not have released it?

CORed · 27th November 2020, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by The Great Zaganza

Someone at a press conference should ask Rudy about it.

I think it's safe to say that it was the Hunter laptops that were used to change the votes.

That's right. The ghost of Hugo Chavez helped Hunter Biden use his laptops to hack the voting machines to change all the votes from black people in Detroit and Philadelphia from Trump to Biden. Because Hunter's a drug addict, he forgot to fix the House and Senate votes while he was at it.

Horatius · 27th November 2020, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by CORed

That's right. The ghost of Hugo Chavez helped Hunter Biden use his laptops to hack the voting machines to change all the votes from black people in Detroit and Philadelphia from Trump to Biden. Because Hunter's a drug addict, he forgot to fix the House and Senate votes while he was at it.

Sadly, your attempt at sarcasm is actually far more plausible than their actual accusations.

sts60 · 27th November 2020, 10:16 AM

It will be incorporated as-is in Sidney Powell’s next lawsuit.

CORed · 27th November 2020, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Horatius

Sadly, your attempt at sarcasm is actually far more plausible than their actual accusations.

You know, it's really hard to parody people whose claims already sound like parodies.

Trebuchet · 27th November 2020, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by CORed

You know, it's really hard to parody people whose claims already sound like parodies.

Thats the whole basis of Poe's Law.

20th November 2020, 08:20 PM	#1641
Skeptic Ginger Nasty Woman Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 84,619	Originally Posted by kookbreaker You must have missed the news! Turns out that on November 5th Hunter was crushed by a huge pile of his own laptops. I'd nom this but I fear we may have used up our Hunter laptop joke allotment.
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20th November 2020, 08:43 PM	#1642
Trebuchet Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Port Townsend, Washington Posts: 29,841	Originally Posted by DevilsAdvocate Those Hunter laptops disappeared faster than Colorado drones. And the 2018 caravans!
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20th November 2020, 09:00 PM	#1643
The Great Zaganza Maledictorian Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 13,733	Someone at a press conference should ask Rudy about it. I think it's safe to say that it was the Hunter laptops that were used to change the votes.
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20th November 2020, 09:17 PM	#1644
varwoche Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 15,280	Imagine a special edition of Clue, the board game. It was Hunter Biden, in the pizza parlor, with a laptop.
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21st November 2020, 02:37 AM	#1646
Firestone Proud Award Award recipient Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Belgium Posts: 2,646	The jokes are fine, but, seriously, I'm still surprised at the lack of any real "October Surprise" from the Trump camp. Didn't see that coming at all.
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21st November 2020, 12:01 AM	#1645
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 16,744	Those children were drowned in Rudy's hair dye sweat! Think of the children!

21st November 2020, 01:31 PM	#1647
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 16,744	Originally Posted by Firestone The jokes are fine, but, seriously, I'm still surprised at the lack of any real "October Surprise" from the Trump camp. Didn't see that coming at all. Biden's been in politics too long for any dirty laundry he may have had not to have been aired already. They already dragged out everything they had and it went nowhere. Besides, they're the most incompetent bunch of morons out there.

21st November 2020, 01:51 PM	#1648
Captain_Swoop Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 30,151	Where is Bill? He's been very quiet lately.

21st November 2020, 02:37 PM	#1649
kookbreaker Evil Fokker Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 12,906	Originally Posted by Captain_Swoop Where is Bill? He's been very quiet lately. After Trump loyalists started picketing his home he realized he was in the SA and not the SS.
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21st November 2020, 02:42 PM	#1650
eerok Quixoticist Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: ON Canada Posts: 3,059	As far as I've seen, Barr has always been weird and a coward. He's probably hiding under his bed, smelling his old socks.
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21st November 2020, 05:30 PM	#1651
Skeptic Ginger Nasty Woman Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 84,619	Originally Posted by eerok As far as I've seen, Barr has always been weird and a coward. He's probably hiding under his bed, smelling his old socks. I would guess holed up at the Federalists Society where he is well known and the kids love to sit around the chair he's slumped back in and listen to his End Times stories where God smites all the commies.
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21st November 2020, 05:35 PM	#1652
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 16,744	Originally Posted by Skeptic Ginger I would guess holed up at the Federalists Society where he is well known and the kids love to sit around the chair he's slumped back in and listen to his End Times stories where God smites all the commies. Ah....such wonderful bedtime stories.

22nd November 2020, 10:50 PM	#1653
Craig4 Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Alexandria, VA Home to the Deep State. Posts: 21,876	I wish he was out in public more so we could enjoy his predicament. Trump is I'm sure, furious with him for his failure to produce an October surprise or come up with any election fraud. The US attorneys responded to his instruction to investigate election "irregularities" with a rousing, "Yeah, I'll get right on that". His boss is pissed and his workforce is in open revolt. It's kind of fun to watch. A fitting end for the person who ordered the police to attack peaceful protestors.
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23rd November 2020, 12:14 AM	#1654
Stacyhs Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: United States Posts: 16,744	Barr is likely just staying on the down low as much as possible right now riding out his time until he hands in his resignation. Staying away from Trump is the best thing he can do.

23rd November 2020, 12:29 AM	#1655
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27th November 2020, 09:55 AM	#1656
CORed Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Central City, Colorado, USA Posts: 9,845	Originally Posted by Tero I've lost track of the surprize. What was it? If it was Hunter laptops, how many was the final count? Well, the last time I guessed that they really had a laptop that they had obtained somehow, though I had serious doubts about the "he abandoned it at a repair shop" story. At this point, given that all that was released was the contents of (not sure of exact number) 5 or 6 emails, I am completely unconvinced that there ever even was a laptop. I suspect that the emails thery released (obtained by who knows what means) were all they ever had. Are we really supposed to believe that they had evidence that Hunter was fooling with underaged girls, that they would not have released it?

27th November 2020, 10:00 AM	#1657
CORed Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Central City, Colorado, USA Posts: 9,845	Originally Posted by The Great Zaganza Someone at a press conference should ask Rudy about it. I think it's safe to say that it was the Hunter laptops that were used to change the votes. That's right. The ghost of Hugo Chavez helped Hunter Biden use his laptops to hack the voting machines to change all the votes from black people in Detroit and Philadelphia from Trump to Biden. Because Hunter's a drug addict, he forgot to fix the House and Senate votes while he was at it.

27th November 2020, 10:03 AM	#1658
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,567	Originally Posted by CORed That's right. The ghost of Hugo Chavez helped Hunter Biden use his laptops to hack the voting machines to change all the votes from black people in Detroit and Philadelphia from Trump to Biden. Because Hunter's a drug addict, he forgot to fix the House and Senate votes while he was at it. Sadly, your attempt at sarcasm is actually far more plausible than their actual accusations.
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27th November 2020, 10:16 AM	#1659
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27th November 2020, 10:40 AM	#1660
CORed Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Central City, Colorado, USA Posts: 9,845	Originally Posted by Horatius Sadly, your attempt at sarcasm is actually far more plausible than their actual accusations. You know, it's really hard to parody people whose claims already sound like parodies.

27th November 2020, 02:38 PM	#1661
Trebuchet Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Port Townsend, Washington Posts: 29,841	Originally Posted by CORed You know, it's really hard to parody people whose claims already sound like parodies. Thats the whole basis of Poe's Law.
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