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Old 7th March 2018, 08:24 PM   #1
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What if Santa Anna had had nuclear weapons at the Alamo?

I dunno, but the movie sure as hell would have been different!
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Old 7th March 2018, 09:32 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by shemp View Post
I dunno, but the movie sure as hell would have been different!
I don't know either but I would love it if he had been tied to one that was then armed and time triggered. Give him time to think on his evil doings (the little ******)!!!!
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Old 7th March 2018, 09:33 PM   #3
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Old 8th March 2018, 05:59 AM   #4
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Well, ...

The first thing that I can think of is that a small amount Ozzy Osbourne pee would be radioactive.

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Nuclear weapons on either side wouldn't have made any difference. Bowie and Travis didn't have any Spitfires, so in any case they would have surrendered within a week.

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Old 8th March 2018, 06:06 AM   #6
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What if Santa Claus had had nuclear weapons at the Alamo?
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What if Alamo Rent-A-Car had nuclear weapons?
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Old 8th March 2018, 06:24 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by Loss Leader View Post
What if Alamo Rent-A-Car had nuclear weapons?

Then I wouldn't rent from National.
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Old 8th March 2018, 06:27 AM   #9
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What happened at the Alamo? I forget.
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Originally Posted by alfaniner View Post
What happened at the Alamo? I forget.
I think it's where William Wallace defended Rohan from the invading Persians.
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Old 8th March 2018, 06:50 AM   #11
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I think it's where William Wallace defended Rohan from the invading Persians.
LOL!!!
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Old 8th March 2018, 07:12 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by Tommy Jeppesen View Post
LOL!!!
"And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, for a sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises, IN SPARTA!"
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Saturday Night Live, back in the 1970's, did a skit called "What if Napoleon had a B-52 at the battle of Waterloo" which ends with him nuking Wellington....
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With the quality of Santa Ana's army the bomb would have detonated prematurely, forcing us to endure conspiracy theories about how US and or French spies set it off.
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Originally Posted by Belz... View Post
I think it's where William Wallace defended Rohan from the invading Persians.
Pretty much that, without Hobbits, though!!!!!
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Originally Posted by shemp View Post
I dunno, but the movie sure as hell would have been different!
People wouldn't need to keep reminding us to remember the Alamo, which, all things considered would have been a significant improvement on the current situation.
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Old 18th March 2018, 06:54 AM   #19
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What if Santa Anna had had nuclear weapons at the Alamo?

Since nuclear is trendy, one could say the Texans would have gotten la mode.
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Old 18th March 2018, 07:50 AM   #20
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Originally Posted by Myles View Post
What if Santa Anna had had nuclear weapons at the Alamo?

Since nuclear is trendy, one could say the Texans would have gotten la mode.
You used your first post for a terrible pun? Congratulations! You'll fit in well here, especially in the Humor forum. Welcome!
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